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Maria Calamity ๐Ÿ”ž

@calamite4.bsky.social

๐Ÿ”ž She/her ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ Sh*tposts about my WoL and occasionally posts lore and reposts porn lol Permanently possessed by husbando (Butch Wife) brainrot (sowwy :3c) #ffxiv I #wolqotdans I #Gpose I #Lore I #OCAU

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Latest posts by calamite4.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Tiktok is a mysterious and mystical place

10.11.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Estinien holding one of Ark's ears as he's whispering something and Ark's covering his mouth going "Gasp...!" as it seems like it's something surprising or scandalous

Estinien holding one of Ark's ears as he's whispering something and Ark's covering his mouth going "Gasp...!" as it seems like it's something surprising or scandalous

what secrets could they possibly be sharing

#EstiArk

10.11.2025 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when I'm in a useless and failing people contest and I'm up against American Democrats

10.11.2025 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 270    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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restore yshtolas melanin

09.11.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 267    ๐Ÿ” 101    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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that unemployed bro on a tuesday at 2pm

08.11.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 664    ๐Ÿ” 329    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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#astelogos morning

09.11.2025 09:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 172    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใ“ใ†ใ„ใ†ใฎใ‚‚ๅฅฝใ

09.11.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 776    ๐Ÿ” 419    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Have NPCs react to emotes!
So if you /wave, they wave back, if you /dote, reactions might vary depending on who it is...
(and make it so their reaction works on gpose too!)

09.11.2025 09:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 139    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's all "AI is the future" and "you can't get the genie back in the bottle" until the public don't like it and then it's "nooo this was handmade by real humans, it has a heart" and you try to fabricate a process that was never there.
My dudes, if AI was so great you wouldn't need to lie about it.

09.11.2025 09:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 957    ๐Ÿ” 335    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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โœ๏ธ I WANNA HELP ๐Ÿ–๏ธ
so Iโ€™m also opening a couple commission spots

If you might be interested, fill out this form:
forms.gle/CeKXiz9v1PEJ...

09.11.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 331    ๐Ÿ” 106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

For the people who think they are bothering the artist by commissioning them again and again

YOU ARE NOT!! WE LOVE YOU!! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’—
Biggest form of flattery in my mind!

29.10.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2116    ๐Ÿ” 848    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.

08.11.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2578    ๐Ÿ” 3093    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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๐Ÿญ Jester Lavorre

08.11.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 510    ๐Ÿ” 134    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the behind the scenes of the coca-cola ad has me screaming, not because they used ia to share fake sketches, but because they don't even know how to lie to us. They've never designed anything in their lives, they don't understand how we work, and they think THIS is normal

09.11.2025 09:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sign reads "Dog Girl Club -- Meeting today. A Room of three anthro wolves and a doggirl sit on the floor together. Two of the anthros howl, the dog girl blushes, ogling a wolf, while another wolf says "Welcome to the pack!"

A sign reads "Dog Girl Club -- Meeting today. A Room of three anthro wolves and a doggirl sit on the floor together. Two of the anthros howl, the dog girl blushes, ogling a wolf, while another wolf says "Welcome to the pack!"

yuritober day 9 but there's a bunch of doggies this time

10.10.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6562    ๐Ÿ” 2066    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
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takes a lunch break from comms to give the sexiest man alive fleas

09.11.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Instant housing with no demolition; stop allowing players to be forced to keep a subscription on the basis that theyโ€™ll lose their home if they donโ€™t log in.

09.11.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Melanin for everyone! You get melanin! You as well!

08.11.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The two-handed Belah'dian Claymore was discovered by Sharlayan archaeologists. They were shocked by the amount of dried blood that was caked onto both the blade and grip. It's surmised that priests utilized it in sacrifices to the goddess Azeyma.

15.12.2024 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 212    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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me and who? ๐Ÿฅน

09.11.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they are spending millions of dollars putting grok through the re-education camp over and over and it is Not Fucking Working

09.11.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

seeing screenshots from 2025 twitter always blows my mind because why does everyone @ grok instead of talking to the human person they're replying to and why is grok woke

09.11.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

172 voice acting credits, 4 Music Album, Wrote my dream series into a book, been drawing nearly every day for 6 years to Improve on it.

I will rest when I am crossing the rainbow bridge โœŒ๏ธ

08.11.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How to wash Chiitan๐Ÿซง

ใกใƒใŸใ‚“โ˜†ใฎใ‚ทใƒฃใƒฏใƒผใ‚ทใƒผใƒณๅคงๅ…ฌ้–‹ใงใ™ใฃโ˜†

08.11.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3052    ๐Ÿ” 571    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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It wasn't my intention to do this, but seeing Raha wearing random Asteria clothes makes me so happy...

08.11.2025 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A fake Bluesky suspension DM.

"Bluesky
@blueskyguard3453.bsky.social
We regret to inform you that your Bluesky account has been temporarily suspended due to security-related restrictions.
To prevent the permanent termination of your account, it is imperative that you complete the verification process within the next 24 hours by using the following link:
(REDACTED)
If the link does not open directly, please copy and paste it into your browser's address bar.
โ–ฒ Important: Failure to complete the required verification within the specified time frame will result in the irreversible and permanent ban of your account.
We appreciate your immediate attention and cooperation in this matter.
Sincerely,
Bluesky Support Team
10:49 PM"

A fake Bluesky suspension DM. "Bluesky @blueskyguard3453.bsky.social We regret to inform you that your Bluesky account has been temporarily suspended due to security-related restrictions. To prevent the permanent termination of your account, it is imperative that you complete the verification process within the next 24 hours by using the following link: (REDACTED) If the link does not open directly, please copy and paste it into your browser's address bar. โ–ฒ Important: Failure to complete the required verification within the specified time frame will result in the irreversible and permanent ban of your account. We appreciate your immediate attention and cooperation in this matter. Sincerely, Bluesky Support Team 10:49 PM"

Head's up there is a Bluesky ban scam going around. This account just joined 40 mins ago and send me this DM.

DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this.

Stay safe!

08.11.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3082    ๐Ÿ” 3175    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111
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I have a principle:
Never vent my negative emotions at my family. That "family" can mean my actual home, or any group I belong to. The key point is, if I see it as a safe haven, then the harmony is everything. I shall know that no one inside is obligated to carry my emotions.

08.11.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 908    ๐Ÿ” 96    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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