john caprisun

a cartoon character is sitting on a couch with a heart shaped box of chocolates in his belly ALT: a cartoon character is sitting on a couch with a heart shaped box of chocolates in his belly

newoomf is sending me oneypebbles yaoi in discord dms. This food is so fucking good, Lois. i love newoomf

basically how it feels to be autistic if you really think about it

one of my tweets is potentially breaching containment send help.

just posted to reddit for the first time in like 6 months and i DIDNT spend 5 hours debating on whether or not i should post. this is what improvement looks like

theyre finally here 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 aaawwwwwwwwwww they 🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹❤️🌹🌹🌹❤️❤️🌹🌹🌹🌹❤️

never let me touch openutau again

Actually the epicentre of everything wrong with everything in the world ever actually not just those 3, he is the epitome of the negative issues of capitalism and corruption, to get away with everything so fucking heinous and awful SO STOP FOCUSING ON HIM LIKING YURIIII

“Omg he was a himedanshi!!” THAT IS EPPPSSTTEEIIINNNNNN THAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEINTHAT IS EPSTEIN
LITERALLY THE NEXUS OF EVERYTHING WRONG EVER WITH POWER AND WEALTH AND CONNECTIONS

if your only takeaway from the epstein files was that epstein liked yuri and fnaf futa porn i genuinely need you to stare at yourself in the mirror for an uncomfortably long amount of time and then kill yourself

fuck offffff dude i dont even use spotify anymore except for when im at school and cant use my phone for music

SCREAMS AND DROOLS ALL OVER MY PHONE

98% of mlm media🥀🥀🥀

neeeeeeed unit 1 in my art class to end i do not like graphite pencils at all i dont wanna do short lines that make my hand hurt just to shade properly my shading style on paper is long scribbly lines i cant do this anymore

SAYS ME. PIXELS IS AN AMAZING FILM

a woman in a military uniform is saying let the nerds take over ALT: a woman in a military uniform is saying let the nerds take over

BEST film. ever.

good film.

PIXELS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😳😳😳😳😳😂🫩🫩😳😳😳🫩😭😭😳😳😳😳😳😳🥹🥹😳😳😳😳😴😴😳🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😳🥺🥺🥺🥺 You all may have moved on from Pixels, but I never did. Still a genuine top 5 movie for me.

pixels

the being held back thing could be me misremembering but i swear i have a vivid memory of seeing a tweet from her where she said she was held back because of this

on one hand its a bit upsetting to see her like this considering we were briefly mutuals before tge whole "im stone's wifey!!" thing but on the other hand i am NOT surprised that the same person who defended misterfantasy and iirc got held back in school bc of her obsession w/ him is a lolicon ✌️🥀

a clown with the number 10 on his face ALT: a clown with the number 10 on his face

shit its guesswhatithrow isnt it its gonna be guesswhatithrow

-since im probably the mod in that server with the most active twitter presence which makes me an easy-ish target for this specific few people that have petty beef with some of the mod team 🥀

i would but i use a followerless private account to get all the thought i dont want other people knowing about out and i dont want to abandon that + i need it in case more shit like what happened in the original post happens so that i can report about it to the other mods in the server im a mod in-

can i go ONE DAY without being dragged into some stupid bullshit server drama

yeah im completely abandoning tiktok for tumblr and instagram in a few days after i get as many of my mutuals from my tiktok to follow me on either of those accounts 🥀

tiktoks new TOS for americans is genuinely fucking insane. get me out of this fucking country dude why are we in the worst timeline

while youre celebrate valentines day with your partner, ill be editing screenshots of hellbenders to make chris and zach women until my f*cking fingers bleed. we are not the same. /ref

just disabled my discord account and deleted every social app off of my phone (besides tumblr) so that no one but my irls (or at least the ones that have my phone number) can contact me just because i can. i am a free man and i will not be controlled by the false promise of internet fame

like. genuine effort was put into this strawpage and its for my fucking hellbenders/oneyplays-centric blog. are you kidding me (screenshot is only part of it)