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@retireditguy.bsky.social

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I made a chocolate cake with butter and cream cheese icing. My natural insulation (aka fat) will never be the same.

16.09.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I tried coffee from them a long time ago. I didn't like it. Haven't had one since.

27.08.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A roommate I once had called that a "waffle butt."

26.08.2025 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm always nude at home. Much more comfortable that way.

24.08.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stayed home and stayed naked all day. Loved it!

14.08.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes. Mostly, he stares out the windows and sleeps.

11.08.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a Tuxedo cat, too. His name is Junior. He does the stare when open the tuna can.

11.08.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Never was on X/Twitter. I pity those folks who have to put up with that.

03.08.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Amen to that, brother!

01.08.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish!

30.07.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every night

20.07.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too!

19.07.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The longer I'm nudes the happier I am. Less laundry to do, too!

17.07.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need to show all of those greedy companies who support the felony and his cronies that we won't buy what we don't need.

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!

03.07.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With the fools in Congess passing the "big ugly bill," I'm 99.9% sure the felon in the White House will sign it into law. So, save your money because you're gonna need it to buy essentials.

03.07.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something is not quite right with this video. Don't get me wrong, I love watching guys jack off. It's just that FedEx is upside-down on his shirt and backwards on the truck in the background. Any ideas?

30.06.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel for you. I've had two so far. Another one is scheduled for next week.

16.06.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If he runs for President, I would vote for him.

15.05.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I did!

10.05.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here you go Donald FLOTUS….
FUCKING LOSER OF THE UNITED STATES what you gonna do about it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

08.05.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 6

I stand with Ukraine

08.05.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know what kind of goodbye I would give him.

05.05.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never have. Never will.

03.05.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could be wrong but it sure looks like Hippie Hollow on Lake Travis in Texas.

28.04.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're wondering why my profile picture is a yellow Lab puppy, he was the best dog I ever had. Sadly, he passed several years ago at the age of 10. I miss him a lot.

10.04.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Re-reading these books. Love all of them.

30.03.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Proud to be everything conservatives hate.

16.03.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had one of those. Myex borrowed it and never gave it back. Boy, do I miss it.

16.03.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have the best government that money can buy.

----Mark Twain

15.03.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the problem is between the keyboard and the chair.

08.02.2025 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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