evelyn <3

the bad news: I just realized as of a few hours ago that I do in fact have a type. the good news: all three of the people that have aligned with said type have had shared interest in me!! I can win world!!

MARINERS WIN IM POPPING MY PUSSY

mariners

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

ME AND WHO?

A Yuri Story About Breaking a Pretty Girl Who Keeps Insisting She Won't Lose Into Submission

I ALSO HAVE TALKED ABOUT THE STUFF I LIKE WITH ZERO SHAME FOR OVER 12 HOURS!!!

College Life Updates!

-15 people have asked me out, 14 and 15 are in a relationship and I have a (throuple?) interview tomorrow

-I did in fact text my ex and ended up in the psych ward for the first time because of it

-I had a rough situationship that has left me deeply rattled

-I love myself!

🚨 The EU is trying to quietly weaken nature laws during summer break. We have 10 days to stop this.
Don't let them destroy our forests, rivers & wildlife in silence. #HandsOffNature www.wwf.eu/campaigns/it...

I’m a switch but my lean is determined by the current social group makeup

I like my women how I like my tuna, cut up and with soy sauce

furry sesbian lex
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we could solve the worlds problems with more lesbian yiff…
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#yiff #nsfw #lesbianyiff #wlw #wlwyiff
#furry #furrynsfw #furryart #traditionalart #art #fursona #nsfwart

hearing my kid sister talk about her crush on a girl at her school and their pretend wedding is healing the gay youth I missed out upon.

ATEEE

hey I am posting this because I didn't know it, and so others might not either: but the BBB has NOT PASSED YET-- it's passed the senate & now it must pass the house.

It's time to call reps RIGHT NOW. Johnson is going to push the vote ASAP before backlash can form so the calls need to start NOW.

the ideal polycule is just like an Italian family dinner

I can work on it!!

hopefully this would be to your liking <33

I make a KILLER Coffee cake

that’s what i’m saying?!?(also tgirl friend potluck would go nuts)

my hot take is that I really like the SS86 Dead ratchet and brawn and genuinely think it’s good regardless of my love for the toys.

I’m about to board my flight and I notice the interestingly variable types of people I’ll be flying with. My brain has immediately assumed i’ll be 999’d and that I’ll have to chose which of these people to sacrifice(thanks ema), so i’ll be working on that for the next few minutes<3

I… got her into thisss….(I say as i’m trampled to death)

THIS IS ADORABLE!!!

yeah :D

my bitch wife says i have an epic penis😭

:>

as a trans puppy girl, a little bit yeah.

I just talked about weezer for 3 hours straight. My life is good