Devin Field

let’s go Ms

No real insight on the day's events, just wanted to say that I think Pam Bondi looks like actress Collette Wolfe of the Hot Tub Time Machine franchise.

I love television and I love Jimmy Kimmel Live

not you you’re cool

Are any of the dozens of media outlets that reported that Jimmy had been fired and the show had been canceled going to bother to correct that or will they simply continue to suck shit?

Good news: they’ve restored my constitutional right to be a dipshit on national television!

Someone needs to fix this before I write a Long, Sincere Post. Nobody wants to read that shit!!!

don’t really wanna live in this country anymore tbh

2 Is The Magic Number, Live and LIVESTREAMED! Wednesday, September 17, 2025 – 7:00 pm LA - FRANKLIN Two-person improv from your favorite comedians! When only two improvisers take the stage, truly magical things can happen. Join hosts Shaun…

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Veterinary physician, heel thyself.

The Summer I Turned Against My Capitalist Oppressors

Terrible sketch idea: a bigoted dessert enthusiast trying to enjoy The Great British Baking Show, but the beautifully diverse cast keeps getting in the way.

Since becoming a dad, every weekend has felt like this:

I hope that, before we make contact with aliens, we are replaced by bugs as Earth’s dominant species. I think leading with bugs would be our planet putting its best foot forward.

Flew across country with the baby. It was my first time sitting on a plane wearing pants wet with SOMEONE ELSE’S piss!

Does anyone know where I could find information about the inner-workings of a television show called Saturday Night Live? Not sure anyone's ever broken down what a typical week looks like over there.

Can't wait for someone to get fired for pushing the slogan, "I want MS now!"

My only beef with Gen Z is them popularizing the act of covering your mouth when you laugh. Every joke you hear really leaves you gobsmacked? God forbid we let our friends see us experience joy!

Yeah, I like A24: A 24-hour Monk marathon on TBS!

my lawyer: Devin’s will outlines a simple memorial service, but he did specify that his casket should be wrapped in decals of “only the choicest anime babes”…?
my son: how much to dump him in the ground?

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I believe Andrew Cuomo has been dead since the primary (choked on ziti) and his campaign is now just a series of social media posts made by three deranged interns who believe that if he wins they can run the city from underneath a shared trench coat.

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this lead to more dms than I expected (1)

damn can I use that

Everyone at the Korean spa really digs it when I stand naked in the middle of the steam room and try out some new jokes I’ve been working on.

I was in the meeting when we decided that A$AP Rocky is in movies now.

he’s going solo backpacking

tell the people