Andrew Pfister

My pithy, long held ur-theory of Why Everything Sucks So Bad is that its the Senate's Fault.

I already knew about this because I get real-time updates from the Global Who Gives A Shit Center

The only thing I want to hear from elected officials or candidates is that, the moment they possess the power to do so, they will hold Trump and his accomplices responsible for their rampant lawlessness. It's a litmus test I will 100% apply regardless of who it is. This is a pass-fail test.

Anas al-Sharif among five Al Jazeera journalists killed by Israel in Gaza Al Jazeera staff killed in targeted Israeli attack on a tent housing journalists near al-Shifa Hospital, Gaza City.

Four Al Jazeera staff, including reporter Anas Al Sharif, were killed in an Israeli attack on a tent for journalists outside the main gate of Gaza's al-Shifa hospital aje.io/onll19

The current Milwaukee Brewers are the best baseball team I have ever seen.

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here's the ai account to block bsky.app/profile/void...

hot dog vendor didn't notice i said "franks a lot". louder next time.

Hideo Kojima goes to the ballgame

@robzacny.bsky.social I randomly decided to rewatch Gundam Wing this week, so when I got to the part in this week's ep of Shift+F1 where you were talking about the child soldiers, I immediately was like "Oh yeah, F1 drivers are Gundam pilots."

And then Ren today on Remap... *chef's kiss*

This argument used to be about stuff like universal healthcare and now it’s about specific groups of people deemed an acceptable loss

once again, it is a core belief of people on the american right that it should be illegal for you not to like them or want to be around them or work with them

in these times where we can't say what we want to say and what should be said, we must rely on The Onion

I know a lot of you have already heard or read about BDS Movement's call against Microsoft, and felt weird and bad about it all, but decided to move forward as normal because of some degree of ambiguity.

"What service is Microsoft providing?"

Here it is, clear as day. A direct line to death.

Posthumous uncanny AI of me speaking at my own funeral: You were all right, the pronouns were too hard and really annoying and I was rude when I corrected you. Chicken marinara. Seven plus three is twelve
My parents: It's so nice to get closure, it really sounds just like her

babe i asked chatgpt and it said you need to calm down

Katie Wilson stands at a podium

Absolute bedlam at Katie Wilson’s party when news spread that she is in the *lead* on election night with 46%. Once all votes are counted in coming days it’s possible she breaks 50%. Seattle is ready for @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social!

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Song of the summer is obviously the Zebra Bananza transformation theme?!? I thought we had decided that

If you have a podcast, be vigilant about your ad service.

it's such a great example of generic LLM speech, and how easy it is to see the patterns

there was a competitive brand of baseball that prioritized fun and fan experience it was called the minor leagues and it was eviscerated to save a dollar

The Harlem Globetrotters on the Severed Floor

it's fucking grotesque

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I love/hate what this is doing to my internal DIY perfectionism

remembering only now that I used to do this with any ball we had in the garage

giving my Friday 100% today which translates into about Regular 37%

The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.