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I am... not a winter person.

Ooof, ain't that the truth, #Muffin.

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Been a little while since I've been here... What's shakin, bébés?

Good news, everyone... it's just a mild #PublicHealth apocalypse! 🫠

Testing and Masking Policies and Hospital-Onset Respiratory Viral Infections This cohort study examines the ratio between hospital- and community-onset respiratory viral infections at different levels of testing and masking from 2020 to 2024.

#StudyOfTheDay Stopping masking & testing was associated with a 25% increase in hospital-onset respiratory viral infections, and resuming masking among staff was associated with a 33% decrease.

Almost like WE SHOULD HAVE KEPT #MASKS IN HEALTHCARE, n’est ce pas?!

#MasksWork #BringBackMasks

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#Bunny, you were so #thirsty that you created a Bluesky account just to talk at people who couldn’t care less about you. Why? Doesn’t seem like the actions of a #happy lil camper…

He doesn’t seem v happy, huh #Muffin…

Analysis of 25 studies shows reduced risk of long COVID after vaccination Two doses of COVID vaccine before infection was tied to a 24% reduced odds of having long COVID.

"A new meta-analysis of studies involving more than 14 million people shows that COVID-19 vaccination is associated with a lower risk of developing long COVID, with 2 doses reducing the odds by 24% and 1 dose reducing the odds by 15%."

#LongCovid

I hope it’s different people and that lil #Mikey is wrong. Trump seems like a terrible father.

Aw, that’s sweet! Maybe I misjudged grandma Trump! I wonder if maybe she hates her son… there are rumours.

A very silly uneducated troll posted “Grandma passed out early huh? She's going to cage you all day tomorrow when she comes to and finds out you wasted all the monthly data on the family obama phone. TRUMP IS YOUR DADDY” not realizing that by his logic, this not only means that Trump has a family Obama phone, but cannot afford much data. He also considers conversing with him to be a waste of data. This I might agree with.

I for one am thrilled that some of the lil #TrollBabies have found their way here… #ComeToMama 🥰

Sounds like a drinker, #Muffin. She “passed out early”?? It’s not even 7pm. No wonder Trump is the way he is, his whole family situation seems pretty terrible. Mike, #Poodle, do you have any other details?

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Apparently Trump can’t afford much data for his fam either, #Muffin. This is v sad.

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So… by your logic… Trump has a family Obama phone? Weird flex, but ok?

I feel sorry for them, #Muffin. In a fascinated and v amused sort of way.

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What brings you here, #Silly? Feeling ignored irl? Insignificant? Comme c’est #tragique… thoughts and prayers for you.

A bag containing one attention for the thirsty lil weirdo who commented gobbledygook above.

Here you go, #Silly. Anything else?

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It's a pretty stark change of pace, isn't it #Muffin??

Study reaffirms that masks prevent COVID-19 transmission A new study in <em>The Lancet</em> demonstrates that face coverings dramatically reduce the load of SARS-CoV-2 in exhaled breath from infected persons. The reductions reached as high as 98 percent, wi...

#StudyOfTheDay from The Lancet:

First study of its kind measuring #Covid shedding with and without face coverings in infected humans in real-world conditions of #mask and #respirator use with no fit testing.

Reductions reached as high as 98 percent!

#MasksWork, bébés. 😷 #CovidIsNotOver

Thank all that is holy for Bluesky 🦋

Covid-19 may lead to longest period of peacetime excess mortality, says new Swiss Re report | Swiss Re Covid-19 may lead to longest period of peacetime excess mortality, says new Swiss Re report

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Soooo many people I know have it, #Muffin! Sinus rinse and salt water gargles are a good bet. Ooh, and drink lots of green tea in the day and take melatonin at night. Sending you #HealingVibes ✨

The Omicron wave of covid was 10x more deadly for unvaccinated Americans — empowering anti-vaxxers like RFK is clearly a threat to American public health.

I also ALWAYS mask on flights, #Muffin. It’s the smart thing to do! 😷❤️