Dominican Republic -- dancing, hugging, whomping baseballs
Italy -- chugging espresso, kissing, whomping baseballs
United States -- gritting teeth, thinking about the troops, leaving runners in scoring position
So this F1 season is going to be
Russell
Kimi
Ferrari
Every race, huh
Heading out to the woods with your buddies to read your secret stash of Omni Magazine
AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.
"haha what? hell yeah"
"haha what? hell yeah"
"haha WHAT? hell yeah"
there are days at work where even I am stunned in surprise
the thing that everybody said was going to happen and saw that it's happening has indeed happened
Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar http://theonion.com/markets-in-turmoil-as-price-of-money-skyrockets-to-90-1819575197/
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 https://theonion.com/egg-companies-assure-customers-dozen-has-always-meant-9/
DHS killed a 23yo in Texas in March 2025 the same way they killed Renee Good www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Watching the first free practice of the new F1 season, and I think it’s really interesting that the cars don’t work this year
You guys were essential for my first full season!
But they very much are trying to kill them
Why do we keep treating them like humans with souls
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
Pikachu vs Pikachu (1996)
i love having free will
#RE9 #ScoobyDoo
My second key tip is to upgrade your blood collector first so that you can grab more in one go, so you don't have to
wait, wires are crossed
Happy Pokopia Eve!
My first key tip is to place your storage boxes in contact with your workbench so you get craft-from-inventory. Can place them on either side, but also behind the bench as long as it's touching.
William H. Macy is
Leon S. Kennedy
Mom's side: B-17 waist gunner shot down, captured, sent to worst POW camp in Austria. Was mechanic post-war.
Dad's side: Sold suits to Babe Ruth, Stan Musial, many others in that era
At least 1,097 civilians had been killed in Iran so far, including 181 children.
gonna turn it into a "how are you feeling?" chart
how did you deal with [you-specific phobia encounter] in [later game location]
I almost texted you to warn
restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
Chris, that’s Too Much
evacuate yourself by your bootstraps
gamers love to write "now that the dust is settling" four days after a video game has released
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THEY DID IT THEY DID IT
GAME OF THE YEAR GAME OF THE YEAR GAME OF THE YEAR
