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I'll live a lush life, In some small dive. And there I'll be, While I rot with the rest, Of those whose lives are lonely, too.

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It went for 87 billion Aussie dollars, or 232,000 US actual dollars.

27.01.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Mar A Lago, 2007

19.01.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Denmark should make a play to annex Minnesota.

16.01.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Live your life in such a way that if someone yells β€œpedophile protector” when you’re walking by, you don’t automatically assume they are talking about you.

15.01.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Second American Civil War has begun. The military is occupying cities. Citizens are being killed and arrested.

The violence is inevitably going to spread and escalate.

On one side, the people who could stop this are cowards.

On the other side, the leaders are inadequate to the moment.

15.01.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oddly, all the requests appear to be from white people.

15.01.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWe will protect the group’s new bottom at all costs.”

15.01.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you

14.01.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha ha ha ha

14.01.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The last Dilbert cartoon

14.01.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that’s intangibly rich.

13.01.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The pointy-haired boss with the last word.

13.01.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING NEWS: Meta chairman Mark Zuckerberg announced that Meta is rebranding its social media properties as follows:

- Facebook is now called TruthBook,
- Instagram is now called TruthGram,
- Threads is now called TruThreads.

β€œThank you for your attention to this matter”, said Zuckerberg.

12.01.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Redirecting...

Priests in NH are being directed to prepare their wills in anticipation of the coming strife.

www.facebook.com/share/r/17gd...

12.01.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Great film. They should have made it into a book.

11.01.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chase’s Jamie Dimon eating at Mar-A-Lago after Trump caps credit card rates.

10.01.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A Miami v. Indiana national championship game shows why the SEC is the dominant conference.

10.01.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s time for a general strike.

Just shut it down.

07.01.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You just know Schumer and Susan Collins are doing it.

07.01.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You should drive around with a panty on your head.

07.01.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They wear willful ignorance like a badge of honor.

06.01.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If Miran were a character in Animal House

06.01.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is going to watch an episode of β€œLandman” and decide to invade Midland/Odessa.

03.01.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good news for Mississippi:

You’re no longer the poorest part of the US.

Welcome Venezuela!

03.01.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fight scene from West Side Story

Fight scene from West Side Story

Mamdani sworn in last night. The Muslim socialist gang riots have begun in NYC.

01.01.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautifully expressed. Thank you for sharing that. Here’s to a Happy NewYear.

31.12.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Zelenskyy should offer to meet at Putin’s house.

30.12.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NYT’s: β€œOut of habit, when told the news, Trump offered Leavitt $130,000 and to pay for the abortion.”

28.12.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every run that Australia score to lead by more than 150 runs is an act of cowardice.

27.12.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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