yoted and goated

yoted and goated

@sabbycoyote.bsky.social

punk metalhead coyote/yinglet, nonbinary anti-fascist, anti-christian. folk/hedge witch. they/them. smol creature. 41. 🩷@tinytrashmarten🩷

1,271 Followers 643 Following 4,071 Posts Joined Aug 2023
22 hours ago
A flyer taped to a utility pole
It features John Fetterman’s face with the eyes and mouth replaced by elements from American printed money , under the words “call your senator” and  “I love bombing children with your money while you can’t afford healthcare “ and “call me” with his office number I assume

Spotted this on a pole behind independence hall. I recently saw someone say they found collage to be the best way to work through things and I didn’t really see it at the time but

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6 hours ago

Dang, we're just speed-waddling straight towards the combined futures of Wall-E and Idiocracy, aren't we?

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6 hours ago

why do they call them pull ups when you pull up the training pants pull down wet pee the training pants

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22 hours ago
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"FIRE!"

"Where??"

"It's all right; I'm demonstrating ze misuse of free speech, to prove zhat it exists."

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"Not a move. Zhey should burn to deazh in zheir shoes."

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18 hours ago

coyotes now available in compact size

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23 hours ago

If you want to push back against platform censorship like what now happened with subscribestar, you need to call your reps and demand opposition to these bills/policies

Get family and friends involved. Explain the stakes in clear terms.

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1 day ago
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Israeli military drops charges against soldiers charged with abusing Palestinian prisoner The Israeli military says it is dropping charges against five soldiers who were accused of sexually abusing a Palestinian detainee in an encounter partially caught on camera.

BREAKING: The Israeli military says it is dropping charges against five soldiers who were accused of sexually abusing a Palestinian detainee.

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21 hours ago

“wanting to be a shitty person and hanging out with other shitty people and then being surprised pikachu when they are shitty to you” really is the perfect summary of the modern right

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1 day ago
Pen drawing of Butthead from Beavis and Butthead as an Elden Ring boss

this came to me in a dream

#art
#eldenring

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22 hours ago
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"What's ze last zhing you remember?"

"I don't wish to be reminded of it."

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22 hours ago
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"Ze coin. Heads or tails?"

"Oh. I didn't look."

"Yes you did!"

"Oh, did I? ...Quite right; it rings a bell."

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22 hours ago
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"What was it?"

"What?"

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22 hours ago
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"FIRE!"

"Where??"

"It's all right; I'm demonstrating ze misuse of free speech, to prove zhat it exists."

...

"Not a move. Zhey should burn to deazh in zheir shoes."

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23 hours ago
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"Envy him, in his two-fold security..."

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23 hours ago
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"A Chinese philosopher of ze T'ang Dynasty dreamed he was a butterfly, and from zhat moment he was never quite sure zhat he was not a butterfly dreaming it was a Chinese philosopher."

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23 hours ago
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"If we start being arbitrary, it'll just be a shambles. At least let us hope so. Because if we happened, just happened to discover, or even suspect, zhat our spontaneity was part of zheir order, we'd know zhat we were lost..."

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23 hours ago
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"Wheels have been set in motion, and zhey have zheir own pace, to which we are... condemned. Each move is dictated by ze previous one; zhat is ze meaning of order."

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23 hours ago
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"Somebody might come in. It's what we're counting on, after all. Ultimately."

"Perhaps zhey've trampled each ozher to deazh in ze rush... Give zhem a shout! Somezhing provocative. Intrigue zhem!"

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23 hours ago
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Kash Patel Confirms UFC Fighters Will Train FBI Agents: "Historic Opportunity" "I’m thrilled to announce this historic seminar between the FBI and the UFC at Quantico," said the FBI director in a statement released by the UFC.

The "everyone is twelve" theory has more explanatory power than anything else anyone has come up with in decades

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2 days ago
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Transgender Chili’s manager fired over ‘personal values and lifestyle,’ lawsuit says Exclusive: Hudson Webber claims a store manager said another employee at a different location was being terminated ‘for the same reasons’

EXCLUSIVE | Transgender Chili’s manager fired because ‘personal values and lifestyle did not align’ with chain’s, lawsuit says

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1 day ago

Once you're used to moving on the ice and you put your equipment on, you'll have to get used to moving on the ice again because of the weight of the equipment, but don't let that discourage you! It's a rewarding process! I'd have stuck with it myself, if I'd had the free time.

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Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance sent for man dying from police shooting, report says A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

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1 day ago

He is absolutely going to do a false flag drone attack on a blue city.

He’s willing to kill Americans to try to drum up support for his war.

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1 day ago

The ADL defended white supremacist, Elon Musk’s, sieg heil Nazi salutes (he did it more than once) at the inauguration, and are using dangerous lies to try to incite hate against someone who was falsely imprisoned by the state for saying people don’t deserve to die based on their ethnicity/religion…

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6 days ago

Hidden at the end of this bill is its real purpose: defining trans existence as sexualized and a threat to children.

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

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2 days ago

yooooo

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2 weeks ago
the artist's feral coyote sona propping up a skateboard with its front paws, wearing sunglasses, a diaper, and a backwards baseball cap in primary colors.  it has a surly, defiant expression.  the text over the image reads: CALL THE COPS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
#abdl #diaperedferal #diaperfur

we have a diapered feral over 30, repeat, a diapered feral over 30, requesting backup, over [kzzzzshhht]

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2 days ago
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the two genders

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3 days ago

Thank you for blessing this Tuesday

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3 days ago

Happy birfdaaaaay!

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