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Get you a man who can do KING OF THE HILL *and* THE EMPTY MAN, dang it.

Share a reliable character actor

I will share THE reliable character actor. My Dude, Stephen Root!

I have now been told, repeatedly, that Woodstock is not a cannibal here because a turkey is not the same as a little yellow bird, so time to bring back what I'm calling the Wampler Classic.

'Hannibal' 1x08 Recap: A Poet and a Psychopath - Pop Heist It's clear that Hannibal is running some great game. It's also clear that his fixation on Will Graham is different.

It's a new @popheist.com HANNIBAL recap! This week, Hannibal gets wind of a rival serial killer on his turf, Will makes his move with Alana, and cellos get some very special strings!

'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' at 35: An Oral History of One of the Most Beloved Road Movies Ever Made Starring Steve Martin and John Candy, the John Hughes road trip comedy had a nearly four-hour runtime at one point. Hear from cast, crew, and Hughes' family about the classic.

My @vanityfair.com oral history of PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES, released on this day in 1987:

Took five hours almost to the minute for someone to drop the old "RETURN OF THE KING had too many endings!" chestnut, so here's a thing I wrote for Paste's film section (RIP) about that.

Ad-Rock: Well I got a good turkey and she is

Beastie Boys: MINE

Ad-Rock: Droppin that bird in a bag of

Beastie Boys: BRINE

HANNIBAL (2013)
Dir. David Slade
Developed by Bryan Fuller

Ad-Rock: Well I got a good turkey and she is

Beastie Boys: MINE

Ad-Rock: Droppin that bird in a bag of

Beastie Boys: BRINE

FYI: if you want a made-to-order mug delivered by Christmas, the cutoff date is December 1st.

I’ll have pre-made mugs listed in the next couple of weeks that you can order up to December 15th for Christmas delivery. littleedenpottery.etsy.com #pottery #art #ceramics #bsnm #MagicalBazaar

Took five hours almost to the minute for someone to drop the old "RETURN OF THE KING had too many endings!" chestnut, so here's a thing I wrote for Paste's film section (RIP) about that.

HANNIBAL (2013)
Dir. David Slade
Developed by Bryan Fuller

'Bob's Burgers' Thanksgiving Episodes, Ranked Thanksgiving is a special time of year for the Belcher family, so let's rank all of the Bob's Burgers Turkey Day episodes!

Happy Thanksgiving Week, I ranked every BOB'S BURGERS Thanksgiving episode for @popheist.com!

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Donate to Support Bee and Cats From Eviction, organized by Bee Delores ETA: I am facing eviction with cats in just over a week. Any donations and shares would… Bee Delores needs your support for Support Bee and Cats From Eviction

Alright, this is the home stretch. I have 7 days, not unlike The Ring lol gofund.me/596fde0bf

6 days, a creepy voice tells me over the phone 😂

Please share! 💚

Please, please, everyone, this is not the season for us to argue about STAR WARS movies.

It's the season for us to argue about LORD OF THE RINGS movies.

Show some decorumm

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

maybe i am going insane

Thomas Keller’s Favorite Roast Turkey Beloved for a reason, this bird is brined and then air-dried in the refrigerator for the crispiest, most flavorsome turkey skin ever.

Why start the brine so early? Because I've hybridized this with Thomas Keller's method of pulling the turkey out of the brine and letting it air dry in the fridge for a while before cooking.

I have A System!

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Good Eats Roast Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe | Alton Brown Full of seasonal flavors like ginger, allspice, apple and sage, Alton Browns brined Good Eats Roast Turkey is an instant Thanksgiving classic.

(I use Alton Brown's brine base with some added bells and whistles.)

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Turkey brine potion is on the stove!

In the @dreadcentral.bsky.social staff meeting this morning explaining that I basically become Bob Belcher this week re: turkey and everyone understood what I meant. #Blessed

My entire life green been casserole has been a part of Thanksgiving and my entire life I've barely touched it.

Roast some brussels sprouts of something, throw some pancetta in there, there are other ways to get a green thing on the plate.

I do not need your green been casseroles, friends, just pass me the crispy onions and I'm good there.

This movie is insane and I love its space opera sword and sorcery weirdness so much.

Turkey acquired

Yay! It's great!

'Bob's Burgers' Thanksgiving Episodes, Ranked Thanksgiving is a special time of year for the Belcher family, so let's rank all of the Bob's Burgers Turkey Day episodes!

Happy Thanksgiving Week, I ranked every BOB'S BURGERS Thanksgiving episode for @popheist.com!

popheist.com/bobs-burgers...

Ray smuckles saying “this is completely a thing. Our every move is the new tradition.”

A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t: