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@brown-jasp.bsky.social

…Looking for someone who appreciates a good metaphor and can share a sunset with a side of existential dread.

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Latest posts by brown-jasp.bsky.social on Bluesky

Missing you, C
I’m here…and I’m real

07.10.2025 02:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Evolution has done some weird shit and there’s no contest when it comes to this⬆️

30.09.2025 06:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Surely slowly would be better🤔. Then again 🤷‍♂️

30.09.2025 06:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s pretty funny…probably because it’s true

30.09.2025 03:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a woman says she just wants a bathtub and a long extension cord .. ALT: a woman says she just wants a bathtub and a long extension cord ..

You’re obviously too sophisticated for me

25.09.2025 06:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Keeping the romance alive…🩵

25.09.2025 06:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Looks like a chow

24.09.2025 21:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Arborial ratbags, one and all…but all too cute

24.09.2025 21:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chuckling over here…but genuinely happy for you xx

24.09.2025 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a denim jacket is saying go you in a restaurant ALT: a woman in a denim jacket is saying go you in a restaurant
24.09.2025 02:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s always necessary

23.09.2025 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a suit is holding a cup of coffee in her hand . ALT: a woman in a suit is holding a cup of coffee in her hand .
22.09.2025 06:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She has good taste…exceptional, in fact

17.09.2025 12:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Divine

17.09.2025 10:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a black shirt says " don 't even get me started " ALT: a man wearing a black shirt says " don 't even get me started "

Fully self-actualised…

17.09.2025 09:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you for your environmental awareness. It’s really important to protect corals 🙏🏻

17.09.2025 03:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is gorgeous

17.09.2025 03:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A bit different to Australian beaches. Don’t forget your sunscreen

17.09.2025 03:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hope you’re out there stalking me online

16.09.2025 02:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugh…the shine bit sucks

15.09.2025 07:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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STŸ by Pudéndüm on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 4:42

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14.09.2025 23:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can do one or the other…it’s the weekend and the multitasking stops now…😂😘

12.09.2025 10:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The USA has transformed from ‘Shining Light’ to ‘cautionary tale’…

11.09.2025 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me, every day

11.09.2025 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a black jacket is making a funny face with his hands outstretched ALT: a man in a black jacket is making a funny face with his hands outstretched

Nice one Huey…

10.09.2025 13:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very pretty

10.09.2025 06:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well that sucks. Are you able to sleep?

10.09.2025 06:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💔

10.09.2025 05:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So relatable

09.09.2025 14:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is sitting at a table with a laptop and making a funny face .. ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a laptop and making a funny face ..
08.09.2025 00:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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