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On my way to work I saw a guy carrying a power drill and a bucket of nails and I though to myself he was a construction worker that boy was a construction worker

This valentine day, promise me one thing dawg. That the bro times will never end, but you betta get that girl a diamond ring!! 🤣🤣 #valentinesday #valentinesdaytweet #viral

Haha I was just playing y’all I only had one!! Anyways who wants to buy my nephews motorbike he keeps getting lowballed on Facebook marketplace

Every body always want to see the real me they always be like “wet you always being shy 😭” and so here it is. Are you fucking happy.

I got hit by a car in lesbian city

can we cancel goldilocks 🙏🙏

@netflix.com can you make a Netflix original about my uncle he was in the second gulf war and he gives me a hundred bucks on my birthday every year

on the threek tho! 😭

meal for two!

😛

The guy's a sweetheart. He's sweet and kind. I think that's what I'll start calling him," Trump declared aboard his campaign plane, en route to a rally that evening, according to three people who heard him make the remarks: "Sweetie Pie Joe Biden."

This guy in the confessional booth knows nothing about goku or son of goku, gohan

Why are babies crying all the time don’t they have somewhere to be

This guy in the confessional booth knows nothing about SpongeBob and Patrick

water!

a gorp or a smeef

2012: “this song is so beautiful”
2016: “this song is so beautiful”
2019: “this song is so beautiful”
2020:
2021: “this song is so beautiful”
2023: “this song is so beautiful”
2024: “this song is so beautiful”
(I am referring to the song "A Thousand Years by uh Christina Perri")

call me wrap monster the wau I

It usually takes me 20 to 30 minutes for that game. I like playing that game.

Yet it isn’t slanderous.

I have always supported women and their endeavors, no matter how large or small. The most influential people in my life are women. Every single day I see what you all go through and I am reminded that misogyny is still strong in this world. I am not a misogynist. I will live and die for women.

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤buddhas hand is are my fave fruit 🍏✋

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whos yaoi ?😁

I was about to follow you for water/hydration themed postes. But you just took it too far. I wish you the best.