Got up way too early to make it to my daughter's state bowling championship, which is an incredibly white event. I'm pretty sure my daughter and I are the only people wearing masks, as well.
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Got up way too early to make it to my daughter's state bowling championship, which is an incredibly white event. I'm pretty sure my daughter and I are the only people wearing masks, as well.
09.02.2026 17:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Useth racism and bigotry to distracteth thine people from thine crimes."- Republicanus 2:5
08.02.2026 15:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In another example of petty bullshit by the Taco Regime, the State Department is going to delete every post on Twitter that was put up before they returned to power.
07.02.2026 15:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 018 years ago, I became a dad, still the best moment of my life, and I'm so proud of the person she's become.
06.02.2026 15:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Very cool, layoffs and hiring are the worst since The Great Recession! I guess this is how we make Murica great again...?
05.02.2026 15:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh my gawd, the Taco Regime is investigating Nike for discrimination... Against white employees. Yeah, I'm sure that's totally real, and definitely not some white supremacist bullshit from the orange taco.
05.02.2026 06:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Douchebag chuds: "Mental health treatment is for the weak! Therapy is for cowards and sissies!"
Same chuds: "Why is veteran suicide so common?!"
It's crazy how things are so fucked up that hardly anyone is paying attention to a government shutdown entering its fourth day, or the massive missile strikes Russia has been launching at Ukrainian power infrastructure and innocent civilians.
03.02.2026 15:33 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Something flying under the radar is the Taco Regime rolling back environmental and safety regulations for all new nuclear power plants. Again, what could possibly go wrong?!
03.02.2026 07:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No big deal, just the orange taco saying his party should run all elections. Luckily, things like that NEVER lead to corruption, suppression, or one party authoritarian rule...
02.02.2026 22:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today is the first day of Black History Month, or as the MAGAts call it "Why do [Slur] get a month, where's white people's holidays?!"
01.02.2026 22:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Promoteth thine favorite prostitute's imaginary life story to distracteth from thou declaring war upon thine people and violating children."- Republicanus 26:30
01.02.2026 15:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dad brag moments:
My daughter aced all of her finals again, is still carrying a 4.0, and is currently the valedictorian.
And today she helped carry her high school bowling team to the state championships!
So this round of the Trumpstein files are brutally graphic and describe the orange taco raping multiple children, as well as naming plenty of prominent wealthy white men. The silence from the RepubliQan Party, most elected Democrats, the wealthy elite, and the mainstream media is deafening.
31.01.2026 18:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0FYI, the orange taco suing the IRS for leaking his tax records is confirmation that the documents published by various news sources in the past 10 years are real, despite his claims to the contrary. It's also a blatant cash grab from the government that he controls.
31.01.2026 06:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of the weirdest traits of toxic masculinity to me is the complete disdain or outright disgust for any sort of safety protocols, measures, or equipment. What is "manly" about injuring or endangering yourself stupidly?
30.01.2026 22:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I really hope I get a shackle near the window on the train to the "shower" camp when my turn comes.
30.01.2026 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The day is starting with the arrests of multiple journalists, but this is totally not a fascist authoritarian regime...
30.01.2026 13:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The people who believe that a fake assassination attempt where someone's ear magically regrew within 2 days was real are trying to say a drunk MAGAt spraying vinegar on Ilhan Omar was staged.
29.01.2026 17:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exactly which one of those "restrictions" is going to protect innocent people from the Gestapo?
29.01.2026 15:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sonuvabitch, Upchuck Schumer is negotiating with the orange taco on a spending bill that continues to fund the ICEholes and DHS as a whole, with the bullshit limitations of no masks, body cameras, and use of force that is the same as local law enforcement.
29.01.2026 15:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0and is an all around arrogant asshole.
29.01.2026 02:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So apparently there is a big kerfuffle over creepy groomer and well known football rule breaker Bill Belicheat not getting into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, because his supporters want everyone to overlook the fact that he sucked without Tommy, cheated multiple times as a head coach,
29.01.2026 02:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've just gotta laugh my ass off at the "Latinas for Trump" founder being stopped at the airport and briefly questioned because she speaks Spanish, and her family has been hassled by ICEholes. She really doesn't believe this is what she voted for, despite the fact we ALL told her it was.
28.01.2026 02:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't look now, but India and the EU have reached a massive trade agreement that further makes US trade insignificant for both, while the orange taco reneges on agreements he made with other nations just weeks ago.
27.01.2026 17:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just a reminder, people know who the ICEholes are, they have neighbors, family, disgruntled former coworkers, etc. During and after WWII, resistance movements throughout Europe would either ambush Nazis and collaborators at their houses or on their way out, or sometimes just blow the house up.
27.01.2026 04:46 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0the ICEhole murderers are still at large, and the DOJ is still refusing to investigate.
27.01.2026 03:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Greg Himmler Bovino has been relieved of his post, and is being returned to his dumpster, and the Taco Regime is backtracking heavily on their stance against Minnesota.
Unfortunately, Upchuck Schumer is trying to convince Senate Democrats to cave in and fund the ICEholes,
The Gestapo is destabilizing the country and summarily executing people, while the US military builds up in the Middle East, half the country is being obliterated by a devastating cold storm, and the Trumpstein files are still buried.
26.01.2026 18:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have multiple of those types of respirators, too, but I mean I have literal military style gas masks that protect against chemical and biological weapons.
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