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I would like to live in a country where if you Google the president's name and "13 year-old girl" nothing comes up.
If I have a dying message to Americans it’s that you can speak into a cell phone at a normal volume, as if the person you’re speaking with has their head on your shoulder, and they will hear every word just great. No nred to yell like you’re in a WWII movie.
Thx! My music is on all the streaming things. Valley Lodge and Painted Doll
Should I delete this app?
I’m old enough to remember when, if I saw someone walking down the street talking on a cellphone, I naturally assumed they were a gigantic asshole. I still think this.
I’m old enough to remember when, if I saw someone walking down the street talking on a cellphone, I naturally assumed they were a gigantic asshole. I still think this.
When I was in college, we were taking a year-end final when the teacher offered extra credit to anyone with a copy of “Mechanical Resonance” by Tesla he could borrow. I have thought about this at least once a year ever since.
The Puscifer “Normal Isn’t” North American tour starts one month from today. I am opening all 32 shows. Come to all of them.
Episode 22 of INTERCEPTS is available and has these @bsky.app individuals voice acting their fannies off: @wendymolyneux.bsky.social @mrdavehill.bsky.social @timmywkuk.bsky.social
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Thank you, Bex!
NYC Feb. 11 at Bell House! Due to popular/disturbing demand, a 2nd show has been added! Yeah! Tix—> www.ticketmaster.com/dave-hill-co...
Thx!
Thanks for coming!
Thx!
Abolish ICE. That is all. Carry on.
NYC Feb. 11 at Bell House! Due to popular/disturbing demand, a 2nd show has been added! Yeah! Tix—> www.ticketmaster.com/dave-hill-co...
A song in solidarity with the people of Minneapolis.
At LaGuardia airport. Yes, someone tampered with my luggage. But it was me. It was me all along. And the worst part is I’d do it again.
Played around with some paints. massaged some stuff digitally. I don't have really high confidence yet but also had a great time!
New tickets for my CAMBRIDGE gig have just gone on sale
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As head of Anteefah (had to change the spelling to throw off ICE and a couple people I went to high school with), I wanted to remind everyone that boneless chicken wings are 2-for-1 at all of our secret headquarters this weekend. Swing on by and tell ‘em Dave sent ya!
More coming soon!
Why does every ICE agent look like he is being paid in chicken wings?
I once went to a Christmas party at my brother’s house and there was a guy there who showed up with his own mini-cooler of beer and stood drinking it with the cooler at his feet. He later left his wife to date his cousin. I’m convinced he is now an ICE agent.
Yeah, you’d get mad and swear then too.
I bet if someone called you a "pedophile protector" and you weren't a pedophile protector, you'd just be confused, maybe laugh, or perhaps not have any reaction at all. But if you were definitely a pedophile protector, you'd probably get really mad about it and start swearing and stuff, I bet.
This is like Gift of the Magi or something.
I have a disorder where I am invisible to hand sensors. I also have a huge dong.
