Toxic women are hot in theory AND reality btw.

Clearly better deal.

Knife can make me wife >///<

so much smut would be so hot if there just weren't men in it.
kill the patriarch in your head. become a toxic lesbian.

I hate the word pedophile for creating a false equivalence between thought crime and torture.

wow boobs thanks boobs

HOLY FUCK I'M YURI

Today I am learning that insisting we shouldn't aggressively police what teens do online is "borderline predatory" and a "pedo talking point".

I'm sure the people who cyberstalk teens and harass them for expressing themselves are much safer, though.

People will complain about how age verification laws impede adults from doing things they want to, but so few people will dare make the claim that teens deserve to be able to look at porn, too.

You did it when you were younger and you turned out fine, maybe even better for it. Why not them, too?

Am I safe 🥺

Wish I cou get plappy valentine day:(

Love wins 🫶

youre welcome mason❤️

Do have kiss me too :3

Siscon implies the existence of Sis-noncon, and frankly I think these are the discoveries our greatest minds really ought be focused on

baste me in mayonnaise and throw me in the garbage

What say when talk about Greg abbot :

I no have gun. Can throw really hard?

You cou mawy us 🥺

Mao ony couple letter way from meow :3

Mmmmm I guess forgive you. xP

i need to become a priest so i can officiate weddings but turn away all the straggots

Shoo baby? Meanie 😤

Ony Biden I wou vote for

I lowkirkenuinely did not kno ths. 🙏

Is it bad to fall in love with cupid? Again?

a flow diagram that says "Are you beautiful" and splits into yes and no. if you choose no you get zapped until you say "yes" and if you say yes you get called a good girl!

"i'm not pretty"
"yeah all girls but me"
"that'd be nice if it were true"

sometimes all you need is a little bit of help undoing the damage that others did to your pretty head

an all-at-once solution

Even funnier if this was like the third son that the wizard had done it to :p

Wonderful jus like you :3.

Now go SLAY 💅✨️🩸

Yes. Maybe just make sure have access to communication of some sort at all time if something... unfortunate, happen to vocal chord.

So long as injury not fatal an not saveable should have access to give in.