trying to "function" like a "person"

things overheard in a hospital: he was oozing. oh yeah he was oozing. that was like a lot of oozing man.

three people have complimented my boots and another three complimented the whole fit. y’all can’t do this i fluster too easily

the amount my already small paycheck drops bc of tax withholding is criminal

it should be illegal to work before the sun fully rises. driving into the glare of the rising sun is gonna be how i die

wtf am i going to do for 5 hours on friday. the Tasks they’ve laid out for me so far will probably take only an hour or two again. sure fine pay me to do nothing but also no i hate being paid to be bored 😩

so the person who’s been training me is on vacation and i can do very very little on my own yet so basically if i didn’t keep pulling out my phone to procrastinate i would’ve finished my work 2 hours ago and would’ve spent 3 hours in agony. but now i’m done and bored and UGHHHH 45 MORE MINUTES WHY

a lil air bubble was going down the line and i was squinting at it like “are you going to kill me” and the machine starting screaming and i was like “IS IT ACTUALLY KILLING ME” but the nurse was like oh lol no it would take much more air than that to kill you. so this is fun 🫠

nurse: the iron iv looks like coca cola, don’t be alarmed
me: welp i asked for a coffee iv drip but i guess caffeine is caffeine

that's awesome to hear!! thanks for hosting this, it sounds like a lot of fun. can't wait to join in for the olys season 💖

FUCK. GRAND PRIX SERIES STARTS THIS FRIDAY WHILE I'M AT WORK. obviously i need to quit my job now ah well it was nice while it lasted

FANTASY SKATING IS A THING?? oh i'm gonna be terrible at this bc i'm gonna wind up going with what my heart wants rather than what my head expects but heck yeah let's gooooo

dean winchester:

okay no more being a responsible adult that is ENOUGH i am committing the rest of the day to reading more destiel fic. if i'm going out tomorrow i am indulging in one more au where dean and cas wind up, as the great misha collins once said, balls deep

sometimes i think things like
i’m gonna die someday
that day could be tomorrow
and i spent an entire day doing laundry

My painting PACIFIC NORTHWEST

[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people

Many of you will NOT be inheriting my chocolate factory, crossing people off left and right

#Destiel #DeanWinchester #Castiel #Supernatural

Alternative Universe situation for captive prince, where laurent is a merman. Damen is unconscious, falling deeper down into water, he's torso and legs are naked, wearing a cloth. Around wrists, neck, and feet, he has white binds. Laurent is a merman, bottom half is a fish fin with blue-green sparkly scales. His top part is human like, naked. He's embrscing the falling Damen, faces touching as he keeps eyes closed. His fin is slightly wrapped around Damen's legs. The compositions has characters bottoms up, so they're upside down. Colors are mostly some pastel shades with blue-greens, creams and soft pinks.

Mer!Capri AU 🌊 #captiveprince #caprisky #q

#bubbline #adventuretime

you may be on my mind
everyday baby, say you’re mine

#fe3h #marihilda

my irl friend requested this years back lol
#carryon #snowbaz #rainbowrowell

if you can't sleep it's prolly cos you missed one of the sheep in the dream captcha

With the new Traditional Japanese fits for the gang I'll use my Yuri on Ice art from 5 years ago, I'll paint over the background and maybe have them munching on snacks like dango

an image of catra and adora dancing while wearing their princess prom outfits

catradora for international lesbian day! 💛

Historians will say they were really good friends #fireemblem #fireemblemthreehouses #shamir #catherine #cathmir

I can't wait for November 19th and see the Mighty Nein again.

You can take a wild guess at who is my favourite character xd

I would also like to do some fanart of Essek but I don't know if I'll get around to it, maybe a screencap redraw?

#mightynein #mollymauk #criticalrole #dnd #illustration

wish i remembered what serotonin felt like

Digital illustration of three orange, glowing jack-o-lanterns with smiling faces and six tiny white ghosts floating around them against an indigo background.

Getting ready for the season 👻🎃

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