Megan Thee Stallion’s Bellyring

I have a goal of $750 in four days. Currently at $165.

Any amount helps! I also have PayPal and Zelle.

I really don’t be tripping about my birthday but I absolutely keep a mental note of which friends don’t wish me a happy birthday

That’s actually terrifying and they fasho don’t talk about it enough. It’s a lot of symptom overlap

I hope you get some comfortable rest and a good meal 😔🫂😭

Unweird yourself goofy

I think they’re otw there🥴

Every time zone was still serving the breakfast menu when he hit send on this.

I unfortunately will take it to hell and there will be no coming back from that

Ik I’m in mine when my body hurts and I’m a grouchy bitch😭

Why would i want to be w/ someone i have to be mean to?

Really tired of #DaHackers touching everything but what need to be touched. Stop hacking discord and the tea app and start hacking STUDENT LOANS

I think the mentality/motivation to be romantic has to be in them, putting it into action can be taught though

I’m so done with her. She loves her a loser

I was not meant to be anywhere that is colder than 72 when the sun is out. I am but a hot girl😔🔥

I almost hit a nigga in a shiesty cause he stepped off the sidewalk without looking. Survival instincts of a dry erase marker

I need to go back in the house. These ppl got dirt for brains

Omg ouch😭😭

I wish I could detach my titties during the luteal phase

Sleepy as fuck but what else is new?

The best I can with what I GOT!

Nick Cannon to his non-Mariah kids:

Needing multiple streams of income to stay afloat is a societal failure not a personal one. You should be able to afford a comfortable lifestyle with one job. You are not lazy.

One of my favorite quotes😂😂

Happy Birthday, Count

Her: "Who's your favourite literary vampire?"
Me: "The one in Sesame Street."
Her: "He doesn't count."
Me: "I can assure you that he does."

--Andy Ryan

Anything below 70 is doing too much

The freaky ass fan choking pictures are so disturbing to me. And the amount of artists that have collaborated with this man in recent years (especially women) is bewildering

Deleting Facebook, getting rid of your Ring camera, and unplugging Alexa are three concrete things you can do to break the chain of surveillance which will undoubtedly be used more and more by state apparatus to nab you or your neighbors.

Don't be an unwitting Fed or ICE agent. OpSec is solidarity.

Nothing makes sense unless you realize they are trying to tank the WHOLE economy to buy EVERYTHING for the cheap.

a little girl is playing on a red slide ALT: a little girl is playing on a red slide

Good morning!

Sometimes that crack in your armor isn’t a weakness. Light could be trying to get in.

Try to sit with discomfort and uncertainty. You don’t always need to know the next steps or all the answers. I promise.

Anyway, let me go touch some grass! Love ya, bye