Dylan

Wanted to celebrate FCF but just had to sit through two of my favourite coworkers get laid off just before the holidays (also meaning I'm being assigned their workload in addition to my own) so today's fcf is more like f*ck corporate [work] Friday.

This is me when clients say "biweekly" like twice a week or every two weeks??? Because I've had people say it and meant one or the other.

A fluffy black cat laying in the sun with his belly exposed on a bed next to a human with legs stretched out - the cat's leg is laying over the human's leg

A fluffy black cat laying in the sun with his belly exposed on a bed next to a human with legs stretched out - the cat's leg is laying over the human's leg looking up at the human

Everytime I have a bad / feeling off kinda day, this little gremlin snuggles up next to me and just purrs when I look at him 😌

Sitting in a pantsuit on the fake leather sofa "Somehow, bareback feels good in a place like this."

Nude man shot from the waist down with legs outstretched resting on a table looking towards a TV with a game playing. A game controller rests on his left thigh

Player 2, ready to go 😌

I swam!!!!! (I also pretty much had the entire pool to myself, which was glorious)

🥴😅 3" inseams are the best gym shorts length

I usually try to send a stack of holiday cards each year / have done post crossing (postcard swaps) for a few years as well - I'm just hoping our postal service is back from their strike in time for this year's cards!

My therapist had to do a "full disclosure I also go to the nude beach and you might see me so..." talk with me on like the second session

I've fallen asleep and woken up to discover multi-hour long YouTube ads playing which feels illegal (luckily skippabke) but weird to have a documentary basically ad on a documentary

I'm pretty sure it was the same for me (minus @keithyapparently.bsky.social being my chaperone but some uni friends at the time) though also may have been Woody's across the street 😅

😘😘😘

My partner already had a copy but I bought my own for beach / sauna / paek reads and I don't regret it as this copy has sweaty fingerprints all over it and sand in the spine.

I've been in my unit for 10 years and thank god for rent controlled old buildings because that's the only way I'm still affording this city (barely)

Happy Birthday!!! 💕💕

Close up nude of a hairy man looking up from his waist towards his chest - the forefront of the photo is his flaccid penis and lower hanging balls

Happy Birthday!! 🎂💕

Honestly same!

🥺 look who's talking 💕

Thank you 💕 and honestly living by a freshwater lake all my life, I forgot how good the salty sea water is for my skin (i mean tbh I just need more beach days really)

Honestly, what a fantastic set of suits!!

A selfie of a bearded man in an outdoor pool from the waist up with the water at mid chest level

A selfie of a bearded man in an outdoor pool from the waist up with the water at mid chest level and the angle of the camera looking down cutting off most of his face

Posting this as a reminder to myself to bring my bathing suit in my bag this so I can get back into swimming laps (this was my last swim of the season in August)

I feel like give me 5 years and I'll fit that bill more

I feel like I keep coming across folks I know from tw*tter etc. as I scroll around here and it's like Christmas every day 😌

Oh!!! 🫠

Hmmmm 😵‍💫

honestly 💀

😅😇

Oh hi 💕

*books a flight to the UK*

Ahhh!! That's actually so cool - I didn't realize that's how the automod worked here. On a side note, it's also been a fun exercise in trying to adequately describe smutty photos or thirst traps / fun reading to see how others describe theirs 😅