2026 nuclear family memeβ featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
04.03.2026 17:54 β π 10706 π 2280 π¬ 67 π 612026 nuclear family memeβ featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
04.03.2026 17:54 β π 10706 π 2280 π¬ 67 π 61Hmmm I dont know why that is. Maybe because bluesky cut it off?? There is also one on my linktree in my bio and that one 100% works! Thank you!
04.03.2026 21:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Wandering Flock will be offering a 20% discount code to test knitters! I cannot recommend this yarn enough. The drape is so beautiful. Its so soft. But feels like it will be great for hot humid summer days
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βοΈCALL FOR TEST KNITTERSβοΈ Paladin Tank is a muscle-style tank top pattern straight from your fantasies.
10 week test knit. The test knit will launch Friday and conclude Monday, May 18th.
Pattern details and application here: forms.gle/WshCjUFTq3YJ...
#knit π§Ά #knitsky #knitting
I just bought this pattern. It has an impressively detailed, size-inclusive sizing guide. Seems like it will be a good basic sweater pattern/resource, stripes or no. Sale ends today. π§Ά
02.03.2026 20:39 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you so much for the support! Please let me know if you have any questions!!!
02.03.2026 21:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A man leans against a stone statue of a corn cob. They wear a purple and green striped sweater that is a knitting pattern called Earthbound. They are wearing sunglasses with an elongated lens and reflective silver gloves. One hand is raised behind his head the other by his side.
βοΈ Thank you for accepting our intergalactic knitting pattern, Earthbound, with such warm regard!
Today is the the last day to take an introductory 20% with code GREETINGS20 on Ravelry and Payhip π
π½ Full pattern details and schematics available in my link in bio!
#knitsky #knitting #knit π§Ά
A man sits on a pylon wearing a striped sweater. They are wearing silver gloves, silver sunglasses with elongated eyes, and a silver headband. They sit in front of a glass building.
A close up of the Earthbound knitting patterns sleeve cap details
A man leans against a stone corn cob. They wear a striped sweater and wear elongated silver sunglasses and a silver headband
A close up of the hem and cuff details of the Earthbound sweater. These details are made using 2x2 rib.
πPATTERN ARRIVALπ
Earthbound, a striped sweater that is out of this world is out now on Ravelry and Payhip! Check out those links here: linktr.ee/chaseharpole
Take 20% using code GREETINGS20 until March 2nd!
"I am excited to meet the infamous child rapist. We all are!" - πΊπΈ Jack Hughes, Gold Medalist π₯
24.02.2026 15:01 β π 421 π 36 π¬ 2 π 1In all this conversation about energy use, its remarkable how little energy old school tech like guillotines use.
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π¨KNITTING ALERT FROM THE UNITED CRAFTING COUNCILπ¨
Extraterrestrial lifeforms are anticipated to deliver to humanity a striped sweater that is out of this world.
Earthbound is expected to arrive Wednesday, February 25th.
#knitting #knit #knitsky π§Ά
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
i just saw someone say that we should strand elon musk on the moon with a camera & a gun. then after he does it, go back and get the camera and publicly broadcast the video 24/7. and make anyone with over $5m watch it every day before theyre allowed to get out of bed
wow. sounds like a lot of work!
Eat shit Chuck Schumer! Fuck ICE
04.02.2026 14:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0a lot of people are being radicalized by ICE this week so please remember that the most important thing when someone comes to any kind of radical politics is to immediately scold them for doing activism wrong as someone who has been doing it much longer
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Come find me at Vogue Knitting Live this weekend and get a free sticker! Im excited to meet new friends and look at some cool yarns!
#knitting #knitsky π§Ά
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti βWe are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the βheroβ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trumpβs murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
Anything less than abolishing ICE is unacceptable. I don't want to hear people talk about training these motherfuckers or throwing more money at them. The entire institution needs to be permanently disbanded. Do not let politicians sell you on anything less.
12.01.2026 13:42 β π 5923 π 1725 π¬ 84 π 65If they've lost the Idiots, they've lost America.
