lettuce✶

so bored at work learning how to tie a noose to pass time

whether i get 1 like or 300 i’m keeping my ig likes on cause idgaf

hate when grown men use lol too much

a woman in a red outfit is dancing in front of a brick wall . ALT: a woman in a red outfit is dancing in front of a brick wall .

sent an “i need u” text and i’ve been AIRED! fhUCK!

a shiba inu dog is smiling with its eyes closed and its mouth open . ALT: a shiba inu dog is smiling with its eyes closed and its mouth open .

so is the duel them making out? very challengers

hanging out with someone that religiously listens to rap and having to tell them i only listen to indie music and have no idea who rod wave is is so awkwarddddddd! especially when it’s other black ppl 😭

wait friend, are u on ig?

fr 😪 i wish everyone would get on here already

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO DOOOOOO????? OOOOOH TELL ME WHAT YOURE WILLING TO DOOOOO

Kiss It Better Rihanna · ANTI (Deluxe) · Song · 2016

MY SHAYLAAAAAAAA😩😭😭😭😭💔💔 open.spotify.com/track/0UHB9M...

i miss my twitter muts so bad 🥲😭😭💔

but when the sex is that good………. #icant

a woman with long hair is sitting on a couch with her mouth open . ALT: a woman with long hair is sitting on a couch with her mouth open .

i need to learn to be quiet and not post everything on social media…

can we bring diaphragms back? i hate being on the pill

pic or it’s not true

what happened to keeping things casual?😭

a man i just met yesterday wants to see me “asap”… it feels like a threat

i thought i had died and came back to life it was so real 😭😭😭 i woke up mad asf

had a dream my ex messaged me to apologize. if only

Whatever happened to fun girl from sex and the city

Some people really just don’t like having fun. Couldn’t be me

exactly!

Did Carrie Bradshaw ever get permission from everyone she wrote about in her Sex And The City articles?

She was really the first family vlogger.

"Sex and the City" is great but there should be a show called "Grindr and the Small Town"

means you’re serving

i've been told this is futch. i don't know what that means ;-;

#tall #goth #trans #girl

fuck i wish i could go on twittter and annoy everyone by telling them i just had sex and adding a really tmi
detail to make everyone uncomfortable

my sister making me realize i am
lowkey a youtube head, i be watching anything on there 😭

but it’s funnn and hair grows back :p

one thing about me is i know how to write a break up letter!😹 #shablam