Harry practicing blowing raspberries at 4.20am
Happy half term!
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Harry practicing blowing raspberries at 4.20am
Happy half term!
Anyone expecting a baby? Get comfortable with chatGPT.
Laura explained that the clocks had gone back and we needed to change his sleep time by 1 hour ish to accommodate and it gave us a step by step plan for the day and it worked a dream! Up at 6.20 today!
Life is just so much more boring and repetitive but so much more meaningful.
I never realised sleep was optional either for adults haha!
Harryβs been up on and off since 5am which means tomorrow that will be 4am
25.10.2025 06:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Log my counting like terms with βcomparing to a perfect squareβ instead of completing the square
23.10.2025 06:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Why wonβt you teach them in year 11???
23.10.2025 06:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Counting like terms would be better (imo)
23.10.2025 05:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Feeling seen haha
21.10.2025 20:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No one shares anything mathsy either anymore or at least itβs hard to find it amongst the shite.
21.10.2025 18:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I guarantee your season hasnβt been as bad as ours haha!!
21.10.2025 18:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If Iβm being honest o tried binning it off but this place doesnβt yet offer anywhere near the level of discourse for football
21.10.2025 18:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Two weeks and then 5 months.
Heβs still alive now but weβve let his new chosen owners keep him as he kept going back there.
No idea why? He was treated like a king here.
Thinking about sacking off twitter all together. Itβs half full of racists and half full of so called progressives who spend their entire existence sniping at those working on the front line in education to make a real difference over things like toilet passes etc. It is a sewer.
21.10.2025 16:49 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0New lad at the barbers has massacred my hair and spent the whole time talking to me. I dunno what was worse.
30.09.2025 16:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bum cheeks full of Vaseline. Must be Robin Hood Half marathon day.
28.09.2025 05:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I guess thatβs not unusual as itβs outside of your specialism and quite nitty gritty but next time Mr Gibb has a book due to come out itβd be great if you could pull him up on it π
26.09.2025 05:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Apologies but I suspect our intakes are very very different. I make no accusations about the effectiveness of primary teachers Iβm in agreement of the excellent job they do but those who need it most are missing out on a valid method that would help them understand very much what is going on.
22.09.2025 20:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes which is so frustrating because now we just get a high number of students not knowing exactly why thereβs a zero/placeholder but they know they need one when using column
22.09.2025 20:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah I understand what youβre saying and Iβm not dismissing other methods at all but Iβm a bit dismayed by his lack of understanding of the grid. Itβs clear he believes it to be some easy simpleton method rather than what it actually is.
22.09.2025 19:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Finally whilst I know Iβm harping on about the grid method not only does it lend itself to unpicking the structures of the maths it also allows us to generalise to algebra.
A totally duff comment by NG.
I think that comment made him seem inconsistent in his statements.
Does he want understanding like he suggests? Or does he want fast algorithms as he also suggested at the expense of a grid method for example.
@adamboxereducation.bsky.social whilst I agree with a lot of the changes in the 2010s itβs a shame to hear NG describe grid method multiplication as a nonsense method.
Itβs grounded in understanding the structure of the maths and is based on an area model - the most concrete example we have.
Thatβs not your bed buddy
13.09.2025 06:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Harry is 11 weeks old today and me and Laura have finally managed to sit and watch a film together on a Friday night with some food. What a milestone!
12.09.2025 20:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0House has been up for sale for months. The Sunday before I go back to work we get an offer of asking price.
Brilliant timing.
Went in a couple days last week to sort a few bits out and have never felt as relaxed π
23.08.2025 21:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The first version of the game I ever played! But on PSP.
23.08.2025 21:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Parenthood just bounces between being dead easy - a joy, and wanting to launch myself out the 3rd floor velux with very little middle ground and even less sleep.
23.08.2025 20:32 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Get innnnn. Good job the baby had already woken up for a feed haha
22.07.2025 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Marcus Rashfordβs agent must be able to hypnotise people
21.07.2025 11:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0