Devin Field

he’s going solo backpacking

tell the people

I cover my child’s face with emojis when I post him because I don’t want strangers to recognize him as the kid whose dad is a huge fucking loser.

It’s officially Bluesky After Dark™️. Who here has committed a sin of the flesh and have you made peace with your God?

Pretty fun that in Spanish John Cena’s name is John Dinner.

Finally starting to regret building my entire personality around loving Lightyear, the movie where Buzz isn’t a toy he’s a real guy. Not looking forward to the tattoo removal, will be excruciating.

If we’re looking for a still-not-totally-current update of Name That Tune, we could call it Game of Tones.

Freaking out the babysitter by showing them what to give the baby for the next two feeds and it’s just four fully dressed footlong hot dogs.

I can say from experience that yes, it IS weird to have the President keep posting about how your boss should lose their job - and, therefore, that you should lose your job. It's even weirder when that job is TV comedy.

You guys, Superman was not about Israel and Palestine. It was clearly about Boravia and Jarhanpur. They said it like 100 times.

Free Palestine
Feed Palestine

Trump's gonna be like "We can't talk about Epstein right now, we have to hold a two week vigil for one of our nation's weirdest looking racists."

This is what I keep shouting at people!

more shit needs to look like this

Clipse showed incredible restraint on their new album by waiting until track 3 to say “kilos”

Fuck you

I wish I loved anything as much as my infant son loves the warning label on his new toy.

he asks the question: do we NEED punchlines?

dude saw all my guy-in-the-audience bits and decided he’d had enough

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Love Island USA is worse than Love Island UK because the villa is too ugly and the frame rate is too high.

I said I’d only return to Scott Hasn’t Seen if I could watch a movie where my favorite Republican got a hummer from my favorite Gosford Park cast member.

Happy 4th of July to John Phillip Sousa, who really snapped with that song about our fine feathered friends.

I know it’s Pride Month, but I think it’s ok to make fun of Cuomosexuals.

(Kemp currently awaiting sentencing for second-degree assault)

There is no thunder without the rain.

In these dark times full of cruelty, violence and death, we can all take comfort in one indisputable truth: Rihanna is Smurfette.

2 Is The Magic Number, Live and LIVESTREAMED! Wednesday, June 18, 2025 – 7:00 pm LA - FRANKLIN Two-person improv from your favorite comedians! When only two improvisers take the stage, truly magical things can happen. Join hosts Shaun…

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Shaun can no longer perform in tonight's show with me (he got the call to join Victor Wembanyama on his meditation retreat) so instead I will be joined by THE GREAT LOU WILSON!
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