13.01.2026 21:05 β π 83 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
08.01.2026 14:33 β π 11729 π 2921 π¬ 36 π 17Tucker Carlson will juice up your gofundme that you made after it was your turn in golf and you swung the club and missed the ball and your pants fell down and then you accidentally hit yourself in the nuts while picking up the club and your trans opponent told you there are no do overs
24.12.2025 18:53 β π 181 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0Two men pose in a black and white photo. The both wear a pullover called The Elkhorn that they each knitted themselves. One sits on a rock wall and the other leans on the wall.
Two men lovingly look at one another. They both lean on a fence. Both wear a sweater pattern called The Elkhorn.
Two men sit on steps that are part of a hiking trail.
I design knitting patterns for the love of the game. Saleswise, I'm lucky to break even on a given pattern.
The Elkhorn sales have been decent, but this pattern is a huge success to me because someone I love loved the design so much, that he made it himself. Now he absolutely lives in this sweater.
A man stands on the banks of a stream. One hand in pocket and one is to his side. He stares off to to one side. The pullover he is wearing is a pattern called The Elkhorn. It is a chunky-weight garment with rolled details at the collar, cuff and hem.
A man stands leaning against a tree. Another hand in pocket. He is wearing The Elkhorn sweater.
Two men stand on a trail and look up. Both wear The Elkhorn sweater. They are surrounded by trees.
The Elkhorn is named after the creek that runs alongside my parent's home in Kentucky.
I'm fond of walking alongside it during the holidays and visiting the blue heron that lives at the end of the road.
This design is perfect for winter adventures. Set in sleeves are ideal for layering
#knitsky π§Ά
To men embrace and stare into the camera. Both wear a sweater made from The Elkhorn pattern. One is white and one is brown.
Two men stand and stare into the camera. One wearing a brown sweater leans on one wearing a white sweater. Both sweaters are made from a knitting pattern called The Elkhorn
Two men stand on a leaf covered trail. The stand some distance apart. Both are wearing the same sweater in different colors. They knitted their sweaters and the pattern is called The Elkhorn
πPATTERN RELEASEπ The Elkhorn is out now on Ravelry and Payhip! Use code ELKHORN20 to take 20% until December 15th
See full pattern details and schematics at this Google drive link: drive.google.com/file/d/1VGx1...
#knitting #knit π§Ά
A man stands on a wood bridge leaning across the railing. His hair trails down his back. He is wearing a white sweater. He knitted the sweater and the pattern is called The Elkhorn. He has an orange hat sticking out of the back pocket of his maroon pants.
Tomorrow, December 10th, The Elkhorn releases!
This pattern is a chunky-weight set-sleeve pullover, knit seamlessly from the top-down.
Stay tuned for the release!!!
#knitsky #knitting π§Ά
Nathan's Motorcoach sample is the Ohio All The Time sample. It is made using all central Ohio yarn I had in stash. The neutral is even the yarn I used in my sample for Forty Love!
Motorcoach works so well as a fading project and I loved seeing this yarn combine into something new
#knitsky #knit
Two men hold hands on bridge with wooden railing behind them. One wears a white sweater and warm brown pants and the other wears a brown sweater with khakis. The sweater has rolled details at the hem and cuff. The knitting pattern for the sweater is called The Elkhorn and releases Wednesday, December 10th.
Next week, Wednesday, December 10th! My chunky-weight sweater pattern releases!
My partner loved my sample so much, he knitted one up in about 2 weeks!
I wear mine ALL THE TIME. It's absolutely perfect for this time of year.
#knitsky #knitting π§Ά
Those colors are amazing! It looks soooooo good on you!!!
01.12.2025 18:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A triangle of knitted fabric lies on the floor partially on a colourful striped rag rug. The fabric shows three stripes of rich deep colours red, teal and yellow which is mottled with brown. Between each colour stripe there is a fade
A man with a dark unkempt beard smiles at the camera wearing a grey hoodie and a hand knitted cowl in teal, red and yellow. In the background we see a fairly busy market street
Itβs official, I love this and wear it everywhere now π₯°
Pattern is @chaseharpole.bsky.social βmotorcoachβ made with my handspun yarn
The flat lay photo is taken before blocking and seaming so you can see the colour interactions
#knitsky #knitting #HandSpunYarn π§Ά
Fucking losing it. I have a fake fucking nothing nowhere job for losers and if this all counts as work I work 110 hours a week
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