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Super Mario font text that reads “Repost to delay” above the new promotional image for Neopets Mega Mini Games Collection, with Nyx the Aisha and Juni the Void Faellie next to PS4, Switch, and PS5 editions of the game.

mecha is just wrestling for nerds who think pro-wrestling is stupid

These colors don't cum

Replaying Ocarina of Time and my brain has become so cooked that I saw this and immediately thought "the Great Deku Tree is doing the soyjak face!"

Microwave cheeseburger often found in American break room vending machines.

Break room slop burgers probably go hard af when you're stoned

Me: *listening to the latest dark ambient album*

Guy in my Spotify DMs: "Wow are you a real shemale? Here's a picture of my dick!"

Yeah its so fucking stupid and dumb

"my new saddle height increased my power by 3 watts"
"the recent handlebar change ruined competition"

Honestly everyone should have to bike commute for a bit before being allowed to drive. The drivers in my city are insane to the point that I avoid riding on public roads, even with a rear radar and mirrors.

Woke 2023 America: head shop selling magic mushrooms
Anti-woke 2025: America: smoke shops selling shitty hemp gummies

😔

Puppygirl mill

On my way to becoming a Strava baddie with 800 random male followers that I've never met before (they are all employed in the dental industry)

on my way to war
(folding my laundry)

NR2003 and chill

Bag full of caffeinated energy gels consumed by runners and cyclists

girldinner

why is everyone talking about taylor swift's jet emissions and not the fact that the average polyamorous transgender woman flies 16 times a year

Haven't posted much here recently but I finally moved out on my own and got my hair styled all fem and cute

Hit 3 years on HRT recently too

There is nothing more heartbreaking than finding a good anime and then discovering it has been ruined by fan service.

Despite the brutal summer heat, managed to get out for two rides this weekend. I'm tired out but bike rides never fail to brighten my day.

Forgot to leash my puppygirl and she chased after the mailman 😞

I am so hyped for my next bike ride. I got fresh brake pads and my first set of nice tires

Me every time I step into a bar in Nashville

I love my bike. Riding it always makes me happy.

(Yes I know the handlebars are uneven, I fixed it after this pic)

Shout out to the handful of weebs who are gonna become IRL horse racing fans because of Uma Musume

Sorry I'm gonna say it, taco bell fire sauce is MID! Enlightened people understand that hot is the under appreciated, but clearly superior tasting sauce.

taking your puppygirl to starbucks to get her a puppuccino

First bike ride in my new city
(and the first one i did clipless without falling!)

The council will see you now...

I have a theory:

Most people's preferred flavor of energy drink/sports drink was based on just whatever their favorite color as a child was

how it feels placing 2 orders of edamame at a japanese restaurant