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@aliceworks.bsky.social

A witch of the stars Puppygirl in denial; occasionally lewd, always cringe Runescape | Cycling | Sim Racing | Cooking

255 Followers  |  173 Following  |  723 Posts  |  Joined: 02.09.2023  |  1.8275

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We truly live in a society of pure slop at the moment

Everything is just a subscription service or gambling

11.12.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

runescape...

11.12.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't use AI because I don't need to outsource stupidity to a computer

(I am already stupid)

11.12.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I live near one that I've heard is similar.

(I am too afraid and brainwormed to even step inside to confirm it)

11.12.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bark, even

11.12.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

woof

11.12.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

A plate of the same cookies.

A plate of the same cookies.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

29.11.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 15426    πŸ” 4190    πŸ’¬ 148    πŸ“Œ 107

*steals your catalytic converter*
oops, sowwy :333

29.11.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a way, skibidi toilet is nothing more but the radio and later tv soap opera recreated for a new generation of slop media consumers.

22.11.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well um, despite what happened just now

Anyway, Bump by Lightning Farron :) youtu.be/9wBwDWK0h3M?...

19.11.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
you shouldnt drink whilst navigating a boat

you shouldnt drink whilst navigating a boat

actual woke nonsense

19.11.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 738    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 6
Preview
OSRS Pride Zine by osrszine

the OSRS Pride Zine is out now! this 44-page zine contains original art and writing (both fiction and non-fiction), as well as dozens of comments we collected from lgbtqia+ players about what pride in Runescape means to them.

download for free: osrszine.itch.io/osrs-pride-z...
#osrs #zine πŸŒˆβ€οΈπŸ’

07.11.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 9
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Actual page currently on the White House website

02.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People who buy the same model car used by police departments are spiritually cops and therefore ACAB applies to them.

31.10.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Super Mario font text that reads β€œRepost to delay” above the new promotional image for Neopets Mega Mini Games Collection, with Nyx the Aisha and Juni the Void Faellie next to PS4, Switch, and PS5 editions of the game.

Super Mario font text that reads β€œRepost to delay” above the new promotional image for Neopets Mega Mini Games Collection, with Nyx the Aisha and Juni the Void Faellie next to PS4, Switch, and PS5 editions of the game.

23.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

mecha is just wrestling for nerds who think pro-wrestling is stupid

25.09.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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These colors don't cum

16.09.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Replaying Ocarina of Time and my brain has become so cooked that I saw this and immediately thought "the Great Deku Tree is doing the soyjak face!"

05.09.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Microwave cheeseburger often found in American break room vending machines.

Microwave cheeseburger often found in American break room vending machines.

Break room slop burgers probably go hard af when you're stoned

04.09.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: *listening to the latest dark ambient album*

Guy in my Spotify DMs: "Wow are you a real shemale? Here's a picture of my dick!"

26.08.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah its so fucking stupid and dumb

26.08.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"my new saddle height increased my power by 3 watts"
"the recent handlebar change ruined competition"

26.08.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly everyone should have to bike commute for a bit before being allowed to drive. The drivers in my city are insane to the point that I avoid riding on public roads, even with a rear radar and mirrors.

18.08.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woke 2023 America: head shop selling magic mushrooms
Anti-woke 2025: America: smoke shops selling shitty hemp gummies

πŸ˜”

16.08.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Puppygirl mill

13.08.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On my way to becoming a Strava baddie with 800 random male followers that I've never met before (they are all employed in the dental industry)

10.08.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

on my way to war
(folding my laundry)

04.08.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NR2003 and chill

04.08.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Bag full of caffeinated energy gels consumed by runners and cyclists

Bag full of caffeinated energy gels consumed by runners and cyclists

girldinner

03.08.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why is everyone talking about taylor swift's jet emissions and not the fact that the average polyamorous transgender woman flies 16 times a year

03.08.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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