The Real Slim Sherri

Now looking for investors 😂 #morningmood #coffee

I thought I was ready, but nothing could’ve prepared me for the gut punch I got today. Goonies… released June 7, 1985. Goonies turns 40 this year 😳

If I have to live with that horrifying math, so do you. You’re welcome.

#genx #80smovies #notokay

Why you millennials trying to trigger GenX? 😂 #genx #millennial #80s #90s #nostalgia

GenX, we were the last generation that truly knew how to be bored without saying it out loud!

Because bored is how you learned the game of “You’re bored? Not anymore…You can clean the baseboards, wash the dishes, dust every knick knack and edge the yard with the scissors.” 😂 #genx

Who remembers when your mom would be like, “Hold still,” douse your open wound in this radioactive red juice, maybe blow on it once, then scream “GO PLAY!” Ahhh the memories 😂 #genx #boomers #70s #nostalgia #memories

How is this possible?! 1980 was like no more than 30 years ago…tops!! #genx #80s #makeitmakesense

Why are we like this?

This song just hits different in my 50’s! So many things I can do without, I can’t even list them all 😂 #genx

I know the feel of the toilet brush is right but it’s definitely wrong…don’t do it.

It’s only Monday!

Is there an overdraft fee? Asking for a friend #2025 #meme #funnymemes #wtf #therealslimsherri

Well…never expected this to be the measure of age, but here we are 😂 #funny #genx #80smusic #over50 #over40

If you know…you know! #genx #80s #nostalgia #memes

I feel attacked and this is me 😂 #over50 #menopause #brainfog #genx #funnyvideo

PSA: walk away, it’s not worth it and they have more experience 😂

#2025, we need to talk. You’re out here clownin’ with snow machines in the south, fires in the west, earthquake in Maine, and everything else you’re throwning into this dumpster fire. Chill out! I’m already exhausted, and we haven’t even made it to February!

Take a break and turn down the volume—mainstream or social, it’ll drive you batsh*t crazy. Guard your peace at all costs, because the echo chamber (aka “the algo”) was designed to warp our view.

Remember: Fear is the thief of joy! Shock is designed to paralyze. Rage against the machine!!

They just out here canceling school at the threat of snow 24 hours before the snow arrives! If it even arrives 🙄 These kids don’t know!

Hey, we’re all floating in the same boat paddling with one oar and a rubber. Ducky for life vest. So just keep swimming. #slimsherri

Good morning you marvelous misfits! Rise and forking shine! Get your backside moving and make today your little bish! #dailydoseofslimsherri #motivation #goodmorning

You knew it was over when this happened #80s #genx #friends #meme #slimsherri

2025 vs 1980’s Parents

#genx #parenting #thenvsnow #genxkids #timeshavechanged #80s #xennial #genxcrew #slimsherri

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I joined substack for this very reason ❤️

Word is it will never be the same 😔

Yes I’m still there as long as I can be

Some days feel like a total loss but I promise, good ones will come along! Head high baby! Middle finger higher!! #therealslimsherri #fyp #gonnabeokay

Well the TikTok scare led to this. What am I doing? 😳 Is this the beginning of a Slim Sherri blog?!? I’m crazy! Is anyone even going to read this?? open.substack.com/pub/thereals...

Where did it go? I still don’t know 🤷🏼‍♀️ #genx #70s #80s #unsolvedmysteries #nostalgia

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And I just joined my 92 social media app since they banned TT i think I’m gonna start a blog! therealslimsherri.substack.com?r=3b9yz8