in another time that first headline would be mistaken for an Onion headline. we're a joke
23.02.2026 18:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@wyvern69.bsky.social
He/she ๐ณ๏ธโ๐bigender trainwreck still in the process of derailing while screaming the lyrics for Crazy Train๐. [MINERS ๐DNI: 21+] Living reminder that compassion is free๐ฉต
in another time that first headline would be mistaken for an Onion headline. we're a joke
23.02.2026 18:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0if you see this, do it!
โ Pronouns: He/She
โ Height: 5'5
โ Zodiac: Virgo
โ Smoke: nope
โ Tattoos: 2
โ Piercings: none
โ Fav color: Purple
โ Fav drink: Mtn Dew but reducing caffeine
awful
20.02.2026 20:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0literally still have it lol
20.02.2026 20:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"but the game shows in 4k thats totally worth it"
20.02.2026 20:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He needs it
20.02.2026 20:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0thats a hell of a comfy deportation
20.02.2026 19:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0thats not an agenda, thats a fool strategy
20.02.2026 19:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"what did you accomplish to earn this honor?
"I wiped my butt. Can I go home now?"
and I thought MY ADHD was bad
19.02.2026 18:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0could always blow it
16.02.2026 20:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0and I just remembered that ๐ญ my man Wash
16.02.2026 19:56 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 09938 4402 6199 2311 is my Pokemon TCGO friend code looking to start trading with some new friends!
15.02.2026 20:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0lets make a Netflix series about it instead
07.02.2026 20:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0bruh the beans are all over the world at this point already we can see them
06.02.2026 19:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0my face when I'm struck with a bunch of stupid
06.02.2026 19:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm literally also recovering from a stroke this past halloween and the recovery is hard to get through. We got this Obie!
06.02.2026 19:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0IT'S COMING ...
FASCISM IS IN CONTROL ...
JUST LIKE PUTIN ...
tRUMPSTEIN WILL GIVE HIMSELF 95% OF OUR VOTES ... ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ
SO WHAT'S THE PLAN???
well if he's bothered by THAT he'll looooove to hear how we feel about it
06.02.2026 17:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0if he didn't do anything... why is he hiding them
31.01.2026 03:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0batteries catching fire for unknown reasons are rarely good
30.01.2026 00:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0like she's beyond crooked in bending the law
27.01.2026 07:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0According to DHS, about 3,000 ICE and federal agents are operating in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area. THREE THOUSAND! The entire Minneapolis Police Department only has about 580 officers. This is outrageous and unnecessary.
Our tax dollars are funding this abuse, so itโs happening in our name.
driving while drinking
15.01.2026 03:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0so they shot themselves? sure
15.01.2026 02:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That car was not wrapped or coveredโผ๏ธ
No evidence control whatsoeverโผ๏ธ
They had zero plans to do a proper investigationโผ๏ธ
This will be covered up and made go awayโผ๏ธ
ice takes out ICE again ๐ฌ ๐ง
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