Dave Robertson

If it were an English batsman at the crease I am certain at least one of those reviews would’ve been Umpire’s Call.

I’ll never not be disappointed that Delphine Cascarino of France is not related to Tony Cascarino of Ireland (sort of)

Ah England on the telly. And here was I, worried I wouldn’t fall asleep tonight.

I’ve had a tension headache all day, I don’t know why I thought watching England would help…

Is this the dullest final day of the Premier League ever?

Hilarious by the way, to watch Luke Littler play the Panto baddie in Leeds. Probably foreshadowing his later career path, turning out at City Varieties as Abanazer…

What a world, where I can watch the Darts, the playoff semi final and the Spurs game all at once?

Everything about that penalty in the Arsenal - PSG game has annoyed me. From the fact it was given at all to the absurd run up.

How much fun is this Barcelona v Inter game by the way?!

Day 5 of @guiseleyafc.bsky.social being out of, and yet somehow still in, the @thenpl.bsky.social play offs. This years competition sponsored by Erwin Schrödinger it seems…

Ngl, mainly waiting to hear about that FA hearing today. Though I’ll be glad if Guiseley get a chance to go to the final, it wouldn’t be my preferred way of qualifying for anything. If roles were reversed, I’d be furious to be disqualified on an administrative error.

Citeh score in the first two minutes and we’re all supposed to just pretend Forest have a chance from here? Bah. I was hoping for at least a LITTLE jeopardy.

Since the penalty isn’t given because Mbappé is shown to have dived, that should be a yellow card for simulation, surely?

So an all female crew goes to space in a giant phallus and that’s NOT a metaphor for something. Huh. Okay. Well, I hope they enjoyed the T̶i̶p̶. Trip! I meant trip. Trip.

Outlets seek fresh strategies as UK poll shows ‘news avoidance’ on the rise Negative content and distrust among reasons given by audiences as industry works on how to keep them engaged

Is it any wonder, given the state of everything? www.theguardian.com/media/2025/a...

Be honest, you’re not really watching this England game. It’s just on in the background.

Also pay-per-view on Amazon for Spain V Netherlands? Not for me, Clive.

You know, if you want me to start taking the Nations League seriously you’re going to have to find a proper broadcaster for it. Watching on YouTube with no commentary is no way to treat a supposedly serious international competition. Just don’t give it to ITV, I get enough Sam Matterface as it is.

Watching the England game. England passing it sideways. All. The. Time. The more things change, huh?

YouTube video by kopii90blade Rumbelows Sprint Challenge, 1992

The League Cup Final has never had the pomp and circumstance of the FA Cup Final, but there was that one year where it had the Rumbelows Sprint Challenge and I think it about it every year now. I wish they’d do this again, but of course they won’t.

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Brilliant to see the Sky camera work so hard to hear what Virgil Van Dijk is saying, only to catch him bellow “LETS FUCKING DO THIS” live on telly.

Why is every football match on TV that I want to watch now commentated by Sam Matterface?

At least I saw the Rob Cross one!

I’ve gone back, and it does seem to have settled down. (touch wood)

Dammit, Sky Sports!

Nah. Giving up on the darts as the constant flickering is giving me a headache. Reduced to watching Roma in the Europa League instead.

Trying to watch the darts but there’s something very wrong with their coverage. Try turning it off and on again, Sky!

YR4: the asteroid with a tiny chance of hitting Earth The asteroid named YR4 has a 1% chance of hitting Earth in 2032

Looking at what’s going on out there, it’s hard not to root for the asteroid. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I know he’s on the other side tomorrow @guiseleyafc.bsky.social supporters, but some things are bigger than football rivalry, right?

I don’t understand why Adam Hills is obliged to apologise for that word when it’s a) well after 10pm, and b) absolutely true.