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I'll live a lush life, In some small dive. And there I'll be, While I rot with the rest, Of those whose lives are lonely, too.

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As it turns out, this is The Illuminati.

22.11.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œMarjorie did what?”

22.11.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you have a fight right before church.

21.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Toyota CEO Akio Toyoda goes full MAGA at red, white and blue NASCAR event in Japan Toyota CEO Akio Toyoda wore a MAGA hat and Trump-Vance shirt at a Japan NASCAR event as Toyota boosts U.S. investments and praises American manufacturing.

www.foxbusiness.com/politics/toy...

20.11.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the chairman of Toyota.

In case you’re shopping for a car.οΏΌ

20.11.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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I offer this felony of a chart

20.11.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The stock market right now

20.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you ever show up in court and opposing counsel looks like this, congratulations YOU WON.

20.11.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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18.11.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump just got rolled by these two.

18.11.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When your first reaction to this is β€œHey stop, that’s some guy’s daughter”.

18.11.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When the guy you blew doesn’t ever text back.

18.11.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Barry White: β€œYou’re My First, You’re My Last, May I Meet You?”

18.11.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a show of support for Trump, JD Vance offers to blow Al Gore.

15.11.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Rick Perry demonstrating Donald Trump’s technique.

14.11.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything that tastes good with butter, tastes even better with more butter.

Can’t think of anything else for which this is true.

14.11.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING NEWS: President Donald Trump announced that he will be dying this weekend.

β€œSince I will be dead, there is no further need for anyone to pay attention to the Epstein files”, said Trump.

14.11.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lauren Boebert after leaving the Situation Room meeting with Trump.

13.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least Trump can count on the loyalty and support of a loving wife as he goes through this difficult time.

13.11.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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User testing

13.11.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2 players were indicted for pitch rigging?

11.11.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NOBODY tell Orban about municipal bearer bonds.

Not investment advice.

11.11.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Starting a fund to securitize the rap stylings of Razzlekhan, Queen of Bitcoin.

Not investment advice.

10.11.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is hanging from a ferris wheel with a sign that says southern ALT: a man is hanging from a ferris wheel with a sign that says southern

Brexit in a gif

10.11.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jaguars fans

10.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Democratic senators tonight

10.11.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Schumer can’t hold the Dem caucus together, he’s got to go as Senate Majority Leader.

10.11.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BRING BACK URBAN MEYER!

09.11.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Trump administration to introduce new mortgage where a third party owns the home and the borrower just pays a monthly amount to live there.

09.11.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

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