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Fine. I will be the best at this app too. @mrdavehill on all the other apps that I am the best at. www.davehillonline.com

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Should I delete this app?

23.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m old enough to remember when, if I saw someone walking down the street talking on a cellphone, I naturally assumed they were a gigantic asshole. I still think this.

23.02.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m old enough to remember when, if I saw someone walking down the street talking on a cellphone, I naturally assumed they were a gigantic asshole. I still think this.

23.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was in college, we were taking a year-end final when the teacher offered extra credit to anyone with a copy of β€œMechanical Resonance” by Tesla he could borrow. I have thought about this at least once a year ever since.

21.02.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Puscifer β€œNormal Isn’t” North American tour starts one month from today. I am opening all 32 shows. Come to all of them.

20.02.2026 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Episode 22 - Butch and Lana Podcast Episode Β· Intercepts Β· 02/11/2026 Β· 27m

Episode 22 of INTERCEPTS is available and has these @bsky.app individuals voice acting their fannies off: @wendymolyneux.bsky.social @mrdavehill.bsky.social @timmywkuk.bsky.social
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

11.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Bex!

12.02.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NYC Feb. 11 at Bell House! Due to popular/disturbing demand, a 2nd show has been added! Yeah! Tixβ€”> www.ticketmaster.com/dave-hill-co...

27.01.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Thx!

07.02.2026 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for coming!

07.02.2026 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thx!

29.01.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Abolish ICE. That is all. Carry on.

28.01.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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NYC Feb. 11 at Bell House! Due to popular/disturbing demand, a 2nd show has been added! Yeah! Tixβ€”> www.ticketmaster.com/dave-hill-co...

27.01.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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A song in solidarity with the people of Minneapolis.

22.01.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

At LaGuardia airport. Yes, someone tampered with my luggage. But it was me. It was me all along. And the worst part is I’d do it again.

16.01.2026 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Played around with some paints. massaged some stuff digitally. I don't have really high confidence yet but also had a great time!

16.01.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Robin Ince: The Universe and the Neurodiverse | Cambridge Junction Book tickets for Robin Ince: The Universe and the Neurodiverse at J2 at Cambridge Junction. The Universe and the Neurodiverse is a journey from the outermost planets to our innermost thoughts.Β  Robin...

New tickets for my CAMBRIDGE gig have just gone on sale

www.junction.co.uk/events/robin...

16.01.2026 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

As head of Anteefah (had to change the spelling to throw off ICE and a couple people I went to high school with), I wanted to remind everyone that boneless chicken wings are 2-for-1 at all of our secret headquarters this weekend. Swing on by and tell β€˜em Dave sent ya!

16.01.2026 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

More coming soon!

15.01.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does every ICE agent look like he is being paid in chicken wings?

14.01.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I once went to a Christmas party at my brother’s house and there was a guy there who showed up with his own mini-cooler of beer and stood drinking it with the cooler at his feet. He later left his wife to date his cousin. I’m convinced he is now an ICE agent.

14.01.2026 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, you’d get mad and swear then too.

14.01.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet if someone called you a "pedophile protector" and you weren't a pedophile protector, you'd just be confused, maybe laugh, or perhaps not have any reaction at all. But if you were definitely a pedophile protector, you'd probably get really mad about it and start swearing and stuff, I bet.

14.01.2026 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is like Gift of the Magi or something.

02.01.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a disorder where I am invisible to hand sensors. I also have a huge dong.

02.01.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do it!

02.01.2026 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re all fucking Nazis.

02.01.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you.

02.01.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go get yours at mrdavehill.bigcartel.com today!

02.01.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Strongly agree.

02.01.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0