Devin Field

Seeing a lot of fucking losers online roasting Claire Danes for… what, exactly? Acting her damn ass of? Carrying an entire series with her commitment and emotional authenticity? Locking down another Emmy nomination? Fuck off.

home alone with my son for the first time this weekend

I just think Cleto was quietly one of the coolest band leaders in late night and I will really miss seeing him every day.

honey tonight let’s

I’ve never done cocaine, does it feel at all like reading the last 40 pages of a book?

my thoughts exactly

Some of you commies don’t get it, but failing to meet the moment is actually the smartest thing you can do.

Anyone else get one of these this morning??

Look, it’s tempting to get your shots in now that he’s gone, but let’s be human for a moment, put politics and our own preconceived notions aside and see Dick Cheney for who he really was: the devil.

2 IS THE MAGIC NUMBER IS BACK
11/19 7:00pm @ UCB
hosted by yours truly and Shaun Diston
featuring two certified legends, Jacob Wysocki and Kurt Maloney
live and live-streamed
why not get your ticket now???? could be tight
LINK: ucbcomedy.com/show/2-is-th...

Gonna wear my Mariners hat around LA today like a huge fucking loser.

“I was watching the baseball game” Interesting. I was contemplating solutions to the great global challenges of the 21st century. But your game sounds nice too 🤷‍♂️

Sure, baseball is exciting, but is it any match for the quiet drama of a perfectly crafted haiku?

In A House of Dynamite, Kathryn Bigelow asks us the question, "What would we do if the unthinkable happened? No, seriously, I'm asking, what would we do?"

if only there was an entire genre of music that could help me cope with this

RFK leave my family the fuck alone challenge

me in LA this week

Jennifer Garner in a credit card commercial: “You may know me from my other job…” not really, I mostly know you from this now.

2 IS THE MAGIC NUMBER TONIGHT
Free for UCB Students
Live and Live-Streamed
7:00pm
feat.
Lauren Holt & Kale Hills
c'mon now
TICKETS: ucbcomedy.com/show/2-is-th...

Always funny when conservatives slam leftists by saying they “hate America.” Yeah, I’m allowed to, I’m from here!

2 Is The Magic Number, Live and LIVESTREAMED! Wednesday, October 15, 2025 – 7:00 pm LA - FRANKLIN Two-person improv from your favorite comedians! When only two improvisers take the stage, truly magical things can happen. Join hosts Shaun…

TWO IS THE MAGIC NUMBER
it's next week and it's gonna be hot
10/15 7:00pm
Live at UCB and livestreamed everywhere!
ucbcomedy.com/show/2-is-th...

Detroit blasting Nirvana to hype the crowd up to root against SEATTLE? To speak plainly: eat shit.

let’s go Ms

No real insight on the day's events, just wanted to say that I think Pam Bondi looks like actress Collette Wolfe of the Hot Tub Time Machine franchise.

I love television and I love Jimmy Kimmel Live

not you you’re cool

Are any of the dozens of media outlets that reported that Jimmy had been fired and the show had been canceled going to bother to correct that or will they simply continue to suck shit?

Good news: they’ve restored my constitutional right to be a dipshit on national television!

Someone needs to fix this before I write a Long, Sincere Post. Nobody wants to read that shit!!!