Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene

RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*

A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”

Person watching on tv: well if they say so

That Hanson ticket made me GASP

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I didn't think there was anyone left to unfollow but boy was I wrong

I am sad that someone shot him but I'm not sad that he died

I would care more about Charlie Kirk’s family’s pain if he had ever given a fuck about mine, which includes a ten year old who has to deal with active shooter drills, a 1st Gen Mexican immigrant mother, and the few progressives in my family who he’s been happy to suggest meet violent ends.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

And the fact that MTV simulcast this on CBS primetime means the message reached that many more people!

I have really been enjoying your posts, feels like nature is healing to be able to come on bluesky for commentary on awards shows I'm far too old to be watching

Please tell me they have

Something about how he hasn't been seen in a few days and his weekend schedule was cleared?

I honestly have no idea

It will conveniently come from whatever company he has an invested stake in

oh yes I hope that his CHF is getting worse by the day!!! he looks awful

idk the old person I know with chf bruises in a stiff breeze, particularly his hands

I have an old person in my life with congestive heart failure and that fucker bruises in a stiff breeze, particularly his hands--giant black blotches. I'm sure they were trying to cover up similar

Why should I write better when a machine can do it for me? Because actually no one can do it for you, because your voice is unique among all the people on earth. Siri never petted a horse's neck. Alexa has never been ghosted by the captain of the football team. But you have lived, your heart is beating, you have suffered, and you have something important to say. It's a human's job, to use words, and whatever job you give to a machine, that part of your brain goes dark. Maybe it's worth it when it comes to remembering phone numbers and directions, but when that part of your brain that uses words goes dark, that's a vast area that's very close to your soul. Don't let some internet platform convince you that what you have to say and create isn't worthwhile. Words are the echo of your soul. Honing that echo matters.

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

this is extremely @michaelhobbes.bsky.social coded

Reputation TV (Trump's Version)

Random fact but did you know that David Duchovny wrote a thesis on how fiction divides magic generally into black/white good/bad but we do not do this for tech and I think that's fascinating

There is absolutely no excuse for any Democrat asked about trans athletes to ever respond with anything but “why are you wasting my time asking about FEWER THAN FIFTEEN CHILDREN AND YOUNG ADULTS IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WHO WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH THEIR FRIENDS. What is wrong with you?”

I think that words might not be enough for me... Can anyone tell me how much trouble I would hypothetically get in if I hypothetically spit on one of these assholes in public?

Ok so the True Blood recaps were next-level (I love Jacob) and I STILL go back to them. If you haven't ever read or haven't read in a while I would highly recommend

Niche question, but did you ever read Television Without Pity?

Ugh I gave birth 6 weeks before the 2016 election and I hate to feel like it ushered in The Bad Time but...

If you are going without kids, I highly recommend going from 4-8 on a Friday (they are open late and typically quieter) or finding a Happiest Hour where they open it for an evening to adults-only. Your best chance to get the least chaotic experience!

Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.

He's blowing me away in this, and I remember how good he was in the Godric plotline

I say this as someone who has not seen him in SW so I do not have that weird ship baggage, I definitely would not be surprised if she 🥰 because he is a magnetic hammer of a man in that show. Also she was dating JA at the time so maybe it was a blend. So interesting!!