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Government: "We are banning Tiktok because its owned by the chinese government"

Literally everyone: "😠 Fine..."
*downloads rednote*
*starts learning chinese in duolingo*

Government & Facebook: "Wait, no, that's not how this was supposed to go!"

OKAY SO MAYBE STREAMING YOSHI'S STORY ON YOUR PEROID IS TOO MUCH I DUNNO OKAY SO MAYBE I CRIED WHEN PINK YOSHI DIED WHAT ABOUT IT

Yeah, they just like go right up the seem in the middle and then they cut them out like halfway up the pubic area. It was a small incision too. Iirc it started to feel kind of bruised a few days later, but never hurt. They left the scrotum for later bottom surgery.

Orchi is a super easy recovery. There will be some swelling , try not to mess with it. 0 pain post op, never needed painkiller, and literally went out for sushi after leaving the surgery clinic.

MY GUITAR IS HERE! IM SO EXCITED!!

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You want a surefire way to get out of work or school early, scot-free, that works every time?? Then I have the answer for you.

Warning: side effects may include but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion, dimensional rifts, mostly imaginary friends, & itchy souls

Thank you for sharing it 😭❤️

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My first ever video and I'm proud of it. It may not be the best quality, but in terms of the skills and resources I have now its the best I can do, and honestly I had a lot of fun and got a good laugh out of it in the end.

Getting a new green screen today, gonna play around with it a bit on stream tonight and maybe do some pokemon infinite fusion!

Collarbone tattoo idea? Hnmmmmm???!?!

I dont think tucker carlson is going to keep his promise, the coward.

Frieren: Beyond Journey's End is gosh darn amazing and I will tombstone anyone who disagrees.

Im no longer full of vomit

Im so full of vomit right now, which is the exact opposite of how I would like to feel in so many ways.

HAH! THE BINGO SHEETS ARE WITH ME! I'M A SWITCH I SWEAR

Templates

The image in question that has me losing it now

Rant aside: psychic alien with the cute eyes, hmu 😘
Just like, in a more direct way.

Like im not upset its aliens, because that meams it is less likely its a brain tumor. Like they are real, nobody is surprised, shocked, doubting it anymore. I'm only mad because the thing that matches them is from a 4chan conspiracy post that I learned about in a cryptid iceberg. >:c

Dude, why did the eyes have to match the 4chan alien. I hate when 4chan seemingly gets one right.
I was watching a cryptid iceberg, that post came up, I was like
"huh neat those eyes look similar to what i was seeing, but inverted"
"..."
*inverts the colors*
SAME EYES
But why from 4chan...

Going to take a break from editting today to stream some Monster Hunter World

Alright, Im dome cutting down 3 hours of stream into like 15 minutes of video, now I just have to write out my narrative, record that and edit it in, then add in some background music. Pretty excited about this.

Editting and script-writing for youtube videos is hard. Mega props to the pros that can crank good scripted videos out regularly!

I swear im losing my mind here.

Im pretty darm proud of the backgrounds I made for my channel.

It's a really strange feeling to realize you are starting to forget your dead name. Like you read a something with parts in it and think "why does that seem familiar...? Oh, I guess that did used to be my name, huh...?"
Crazy how much your life can change in 5 years.

If mycelium acts as a brain for a forest, then would it be possible to get a forest high? Is there a psycho active drug that would send all the trees and underbrush on a dr strange esque trip?? What would it be like to be a tree that is stoned out of its collective concious???

Oldie but a goodie