Kenny

I don’t think any of you truly realize that nothing beats a Jet2 holiday

Maybe it’s time to take BlueSky seriously, now that I’m getting MAGA content AGAINST MY WILL on Shitter 🤮 I can only block so many times before I lose it

I keep forgetting about this app lately tbh

Is this app officially dying?

29 years old and here I am, looking at Pokémon plushies online

I just want a registeel lmao

a bald man in a suit and tie is sitting in a car ALT: a bald man in a suit and tie is sitting in a car

I turn 29 in a week

Why is meth “Tina” and why isn’t crack “Brenda”

The only people who casually use the word “cuck” as an insult are people who are probably being cuckolded

Business idea: a place that sells Middle Eastern food, but also medicine, named “Shawarmaceuticals”

Why do guys think they look hotter in selfies if they make some kind of lost, forlorn facial expression?

Chris Pratt looks like he smells like ketchup.

I will not elaborate

So we can just no-call no-show for an entire month and we’ll still have our jobs I guess.

Should I redownload Grindr and hurt my self esteem lmao

“TRUETT”? WE’RE NAMING CHILDREN TRUETT NOW?!? White women should have to submit their babies’ names to some kind of department to get approved or denied

We as adults have the power to enforce a National Pajama Day and we just don’t, man. We just DON’T. That’s FUCKED

Hi son welcome home. Trump and Musk want to get rid of social security and we believe there’s going to be a civil war. Why are you having a panic attack now?

Working out in jeans is psychotic behavior

I want you to meet my granddaughter, Shlingus DelaBringus

Conan O’Brien is in the khia asylum of talk-show hosts

Why do cosplayers wear such shitty wigs

“China is just more free. I’m not talking about freedom of speech or freedom of press, but like if you’re an artist and you sell your art online, there’s more of a community”

Oh, okay

It’s 3am and my autistic transgender shut-in roommate is going on a spiel about pro-China propaganda

We’re naming children “Quill” now?…….

“You’re stupid. I have a degree in English Lit. From a top 10 university, no less.”

“Which university?”

*blocked*

Geez I wonder why

This just in: an adult woman is shocked when she learns that leaving clothing on the floor won’t keep them clean. More on this, tonight at 9

Would anyone actually give a shit if I started streaming the sims lol

Remind me never to ask my roommate about her taste in music again lol

Like the poem said, by a lady in red, you hear the last few words of your life ✨

Does anyone else’s feed never really refresh or update on here? I’m seeing hours-old posts and refreshing isn’t doing anything 🙃

I just know when Tr*mp, M*sk and McC*nnell die, there will be huge parties thrown.