My cat's full first name is Jakeathon 😂
Good grief. It's like they don't want them adopted.
Every few years I forget that I look silly with short hair and hate growing it out. Haven't learned my lesson since I've been old enough to have a say in my haircuts 🙃
I like opi less is Norse. It's a sort of slate blue
Fairly sure this pic inspired the climax of the movie Beetlejuice. (complimentary)
May your timepieces fare better than your automobiles
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Hold up one of your crafted items in your profile pic. I'd hold up my knitted socks!
That color looks great on you! And you look fantastic!
Well, I guess I'm glad it got delayed so that guy wasn't in the air when it happened and y'all had to divert. But yeah, absolutely crazy!
I honestly thought these were dog treats and thought you were sampling them for Waffles 😂
First husband once answered a call from my mom, who used my government name and he forgot it was my name so he said wrong number and hung up 😂 I never call second husband by his name, so when I have to refer to him in public, it feels so weird, like I'm talking about someone else entirely.
My organization uses Teams for video and I used Zoom for the first time in a while and wow, I look like shit on Zoom. Like, my face looked markedly rounder and fatter. 🤔
I forgot my 20 yr law school reunion.
Then again, I once asked spouse if he wanted anything special for his 40th birthday & he looked at me & said, "I turned 40 last year."
I have also forgotten my age & argued with my GP that I was a year younger. Made her get out a calculator and everything.
"Final_version.docx" (famous last words anytime you name a doc this lmao)
Oh, and my step-husband since he's a remarriage 😂😂
You're turning into @leifmeister.bsky.social
IKEA cabinets have more integrity
I have called my husband everything from permanent boyfriend to husband-at-law.
I almost fell for it
The reddit thread for the bee is up in arms 😂
Recreating the Sabotage video
Wedding favors will be little bottles of white out at every table
My second fave Ghost-ism is the "when the moon hits your eye and it's 4:45, it's November" (paraphrase). Makes me laugh every time I get grumpy about how dark it is at like, 230 in the winter.
I'm currently exploring my lows, thanks
I love this 📚
“stranger danger settings” 💀💀💀
Ghost is 100 out of 35 to 50 feral hogs and I love her for it.
Hbd ghost! 🥳🥳
