It’s always important to remember that today is a major religious holiday for a lot of people. So make sure to wish your mutuals a happy 4/20!

A light brown dog with its mouth open and its tongue lulling out of its mouth in a way that almost looks like a smile.

My sick dog mikey. He loves Barry Manilow, so we’ve been listening to that.

I have acquired a legend.

AMAB (Assigned Mustang At Birth), transitioned to a ford.

worldwithoutcaesars.com

Then let the government shut down you traitor!

A worn down “please scoop your dog’s poop” sign that only says please

Please

It’s the little things that really matter.

A picture of a single orange and pink hued rose on a bush. Stands in contrast to the bush.

A picture of a single orange and pink hued rose on a bush. Stands in contrast to the bush. Viewed from a slightly different angle.

Saw this flower while walking my dog today.

Top 3/4ths. White text on black background. Text: JURORS CAN SAY (In red) “NOT GUILTY” WHEN PEOPLE BREAK UNJUST LAWS Bottom 1/4th. Grey text on white background. Symbols of police badges with a line struck through them with the words “COPBLOCK.COM” on the line. Text: If it shouldn’t be a crime they shouldn’t do the time.

Posting this for no particular reason.

Do you want to build a snowman, you MONSTER??

guy i drew super inspired by @wheezynot.bsky.social

All we have to do is convince Biden that Luigi is his son

i don’t know anything about technology so for all i know 1080p is the highest quality video has ever gotten and can ever get

Sick guy: I THINK I MIGHT NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.. LEMME CONSULT THE FLOWCHART... Flowchart: "SHOULD I GO TO THE DOCTOR (OR DENTIST) *A single arrow points to another card* "IT IS TOO LATE FOR YOU USE YOUR FINAL DAYS TO TERRORIZE AND ELIMINATE HEALTH EXECUTIVES TO ENACT REAL CHANGE" *sick guy, dressed like Rambo*: cough cough

sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic

drew him. @anoriginaljoke.bsky.social

for @papa-zee.bsky.social

While riding in the car with my sibling on a road trip, listening to audiobooks, I came up with a new game: Drain, Enthrall, Turn.
It’s like Fuck, Marry, Kill but you’re a vampire deciding who they will; Drain for their blood/power; Enthrall as a mortal servant; Turn into an immortal vampire.

Index card color drawing of The Mole Man from the MCU, saying "Fuck surface dwellers". Drawn several years ago.

Hellhound

"My mommie protects me because she loves me."

Tomorrow will be even better. 🌻✨🌙

Cold Air xkcd.com/3016

Bolero's Wisdom - Gator Days

Meowdas fooortnite

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other