ICYMI, at @bloody-disgusting.com earlier this week we revealed the cover for the latest novel from the great @nuzo.bsky.social. THE TURNING OF SALLY-MAE arrives this October!
I'm at the fountain.
I'm at the haunted house.
I'm at the combination fountain and haunted house.
I have been running on three hours of sleep since 7:30 a.m., but two moving trucks and a lot of boxes later, we are home.
Now I'm gonna house some Whataburger and sleep forever.
To put things into perspective, I am so lacking $ that I am washing clothes by hand. My grandmother would be so proud ๐
Trump cut essential housing and food funds here in WV so things are dire
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Who else hits that point in moving where you just go "I dunno, throw that shit in a bag"?
Just housed a truly ludicrous amount of Taco Bell because we're at the There Are No Rules stage of packing.
Still *mumbles incoherently* more hours to go.
Yo email me that thang.
Hearing @hollyanderson.bsky.social call Neil Gorsuch a "fuckin Cybertron Buttplug" is gonna get me through this day.
Watched a guy check out at the grocery store today with nothing but a single serving sushi tray and TEN Monster Energy drinks.
Last Day of Packing is upon us so I need me some Wiseguys on Mars.
New at @bloody-disgusting.com, I reviewed @kierstenwhite.bsky.social's new book THE FOX AND THE DEVIL, a thrilling reinvention of the Van Helsing legacy that's also an epic supernatural mystery. I had a lot of fun!
I have no idea where I got this. Maybe a cereal giveaway? Anyway, I love it. Or I kinda need it, y'know?
If you program the streaming app to autoplay over the end of a movie with a gag reel I should get to hide one (1) spider in your closet.
If you program the streaming app to autoplay over the end of a movie with a gag reel I should get to hide one (1) spider in your closet.
(it's a magnet)
I have no idea where I got this. Maybe a cereal giveaway? Anyway, I love it. Or I kinda need it, y'know?
Look I'm a product of my generation and demographic and that means the entire ANCHORMAN screenplay was automatically etched into my soul I don't make the rules.
My wife agreed to put on ANCHORMAN while we pack but "only if you don't quote every line."
Bam has now scored more points (83) in any NBA game in history than any player except Wilt Chamberlainโs 100. What in the goddamn hell.
BlueSky development team please add a button that lets me reach through the phone and go upside a person's head when they drop "And you're SURPRISED?!" on this app.
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It's been A Day, and if you also had A Day, I recommend watching this.
You don't need to know a damn thing about SHORESY to enjoy it. It's just four roommates having a weird conversation that'll make you laugh until your cheeks hurt.
One of the things that really trips a lot of analysts, including ones with real skin in the game, is that they refuse - absolutely refuse - to accept how stupid Trump very obviously is. He has no knowledge of anything, is incapable of learning, and only remembers the last thing to happen to him.
BIG NIGHT
We watch ENCANTO a lot now because of the three-year-old and I don't think of myself as someone who develops crushes on animated characters but I do really look forward to Luisa's song...
Hell yeah
I will always repost Muggsy content.