Burp Dealer

DEAL

someone should feed me til i can barely move i think

Today I learned dairy makes me burp like hell and just ripped the fucking LOUDEST 7 second long belch that scared the shit out of my boyfriend 💀 I wish I recorded it but ig there's always next time :3

hungry,,,

[Doodle]

Tonight's mood

Head empty, just want belly on face please

The new meds I'm on make me insatiably hungry as a side effect, it's difficult for me to feel full
....I am absolutely okay with this

Honestly thinking about getting a decibel meter cause I'm seriously convinced I've broken records at this point

Briar downing an entire keg of soda and letting out the loudest, most window rattling belch right in your face for several seconds straight

I could really go for a few pizzas right now

I will belch loud as fuck in your face and expect you to thank me btw <3

HEY BIG WARNING
@milestheraccoon.bsky.social here on BlueSky has been hacked If they post anything or DM you. Know that they currently do not have control of their account, and that is not them!!!

silly dog

Ate nothin but junk food all week

breaking hearts, busting eardrums

my raccoon fursona belching on a small version of my gryphon fursona, who is also climbing into the raccoon's mouth

DAMN !!
cover your mouth if you're gonna belch like that 😷

#vore implied, micro

I love making people discover they like burps

belly be upon ye

Fatphobes: Your kink is super unhealthy btw you're going to be immobile and--
Me: BWUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP

Sorry I've been dead y'all I've been dissociating hard as shit lately for some reason and have 0 motivation. Gonna be experimenting with my meds cause this feeling is fucken vile

you got it

Hiiiii

"bE laDyLiKe!!"
Me: *burps louder than a commercial jet and proceeds to scratch my ass*

Feeder forcing food and soda down my throat and calling me a good girl with every huge belch that comes out of me 🥵

Can confirm

Wild that I'm supposed to be a big scary pred that looms over people, but I'm cursed to be 5 feet tall 150lbs so I definitely don't look the part ;-;

Heartbreaking: Local dog lets out insanely loud window-rattling burp, but no one was around to hear it

I have a mighty need to mulch someone in my gut and belch their collar out across the room

Belchflating you into a blimp then letting go so you fly around the room like an untied balloon

Someone sent me $50 and the note was just "yea :3"
I have no idea who it was from or what it was for but thank u I'm gonna add about 10lbs to myself with this tonight