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Rebecca Schoenkopf

@wonkette.bsky.social

It's a me! Rebecca!

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the patent attorney who made that chart still knows jack shit about journalism, opinion, and what left and right are in this country. but at least she's making a fortune licensing it to schools or whatever.

16.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to remember "yesterday's 'welfare queen' is today's 'DEI hire.'"

SO MAD at people ... going to work. Just like they were SO MAD at Kaepernik for sitting through the anthem. So what should he do? "He should kneel." SO MAD when he did what they suggested.

SO MAD ALWAYS.

15.10.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Twitter account: Uncensored @HmanQuotes1945: Official border patrol Facebook page is posting with the banned lyrics of Michael Jackson's song.
"Jew me sue me... Kick me k*ke me."
Epic

Twitter account: Uncensored @HmanQuotes1945: Official border patrol Facebook page is posting with the banned lyrics of Michael Jackson's song. "Jew me sue me... Kick me k*ke me." Epic

I just checked and this is real. It's on Border Patrol's official Instagram (I don't see it on Facebook) and is being celebrated by Nazis on Twitter, as you can see in the screenshot.

The clip is just 13 seconds long too, so it's a very intentional thing. We've got a Nazi government.

15.10.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3284    πŸ” 1321    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 186
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Border Patrol Posts Instagram Propaganda Video Featuring Antisemitic Slurs The video was pinned to Border Patrol's Instagram Reels.

One commenter replied, β€œbased song choice,” which was liked by the Border Patrol account. Another commenter wrote, β€œif you know you know.”

15.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 790    πŸ” 204    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 29

Janet Mills' campaign doesn't respect "stop" unsubscribes for texts. πŸ’€

15.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Eric Trump is legally prohibited from operating a charity in the state of New York because he stole money from children with cancer

14.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 455    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 2
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gene kelly is antifa

14.10.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10598    πŸ” 1672    πŸ’¬ 261    πŸ“Œ 130

welcome to the Resistance, led by Teen Vogue, the dictionary, and airports.

14.10.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like some Meyer lemons pls

13.10.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah nah

13.10.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well shit you only beat me to this by 13 hours, I'm gonna call that a draw.

13.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he should ask Isaac Chotiner to interview him next.

13.10.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The editors of the CDC’s Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report (MMWR) were apparently fired today.

The precursor to MMWR began in 1878 to address emerging public health threats rapidly.

We are not β€œgreat” without it. We are vulnerable to threats from sporadic foodborne illness to bioterrorism.

11.10.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2713    πŸ” 1226    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 63

oh no, I understood it was a seizure. Is that no longer the case?

11.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kris Kristofferson Once Landed A Helicopter In Johnny Cash's Yard To Pitch Him Music Remembering Kris Kristofferson's life is impossible without mentioning the time he pitched his music to Johnny Cash, with a helicopter landing.

enjoy! www.wideopencountry.com/kris-kristof...

11.10.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also: "Dolly Parton: Kind of a b, don't you think?"

10.10.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Kris Kristofferson STOLE AN ARMY HELICOPTER to take his demo tape to deliver to Johnny Cash's house.

10.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Kris Kristofferson STOLE AN ARMY HELICOPTER to take his demo tape to deliver to Johnny Cash's house.

10.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

a model, idiot?

10.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mmmmm did he really though?

10.10.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

Meanwhile in #Portland

10.10.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9149    πŸ” 2200    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 41

and Obama himself knew it too.

I still liked it though.

10.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gentlemen, let's not fight. This is the War Room!

10.10.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You Already Got Stupider! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 8, 2025 Morning news roundup and things to read!

Shout-out to @wonkette.bsky.social for including my article about the Hegseth/Trump Mandatory Military Fun Day in their daily news round-up!

Great list all-around, I especially like isportlandburning.com

08.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at her Affair Partner praying with her over their fast food meal.

07.10.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

how many of these 235 so far replies are "but they did in fact vote for this"?

well let's make it 236.

06.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

aw Susan thank you HEART HUG.

06.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh, that makes more sense

06.10.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like this presupposes he's sticking his dick somewhere besides a sad pathetic unsuccessful and weird half-blowie

I don't think those cause anything sexy, like a good well-earned std

06.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If any other president said something like this in a speech to a military academy, it would be a massive scandal. Instead, it isn’t among the ten most dangerous things he’s done this week.

05.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3456    πŸ” 820    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 17

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