let’s just say this cowboy’s steak don’t hunt #txsen
they don’t let you slice sea lions for kids in day care anymore
how about this: jamdani and I’m shoving my hand in a jar of jam and then a bunch of bees swarm down and sting it
I’m driving you nuts? YOU’re the one who confused Siouxsie Sioux and Xiu Xiu 😳
why when you inject sql its bad but when you inject a dependency it’s good. explain this code nerds
people complain about 'enshittification' but the number on my calendar just keeps getting bigger
if a cow looks like this inside, you should just let it be
that’s tiny. I could big one builder
did you know i went to hahvuhd
just unearthed some intriguing lore
they’re in hell now
amerikans
mooke it mooke sense
My husband is a potet
i made a slushie from the ‘democracy’ ice statue and got sick
this is ai slop. the bill it cites hasn’t been voted on legiscan.com/IL/bill/HB40...
@bsky.app PLEASE hire me. I WILL get drunk and angry at users for very little reason
tbh i kinda love that bsky is just petty forum drama masquerading as a tech company
I think some paper materials are better than others
what kind of paper do you think the ballots should be printed on
i think it’s ok to leave significant portions of this country to fallow 💕
why did i just get like 20 follows on this stupid site
cell phones have made such an impact on amerikan culture that they can be found far inland, in the hinterlands such as new jersey
it’s so strange how a 20 something in utah became so online. he could have been hanging out in dirty soda bars
I think we’ve lost our way if we can’t admit a cis man killing charlie kirk for his trans gf is kind of hot
this is a scam right? like asking for btc donations without having any of the data available yet
is there a biblical story that’s a good analogy for betraying a son in order to get a small amount of money, leading to the son’s execution 🤔
anyone notice a vibe shift in the past day or so
