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@smidgesmaisel.bsky.social

Blue dot lawyer in a red state. Mother of pugs. Wife to a Kevin. Enraged about the state of things. Federal employee (for now).

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Donโ€™t even bother, my friend. Heโ€™s drunk the Kool Aid and is selling it on the street corner.

16.03.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought we were talking about reactions to the loss of the presidency. Donโ€™t do the Republican thing where you change the subject because you lost the argument.

16.03.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah! I mean what kind of losers get so pissy they storm the Capitol as an act of terrorism? Oh waitโ€ฆ.

16.03.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, I donโ€™t need to have access to email if Iโ€™m not working. I write disability decisions for the ALJs. I donโ€™t deal directly with the public in 99% of what I do. No one is contacting me after business hours. Itโ€™s kinda nice v my first job at a firm after law schoolโ€”constant harassment ๐Ÿ˜’

23.02.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t check my emails as a whole because some of them potentially contain SSNs. My personal cell (no work cell) doesnโ€™t have any security to protect claimant information.

23.02.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m an attorney for the SSA. I canโ€™t check my government email on the weekend but I bet that delightful missive is just waiting for me. Happy fuckinโ€™ Monday.

23.02.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My chapter is 224 OHO

15.02.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
NTEU Legislative Action Center Use the NTEU Legislative Action Center to contact members of Congress in a few clicks.

Whether you know it or not, the federal workforce touches your life every day, in multiple ways. Weโ€™ve showed up for you and done our jobs. Please show up for us now. www.nteu.org/nteuaction

15.02.2025 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NTEU also advised us not to sign.

29.01.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sunning seal baby

25.01.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Movie day at daycare!

21.01.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s giving the Wicked Witch of the East ๐Ÿ˜†

11.01.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean I guess she wonโ€™t be sexually assaulting anybody so โ€ฆ.yay?

22.11.2024 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does it count if it's coffee instead ?

22.11.2024 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You can see her tongue on the thermography ๐Ÿ˜†

22.11.2024 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean itโ€™s not like weโ€™ve ever done that in this country, right? I mean, you know, if you forget about west coast Japanese Americans in WWII.

20.11.2024 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feels more like this is going to be a long rest of my life.

20.11.2024 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™ve never been more impressed with my little pea brain:

20.11.2024 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™ve been saying this since the election and Jon Stewart backs me up. DEMOCRATS:

20.11.2024 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

20.11.2024 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ms. Molly, rescued breeder pug with about 4 teeth and lots of opinions.

19.11.2024 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคข

19.11.2024 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I said the same thing!

16.11.2024 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is Jilly. She's a spoiled little brat but she's so cute that's irrelevant ๐Ÿ˜

16.11.2024 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really like it here ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™

16.11.2024 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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