I’m the least green-fingered person on the planet but somehow my plant gallery is flourishing. Happy Sunday everyone 🥰 🌿
brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
So many moments when I laugh out loud. Also very insightful. Just bloody good.
I’m reading at the moment and it’s fantastic.
Ooh er missus
You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
Keys found embedded in jam sandwich. Apologies.
Saved you 2.5 hours here x
No, I cannot tell you much I love this silly man. #TheTraitors #Traitors
Even his ad was a stunning piece of surrealist film making. What a talent. Such a sad loss.
What’s your sign? Found mine.
If you like the expressionist staging of F W Murnau films you’ve probably got a nose for art too.
Joel’s writing is always worth your time.
They’re driving me nuts. If only they’d stop crying and try using some logic.
Also, who the fuck does their internal comms because JFC. Nobody’s gonna read such a long and boring email full of jargon. “We are sunsetting”??? Terrible writing.
Winter #Bloomscrolling from the garden with the iced-up witch hazel. Just -5° C this morning! 🌱
Last Exit to Brooklyn; Natural Born Killers.
I will message you as don’t want to give away state secrets.
Without downloading any new links where are you mentally?
Just so you know, a raspberry makes a really groovy hairstyle for a Lego figure.
Thinking of writing a blog about fruity wines called “I Know Where The Berries Are Bodied”.
Thank you for this important information. That’s the rest of my evening taken care of.
This is Yuma. She's an amateur geologist. Brings home one carefully selected rock a day. For science. 13/10
In a way I envy you because I know what you’ve got to come!
I’ve just finished watching the final season of Industry (yeah, I know, she’s a bit slow on the uptake) and FUCKING HELL IT’S SO GOOD.