Jonathan Ruggiero

Guess Tom really couldn't get him off the hook

So he had to cancel a bar appearance in Staten Island?

I'm glad she's finally getting sworn in, but something stinks. Johnson wouldn't finally be doing this if there was any danger of getting enough votes for the Epstein files release.

On that note, is there any kind of heroic hacker out there who actually gives enough of a shit to do it for us?

Wild to think that there's a junior exec walking around Manhattan right now who, within a month, will be sent by her firm back to her hometown to close a local business, only to run into a former-flame turned tree-farming cookie enthusiast who'll change her life via the power of Christmas.

Dude was money in the bank for 60 years. Comedy, drama, crime, western, leading man, character roles, hero, villain, TV, movies, radio, nothing he couldn’t do. Not the greatest actor nor did he ever lose himself in a role, but Crenna may be the most underrated actor of all time.

Just found out that Sally Kirkland passed away during the night.

I'm so sad that she's gone, but I'm just glad she's not suffering anymore.

Rest in peace, Sally.

I think the thing that depresses me the most is watching how many people here look at events and seem to have decided to max out on cynicism and apathy. Deciding they’re smarter than anyone else because they know nothing is going to change and everyone is a villain. Thanks, dipshits. Good work.

I don't get why we keep doing this to ourselves. You know the opposition will absolutely fuck you on this. And then you get smug Twitter commentators and socialist douchebags privately happy that we fucked up again, just to prove how right they are.

They played music while boarding the plane now?

it's not a musician biopic without several bad wigs.

A little like American 191 then.

Just heard that all New Yorkers will now be forced to admit Ishtar wasn’t that bad of a movie.

YOU VOTED FOR THIS!!

The five scariest words in the English language: “From Executive Producer Ryan Murphy”

I just looked at the cast for that show.

As Gordon Ramsay would say...

WHERE'S YOUR STANDARDS?!?!

But won't Mamdani be taking Vancouver though?

Reminds me a little of the Concorde crash. My guess is the engine caught fire right at VR (where you start lifting off). At that point, you're committed.

I just looked at the cast for that show.

As Gordon Ramsay would say...

WHERE'S YOUR STANDARDS?!?!

Anyway, Dick Cheney is a fossil fuel now. It's what he loved most. Besides killing.

I awaited this day for so long when I was younger.

Now, the sad thing is, I would take him back in a heartbeat in exchange for much greater evil.

Gone 43 years ago today.
Rest in power, Dominique Dunne.

I haven't given the race much energy because it frankly doesn't deserve it. But if I were living there, this may be the one time I would ever leave a ballot blank.

“Hey Dodgers! You can take your trophy and shove it straight up your ass!”

(Cue Toreador)

There’s an episode of Murder, She Wrote where Jessica eats the murder weapon.

I just need you all to know this.

That was MadBum/Hershiser shit.

This iteration of the Jays will never live this down. You don't recover from THIS. But they have nothing to be ashamed of.

It ended on a fucking double play...

KERSHAW IS WARMING UP?!