Jacob Drake

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Mail Call!

Gummo and Lost Highway in 4K from Criterion Collection

a man in a suit is holding a newspaper and talking to a woman who is standing next to a chair ALT: a man in a suit is holding a newspaper and talking to a woman who is standing next to a chair

When you're caught between the moon and New York City

He's a Scientologist, so go figure he'd be a POS

Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swazye Christmas in.

We'll gather at the Road House with our next of kin.

And Santa can be
Our regular Saturday Night thing.

We'll decorate a barstool
And gather 'round and sing,

Oh Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!

And boy are your arms tired?

Thanks, I'll be here all night.

I was today years old when I learned that Bonnie Aarons, aka The Nun, was the bum from Muholland Drive.

Hear you're looking for Candyman, bitch

Ya know what they say about the only good Nazi.

#Creepshow2

That's filthy. I dig it!

May all your Chryslers be white!