Matthew Jackson

Matthew Jackson

@awalrusdarkly.bsky.social

One time I sat in the Munster Koach. HWA Member. @scaresshapedus.bsky.social Host. Bylines at Pop Heist/AV Club/Fangoria/Bloody Disgusting/Dread Central/More. Austin Film Critics member. ๐Ÿ…-approved.

4,846 Followers 1,186 Following 7,441 Posts Joined Jun 2023
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Horror Legend Nuzo Onoh Reveals Cover for New Novel โ€˜The Turning of Sally-Maeโ€™ [Exclusive] Nuzo Onoh is one of the most important voices in 21st-century horror. Over more than a decade, sheโ€™s been a trailblazing voice in the field of African horror and a living legend among her peers, earni...

ICYMI, at @bloody-disgusting.com earlier this week we revealed the cover for the latest novel from the great @nuzo.bsky.social. THE TURNING OF SALLY-MAE arrives this October!

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I'm at the fountain.

I'm at the haunted house.

I'm at the combination fountain and haunted house.

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I have been running on three hours of sleep since 7:30 a.m., but two moving trucks and a lot of boxes later, we are home.

Now I'm gonna house some Whataburger and sleep forever.

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Y'all we lucked out on movers.

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To put things into perspective, I am so lacking $ that I am washing clothes by hand. My grandmother would be so proud ๐Ÿ˜…

Trump cut essential housing and food funds here in WV so things are dire

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Who else hits that point in moving where you just go "I dunno, throw that shit in a bag"?

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Just housed a truly ludicrous amount of Taco Bell because we're at the There Are No Rules stage of packing.

Still *mumbles incoherently* more hours to go.

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Yo email me that thang.

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a man is laying on a couch with an ice pack on his forehead while watching mid century modern ALT: a man is laying on a couch with an ice pack on his forehead while watching mid century modern

It will be 64 tomorrow. It will be 91 on Sunday. It will be 58 on Monday.

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Hearing @hollyanderson.bsky.social call Neil Gorsuch a "fuckin Cybertron Buttplug" is gonna get me through this day.

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Watched a guy check out at the grocery store today with nothing but a single serving sushi tray and TEN Monster Energy drinks.

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Last Day of Packing is upon us so I need me some Wiseguys on Mars.

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โ€˜The Fox and the Devilโ€™ Review โ€“ Kiersten White Reinvents the Van Helsing Legacy with Page-Turner One of the enduring appeals of Bram Stokerโ€™s Dracula comes not in the primary narrative, but in the sense that weโ€™ve sunk hip deep into one corner of some kind of dark sandbox. There is a sense, loomi...

New at @bloody-disgusting.com, I reviewed @kierstenwhite.bsky.social's new book THE FOX AND THE DEVIL, a thrilling reinvention of the Van Helsing legacy that's also an epic supernatural mystery. I had a lot of fun!

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I have no idea where I got this. Maybe a cereal giveaway? Anyway, I love it. Or I kinda need it, y'know?

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If you program the streaming app to autoplay over the end of a movie with a gag reel I should get to hide one (1) spider in your closet.

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If you program the streaming app to autoplay over the end of a movie with a gag reel I should get to hide one (1) spider in your closet.

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(it's a magnet)

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I have no idea where I got this. Maybe a cereal giveaway? Anyway, I love it. Or I kinda need it, y'know?

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Look I'm a product of my generation and demographic and that means the entire ANCHORMAN screenplay was automatically etched into my soul I don't make the rules.

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My wife agreed to put on ANCHORMAN while we pack but "only if you don't quote every line."

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Bam has now scored more points (83) in any NBA game in history than any player except Wilt Chamberlainโ€™s 100. What in the goddamn hell.

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This kid has eaten four slices of pizza by himself tonight.

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BlueSky development team please add a button that lets me reach through the phone and go upside a person's head when they drop "And you're SURPRISED?!" on this app.

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๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค

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Whadda y'at? | Shoresy Season 5 YouTube video by Shoresy

It's been A Day, and if you also had A Day, I recommend watching this.

You don't need to know a damn thing about SHORESY to enjoy it. It's just four roommates having a weird conversation that'll make you laugh until your cheeks hurt.

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One of the things that really trips a lot of analysts, including ones with real skin in the game, is that they refuse - absolutely refuse - to accept how stupid Trump very obviously is. He has no knowledge of anything, is incapable of learning, and only remembers the last thing to happen to him.

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BIG NIGHT

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We watch ENCANTO a lot now because of the three-year-old and I don't think of myself as someone who develops crushes on animated characters but I do really look forward to Luisa's song...

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Hell yeah

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I will always repost Muggsy content.

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