“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
I stopped and they don't seem to mind
I had assumed the headline was a joke. But no.
people.com/new-dime-coi...
it *seems like* those scrappy kids should be able to make a go of it, but I guess $185.3m in revenues just doesn't cut it these days
why, was there something wrong with how FEMA was responding to disasters
Robyn is so jealous right now.
Oh did Lauren Hough describe me as STEVIE FUCKING NICKS but with an old mansion full of vague relations and indeterminate number of animals, and also A WITCH????
Fuck yeah she did. Because I AM. (Wonkette affiliate link)
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if Buzzfeed wants some advice on how to stay in business on only $185.3 million, Wonkette stands ready to help.
Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!
This One Time, At War Game? Tabs, Fri., March 13, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
SO FUCKING CAKE.
at ours he wouldn't shut up about how we should appreciate that he brought a tree onstage, like, dude, we're in Missoula. We're not your Tree-Unappreciating-Yokels, stop yelling at us.
I love the cover of that one song and also enjoy Has Been the song!
On the plus side, Ben Folds played this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZxF...
and something about Mitch McConnell? Fuckin bitchen.
Shy and I saw Ben Folds and Cake in Missoula (didn't care about Ben Folds) and came away loving Ben Folds and we can no longer listen to Cake.
After two hours, Cake was still on its second song. As we walked a mile to the parking lot at 12:30 am, we could still hear him talking after 20 minutes.
what's Third Worldism? Do I need to know?
you'd think an administration as soaked in MEMES as this one wouldn't go with something so obviously EPIC FAIL.
You know, fuck Morrissey for all of it, for making my wonderful teen music gross and Nazi, but fuck him most for saying he's not cancelling the show, it just won't go on.
The Curious Case Of Donald Trump’s Epstein New Mexico Human Breeding Ranch Coverup
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By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social
hey thanks for the link to a stupid fucking article
"Missteps"
oh I see it's this guy. but at least he has two female deputy directors who probably were to blame. www.dia.mil/About/About-...
who's in charge of the Defense Intelligence Agency? Is that Tulsi? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...
uhhhhhhhhh
They once flipped their entire shit because during an outside press conference, Obama had Marines hold an umbrella over him and his guest
My brother wrote about it. He disregarded Wonkette's rules for commenting radicals.
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when my congressman filed articles of impeachment, the first awesome thing I've ever seen him do, the Democratic leadership *reamed him out*.
Like wtf.
Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡
I recommend you come see me. You know my email!!
