David Slider

A stunning rotation from the S&P 500 into Punte Del Este municipal bearer bonds.

Not investment advice.

The Astros need some more pitchers and first basemen they are paying not to play. Ditching Walker is a good start.

Sign Bregman. Move Paredes to 2B. Move Correa to 1B. With Pena at SS, now you’ve got an infield.

Banger

We should tell the MAGAts that someone who is a “bad bunny” in Puerto Rican slang means “had frequent sex with the President of Puerto Rico’s wife.”

For those not familiar, “hooyah” is a historical yell made by prostitutes to summon the sailors when the fleet comes into port.

For those not familiar, “hooyah” is a historical yell made by prostitutes to summon the sailors when the fleet comes into port.

Soybeans replacing baked beans as part of the “full English” breakfast.

Forget the winter fuel allowance.

Starmer will never recover from this.

Dave Chappelle end of career arc:

Smoking cigarettes and telling trans jokes during the late set at the Pyongyang Chuckles Lounge.

“Hey, Pyongyang. Being trans is like being North Korean but with different clothes.”

Soybeans replacing baked beans as part of the “full English” breakfast.

Forget the winter fuel allowance.

Starmer will never recover from this.

Paramount Buys The Free Press, Names Weiss CBS News Chief Paramount Skydance Corp. officially announced that it’s acquiring the online news site The Free Press and naming founder Bari Weiss editor-in-chief of CBS News, a move likely to stir controversy insid...

CBS News, the home of Edward Murrow and Walter Cronkite, is now a Fox News knock off.

Won’t be long until Megyn Kelley is hosting 60 Minutes.

Do what you will with this information.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Halloween is going to be weird now that there are scary masked people on the streets all year long.

Propaganda from Big Snus.

Not defend those yutz’s.

But it’s probably more interesting than sitting in your underwear playing Halo while yelling up from the basement for your mom to bring down more tater tots.

She underlined passages from this book.

Why does Trump disappear for a few days every month?

Trump is going to Comet Ping Pong Pizza in DC to get an infusion of adrenachrome from little kids. That’s why he can go golfing after the infusion. He has the blood of a 12 year old boy.

Why does Trump disappear for a few days every month?

Trump is going to Comet Ping Pong Pizza in DC to get an infusion of adrenachrome from little kids. That’s why he can go golfing after the infusion. He has the blood of a 12 year old boy.

what happens if you just decide to lie during your Sunday Night Football player intro

will NBC run with some tight end insisting he went to the Sorbonne

Jared Kushner is going to the Middle East to negotiate a deal on behalf of the U.S. government days after Kushner announced a $55 billion deal between his private equity fund and the Saudi government

One of the most brazen conflicts in history.

This is Steve Cohen. He’s spectacularly rich & owns the NY Mets.

There’s no reason for someone as rich as Steve Cohen to ever have a bad day.

Instead, he has to spend the entire month of October watching other teams in the playoffs.

All the spectacularly rich people should own a baseball team.

University of Texas releases updated photograph of starting Longhorn QB Arch Manning.

U.S. carries out new strike against alleged drug vessel near Venezuela The United States killed four people in a strike against a vessel allegedly carrying illegal drugs, U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said on Friday, at least the fourth such attack in recent weeks.

We can use the out-of-work soybean farmers to fight the War of Venezuela. The farmers even have their own guns.

www.reuters.com/world/americ...

Bet when Trump goes to Vance’s for dinner he brings a food taster along.

4D Trump chess move:

Mint the coin himself. Say it is worth $1. Sell it to the goobers for $2.

Chart summary

Ha ha yes

“DO NOT TAKE THE BROWN ACID”

Missing baseball after 3 days of great games.

But this WNBA game is a banger.

Every day is “Zorp Inc given 3 trillion dollars to launch Blooper Quarks in an effort to create the first artificial intelligence in applesauce manufacturing, universal healthcare still an impossible pipe dream”

Trump is actually going to do a real shitcoin.