Mr. Shrink

Sorry lmao. I was joking but seriously, I have no idea what flirting even is. Sometimes people will just be talking and someone will be like "Ooh they're flirting" and I get so confused. what do you mean they are flirting. WHAT IS FLIRTING. Have I been flirting with people my whole life accidentally

Not with randy. LOVE IS HATE AND WAR IS HELL

Or something idk

Is this flirting or something cause I hate it.

Get your lecherous autism out of my science autism right now young man

I feel too aspergers for this conversation so I'm just not gonna have it

Better a virgin than an idiot

Fooling mortal, us fish have no taste for the body of our fellow fish, no need for superficial displays of beauty when you can release your sperm into the water and never SEE a woman. Much more efficient and advanced

Low pain threshold :(

I prefer looking boring anyways. I can get all the weird stares I want just by being myself.

I'm special that way.

Well yeah it's gonna hurt if you eat pussy right after getting your lips peirced...

Actually I say this like I've ever gotten anything peirced I'm too boring to get peircings.

Thst happens with a lot of neurological conditions. No autistic people I know do it so I guess I don't associate it with that...

Don't tongue piercings feel good for the sucked party I swear that's a thing

Ask: am I allowed to headcanon Brad as autistic

Yes, of course! Listen, as long as it's not something wildly fucked up I'm fine with anyone headcanoning or drawing whatever of my characters.

Fun fact, the characters I have with autism are Edward (from his Fragile-x), Avery (the adoptive son), and Shi and his dad have aspergers.

Then get one coward

You're telling me

Request: Uncle Nathan gives Jonah a blowjob training and Simon watches in Jealousy

Jonah on his knees getting throat training from Uncle Nathan, who seems very pleased with Jonah's progress. Jonah is rubbing his nipple with one hand and holding a yearbook Photo of Simon with the other. Hot.

Didn't have enough room for Simon in this / got a little lazy but here hehe. Hope the yearbook photo makes up for it.

I am weirdly infatuated with the detail of Nathan caressing Jonah's fin... idk it's a turn on I guess.

The itsy bitsy tiny swim trunks are what make me laugh.

fish shrink

Swim bladder

Freak... ORCAS ARENT FISH
Unless you were talking to my dead body parts because I am

Aw that sucks. At least feed me to an orca to give it a taste for human flesh, it's my last wish.

I'm dead

Too late , you murderer

This is killing me

Don't worry they are perfectly happy... the monster knows about the shrinks comically huge wardrobe of the exact same pair of trunks and is VERY... very... happy

The swimtrunk eating pool monster caresses the shrinks shoulder. The shrink seems uh... very nervous.

BFFs

i’m doing any thing but finishing my drawing of jason with cat ears🏊 ignore his arm @mr-shrink.bsky.social

This is amazing

Good to know my throwaway gag character has entertained people.

Free speech for Zzzzachariah

And double the Z's!

A Jasperware portrait of Jadakira the minoan slave. He has a sign hanging around his neck in Greek, reading "JADAKIRA - Handsome Minoan Moron" the background is Wedgewood blue, with a beveled relief of the man.

Jasperware portrait of Jadakira with I think better spelling?? I tried lol. I changed the last word from "spoils" to "moron" just for fun.