Emmett

Emmett

@emmettito.bsky.social

• Full-time software engineer • Part-time clown 🤡

1,142 Followers 479 Following 1,132 Posts Joined Nov 2023
3 days ago
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New form unlocked! New sets coming in 2027 #LEGOSuperMario

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Listen to music from Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury - Nintendo Music

This is a very niche post, but I’m so happy this track is on Nintendo Music now 🥹

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5 days ago

God bless them 🤡

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5 days ago

So Bluesky’s moderation is completely busted, right? I’ve seen countless holes & poles uncensored, but shirtless guys are getting censored.

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6 days ago

My bad 🤭

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6 days ago
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idle Pokémon battle animations be like

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1 week ago
A screenshot from Instagram saying:

“my therapist: u are a good person and deserve to find love

me: oh no i have tricked u too”

I’m glad I’m not the only one like this 🤡

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💀

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1 week ago

Born to take nudes and top twinks

Forced to work a 9-5

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Yes 🙂‍↕️

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1 week ago

Deleting your ChatGPT account just to sign up for Claude isn’t the flex you think it is

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1 week ago

They should do a version of the Traitors, but there’s actually no traitors. Alan just gets to pick who is eliminated every night.

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2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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2 weeks ago

Ok ok ok. Today could make it or break it. I’m trying to pretend I’m not nervous, but I am 🫠

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2 weeks ago

People keep giving him a pass because they think he’s charming. He’s literally always given me the ick 🫠

I loved his social media team though.

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2 weeks ago

Thanks!! 🥰🥰

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2 weeks ago

I will be officially too old for Snapchat this Friday. Account deletion pending 😇

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2 weeks ago

It’s been such a good fucking week 😭

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3 weeks ago

and Darlene Mitchell.

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3 weeks ago
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Sometimes instead of closeups of bulges and male asses, my Instagram explore page exclusively shows me food

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3 weeks ago

They’re also both bought and paid for by the same donors that the Republicans are. So there’s literally NO opposition.

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3 weeks ago

They both think the way you show opposition is with strongly-worded letter and literally nothing else.

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3 weeks ago
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good morning

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3 weeks ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one 🫠

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3 weeks ago

These are gorgeous

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3 weeks ago

Every time I read “BIPOC”, my fucked up brain auto interprets it as “bisexual person of color” 😭

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3 weeks ago

Feeling like a YouTuber when I say this, but something great just happened and I can’t wait to share it with y’all.

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