Jarna 🦔 (Majima stan)

Jarna 🦔 (Majima stan)

@jarna.bsky.social

Apparently old Yorkshire lass abroad, loves cats, games, naps and gin. Spod for always. Chances are if I'm posting I'm probably slightly tipsy She/her/they 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

235 Followers 256 Following 1,750 Posts Joined Sep 2023
5 months ago

Velcro

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5 months ago

Mitt barn började med att kunna klara bara tre dagar i veckan i grundskola och "jag kommer aldrig att kunna få ett jobb" till 5 dagar i veckan i gymnasiet och yrkesgymnasiebetyg med en bra chans att skaffa ett jobb, och det är bara pga bra lärare och anpassningar som aldrig störde andra elever

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5 months ago

I am a cat person till I catch somebody else's cat stalking my favourite squirrel Tufty in my garden and then you better believe I'm out there hissing at it till it runs away (Tufty had the cheek to shout at me for making him run up a tree)

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5 months ago

I just made retro school dinner style chocolate sponge with chocolate custard and the world is temporarily a much nicer place

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8 months ago

I can get behind this theory 100%

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8 months ago

Not helped by the lovely menopausal lady I recently read who wrote that her moods tended to be "today one of us is going to jail and one to hospital and I don't know which will be me" which really resonated

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8 months ago

Taking my enby kiddo to the UK for a visit next month and my catastrophising brain is busy considering all the ways I could/should react in case of people being arseholes in public bathrooms (which I obviously hope won't happen)

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10 months ago

Cricket whites for me but your doctor is a close second

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10 months ago
A tabby and white cat in a cream coloured fleece bed stares into the distance

Also this handsome old man (who is not a fan of having his picture taken) is 16 today

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10 months ago

If you were my daughter I'd be super proud of you, you got this ^^

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10 months ago
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10 months ago

That sounds really good, I'll definitely have to try that ty!

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10 months ago

I will, thanks! Onions are a big no go though so I don't think there's any French onion soup in her future, but I love it so maybe in mine!

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10 months ago

I've just ordered this for my eldest who apparently recently spent 2 months living off Ben&Jerry's for dinner, she's very excited to get it but now I just have to cross my fingers that she actually uses it to cook proper food..

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10 months ago

The properest of responses

(although I personally am a fan of chilli sauce on the door handles and along the windscreen wipers)

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10 months ago

A bit like how game wishlist sale emails hitting my inbox when I'm sad not mad and tired end up with my bank balance down and my game backlog up

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10 months ago

One day someone will catch me at exactly the wrong moment when I have the mad and not the hot and I will end up in jail

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10 months ago

Menopause rage makes me mad enough to take on the entire world but also too hot and too tired to actually do it

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10 months ago

This is a genuinely good idea.

Cis people having trans people’s backs and showing service providers how bad for business transphobia is:

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10 months ago
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National CASA/GAL federal funding terminated Without these funds, the work of CASA/GAL programs across the country will be impacted along with more than 200,000 children...

@wyden.senate.gov On behalf of my fellow OR CASA advocates: Why is CASA having federal grants terminated, and how exactly is a program that advocates for abused and neglected children not, ya know, "protecting American children"? Make it make sense please.
nationalcasagal.org/national-cas...

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10 months ago

Friendly bystander running interference is also a great idea if you feel safe to do so.

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10 months ago
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10 months ago
A brown garden shed with a white window

Finns det någon som vill ha en jättefin 60-tals lekstuga/redskapsbod typ 6 kvadrat? Gratis mot nedmontering 🤷

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10 months ago

The lovely shed in our garden has been there at least 60 years, but now the council have decided that as it encroaches a meter into their (unusable) land, it has to be demolished (or moved which is easier said than done)

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10 months ago
My cat Charles and his personal valet Jim with my 2021 book Notebook. The front cover of the 2022 paperback of my short book, Notebook, which includes a hedgehog and quotes from Stephen Fry and Marian Keyes. The back cover of the 2022 paperback of my book Notebook.

Here's a crazy idea: I've decided to give away 300 (300!) signed books on Bluesky today. Who knows if this will work but let's see, shall we? Be in the first 300 to reply to this & you can have one.(Limiting the offer to UK but happy to send overseas if people cover the postage.)
More info below...

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10 months ago

🧵NOT BY ME, this is a post from someone who wants to remain anonymous but works extensively with trans people pre-transition. They were asked by someone “why do you think that’s so much [coverage of trans people] in the news at the moment?”

This was their response:

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10 months ago

I think what I need is somewhere big enough to live minimalist but with one room that has ALL THE THINGS in it

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10 months ago

Thanks, that is both helpful and not at all :p

(but also describes exactly how I feel)

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10 months ago

I love my *stuff* but I've also just radically decluttered my house to sell it and I also love the minimalism we have now. Is it possible to be a minimalist and a maximalist at the same time?

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10 months ago

Ngl anybody who tries to confront my gnc teen in a bathroom while I'm there is going to get a smart punch in the face and fuck the consequences

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