Nova Noodle 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️✊

Lol, I'm pretty sure you meant this as the peak of Barbie form but I read it as the form of "Peak Barbie"

Got my blindfold and headphones I'm ready to take on Everest 😂

Migraine day fit check 🫩

Eye mask✔️
Noise cancelling headphones ✔️
Ear plugs✔️✔️
Minimal clothing✔️✔️✔️

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Let's try this again

Kirk was a victim of the very ideology he peddled

I let has come to my attention that the gif in this post is just a static image

I wish to remedy this heinous misdeed, but alas, I do not currently have the option to post videos on bluesky

I did yesterday, but not today 🤷‍♀️

Gif of OP in a tight blue cami bouncing so their boobs jiggle

Anytime I'm feeling down about myself or my situation, it always cheers me up to remember that my character select animation has hella jiggle physics 😄

We'll call it the people's party of Stick

It's hungry spirit time!
Come watch us hunt a poor foolish mortal through the Cold❄️

Ty🥰

Summer got a pack of these paper masks and wanted to decorate them together

This one will get much weirder before it's done

A paper fox mask painted in a gradient from pink at the ears, through baby blue to light green at the nose and bottom edge

Blending acrylic paint is a pain in the ass
BUT!

I'm happy with how it turned out

Tragedy
Tell him to try it and spread the good word, lol

OH
That's a good point!
There's definitely way more rotational possibility

Curve stopped being a consideration for me when E decided I was never getting hard the same way again 😅

YES!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THIS VERY IMPORTANT RESEARCH!!!

Although, it is possible that this post just won't be seen by any straight ppl. My followers are a rather queer lot.

Also, hell yeah.
I am a skinny bitch but my wife is a goddess of curves, and any kind of position that involves interlocking legs is S tier for sure.

Pal,
Dear friend,
My good bitch,
There is no such thing as TMI
The correct amount of much is the sum total of human knowledge
More if possible

Oh trust me, I know it's fun. I have lots of experience 😁

I just think the cishet folks might be missing out.

Okay, but I think this is just more points in the "no, the definitely don't" bucket.
So far, not a single straight person in a straight relationship has answered yes.

As a non-op trans lesbian married to a woman, I am well aware the technique itself works 😁

Less flexibility, and less endurance too, since you can share/trade the active role if someone gets tired.

Do straight couples scissor?

Do I even have any straight friends who can answer this? 😂

Fr tho, I gotta know bc it has got to be at least as good for PIV as it is for tribbing, but I never hear straight folks talking about it.

The amount of time I can sink into playing with hero forge is mildly embarrassing 😅

Close up of a hand dripping blood from a cut on the base of the thumb.

Always always ALWAYS
wear your PPE

No issue the whole day cutting metal, but I went back after packing up my tools and materials to clean up scrap and forgot to put my gloves back on

Literally 2 minutes without gloves

Lucky it went in shallow, but it's a good reminder

Dysphoria is such a weird bitch
Like, today my very scruffy stubble actually feels pretty cute, but apparently my messy eyebrows were really messing with me

Finished plucking and trimming and BAM, massive euphoria
🤷‍♀️
Tf even is gender?

Starting a campaign of Fabula Ultima for the first time soon, so I made a funky little satyr alchemist

Her name is Itzel and I love her so much

Doing a world gen session today, one of the players spoke the phrase "love palace for the dead queen" with ZERO CONTEXT, and the explanation has left me no less baffled.

Let's hunt some monsters!

Time to cleave some more Nazi skulls

Necessary catharsis in this awful timeline

This is what the UK, the U.S., and Jizzreal call “self defense”, and “democracy.”

They got the entire world believing that mass murder and daily violence by a fascist state for land theft, MIC profits and big oil is “moral”.

They served everyone Nazism and told them it was “Jewish.”

Bet you can guess what we got each other for our anniversary

It is SO HARD to not start practicing on my own skin 😭