Rebecca Schoenkopf

so what's the secret?

When my son wears his baseball cap in a restaurant, I make him take it off.

and it has to do with him being Jewish because?

Federal agencies hiding out in a bunker

a group of men in suits and bow ties are standing next to each other and talking . Alt: Yeah that brother's starving

When you and the gang are enjoying perogies at the pierogi stand and you see Dersh walk up

More like doucheowitz, amiright?

Alan Dershowitz Suing Martha’s Vineyard Farmer's Market Vendor For Tortious Withholding Of Dumpling He kept his panties on the whole time!

TORTIOUS CORN DAY. (It will make sense once you get there.)

www.wonkette.com/p/alan-dersh...

Kristi Noem And The Horseback Adultery Death Camp Vacation It’s the worst Nancy Drew mystery ever!

🎵 Isn't it romantic 🎵

www.wonkette.com/p/kristi-noe...

Stolen Girl Summer. Tabs, Thurs., July 31, 2025 Morning news roundup and things to read!

It's your Thursday morning news roundup!

Stolen Girl Summer. Tabs, Thurs., July 31, 2025
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social

lol :)

what the fuck

oh no!

extremely surprising!

Disagree.

I'm sure he was acquainted with all the pretty girls who worked there.

Video: Green Beret Anthony Agular recounts how a 5-year-old Palestinian kissed his hands to thank him for the food Agular gave him

Seconds later, Israeli soldiers shot and killed the starving child

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Civil Liberties at NYU. fuckin LOVED IT.

Jesus

and for what? for a little bit of money. there's more to life than a little money you know. and here you are. and it's a beautiful day.

i just don't understand it.

Graybeard son sits on a wooden deck in the Pacific Northwest with a black ballcap and a green T-shirt. He is smiling and looks high. My 10-year-old daughter leans over him smiling-ish to pose for pic, a green umbrella growing out of her head and blue sky behind.

Jimmy from behind sitting in a chair down at the rocky shore in the San Juan islands. His skinny daughter stands silhouetted next to him with her feet in the water.

My graybeard son is now an Honors Scholar at Schoolcraft Community College. He has to I mean gets to do public service. I am beyond myself!

Looks Like Gawker's Got Some Job Openings, Y'all Last week, the media-hijinks website Gawker made a wee oopsy. It posted a story about some guy -- literally, just some guy -- attempting to step out on his wife with a gay porn star who then tried to ...

they did revolt. bunch of people resigned. It was before the Hulk Hogan verdict, but after they were already on trial for it. www.wonkette.com/p/looks-like...

yay!

oh is that who she is??

oh my god Superman was so fucking good.

It was funny!

He is handsome!

Lois Lane looks like Margot Kidder!

I cried so hard at the end! Cry cry cry!

ok bye.

The police insist they need astronomical sums of money and complete immunity from any harm they cause in order to be ready to protect us and then half the time they just decide they’d prefer not to?

I was fine being an uncool out and proud Dem-and-Joe Biden lover.

they are suuuuuuuuuuuucking right now (for the most part). and I'm not giving them a dime.

I did not clock that!

we love you guys.

it's only cancel culture if you get fired for raping people or saying n-words

is that what "abundance" is supposed to mean? I'd been refusing to find out.

Agree!