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"Demandeth that other kingdoms createth awards to fete thou with." - Republicanus 12:5

07.12.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you imagine the RepubliQan and media uproar if Obama or Biden was awarded a fake trophy and they not only accepted it, but put the medal on themselves?!

07.12.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I support moving the World Corrupt Cup out of blue cities in the US to cities in Canada and Mexico.

05.12.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here at a relatively not busy SeaTac, yet security took forever, because they had one security screener for us common folk.
And I had McDonald's breakfast for the first time since they ended the all day breakfast menu.

05.12.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tomorrow at way too early in the morning, I begin my epic odyssey from 40 ish and rainy Seattle area to under 20 and snowy Minneapolis, before driving down to sunnyish 70 Sarasota, before flying back to the 40s and rain. Let me know if you're between Minneapolis and Florida and want to run into me.

05.12.2025 06:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you see that the FBI framed someone for the Jan 6 pipe bombs in order to distract from the war crimes the Taco Administration is committing?

04.12.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just finished Death By Lightning on Netflix, and it was SO good! Excellent casting, great acting, and illuminates the great loss this country suffered when Garfield was assassinated. I highly recommend watching it, if you can.

04.12.2025 05:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's also completely misusing "fog of war," because he's a drunk with no idea what he's talking about.

03.12.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the least shocking news ever, the Inspector General found that Kegseth endangered the lives of military personnel and jeopardized multiple missions when he drunk texted classified military plans to a bunch of random people on unsecured group messages.

03.12.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The US is failing to observe World AIDS Day this year, and I guess that's because the Taco Administration wants to Make AIDS Great Again.

02.12.2025 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I totally missed that the orange taco said the MRI on his brain found "absolutely nothing" and that presidents going way back to George Washington have all had MRIs on their brains. I mean, I know a scan of his brain would find nothing, and his statement is proof.

02.12.2025 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love how the Taco Administration is playing hot potato with whom ordered the boats to be blown up, and everyone beneath the orange taco is realizing that they're the ones who are going to be held responsible.

02.12.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe it's just me, but if someone keeps getting MRIs regularly, but has no idea what part of the body the scans are even looking at, I don't believe they're competent enough to be president.

01.12.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The MAGAts used to claim to only be opposed to "illegal" immigration, and said that people needed to do it "the right way," but now that the orange taco is attempting to halt legal immigration and asylum, while deporting legal residents, they're cheering it on. It was always only about racism.

01.12.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Condemneth thine kingdom's military heroes to covereth thine shirking of duty and to hideth thine crimes against children of thine nation."- Republicanus 11:25

30.11.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can someone explain how the orange taco believes that he can close Venezuelan airspace via a tweet, without international approval or even US Congress authorizing military action...?

29.11.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're trying to argue the specific age range that qualifies as pedophilia, noting age of consent in different states, or pointing out the fine points that differentiate statutory rape from sexual assault, you're not on the right side of anything, but you're definitely on the rwhite wing side.

29.11.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So I really don't think drugs are why those boats are being destroyed.

29.11.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The orange taco is ordering boats to be blown up and to leave no survivors, allegedly because of drugs, while also pardoning the former president of Honduras, who was convicted of smuggling drugs and guns into the US, only one year into his 45 year sentence.

29.11.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One person born in Afghanistan shoots a couple Guardsmen who shouldn't have even been in DC, and now the Taco Administration is going to attempt to deport everyone born in Afghanistan, but a few thousand pieces of MAGAt shit attacked the Capitol, and they get elected to office and pardoned.

28.11.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember, today is supposed to celebrate how a bunch of undocumented immigrants were welcomed by the people already living here, so if you're opposed to any form of immigration into the US, you're not allowed to celebrate Thanksgiving.

27.11.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I made a truly terrible decision today. I decided to stop at the grocery store on my way back from work...
Yes, I forgot tomorrow is Thanksgiving.

26.11.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a reminder that almost all of the plastic in the ocean is from industrial dumping or commercial fishing, and almost none from consumers.

26.11.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So the people whose "professional" experience are things like being TV talk show hosts, WWE promoters, fucking a couch and writing a bad book about it, and bankrupting every possible business venture ever while trafficking children + robbing charities are saying nursing degrees aren't professional?!

25.11.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While the orange taco is busy destroying the US, let's not forget that he's also actively selling out Ukraine and NATO to Russia.

25.11.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, it looks like the Taco Administration has already completely scrubbed Leon Muck's DOUCHE crew from the government already, despite supposedly having 8 months left on their charter and office leases. That doesn't sound like efficient use of tax dollars.

24.11.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see while I was busy yesterday that Margarine Traitor Gangrene is resigning and the orange taco is dreaming of choking on Mamdani's bubba next, and I'm just surprised as hell.

22.11.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the greatest of ironies, I forgot that today is Transgender Day of Remembrance until now. But we can never forget our transgender friends, family, neighbors, and others who lost their lives to transphobia.

21.11.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Next time I hope they decide the US "contractors" are "narco boats," and deal with them the same way the orange taco endorses.

21.11.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The monsters in the Taco Administration are rolling back EPA regulations on threatened and endangered species, requiring ECONOMIC impacts be placed ahead of environmental impacts. It was a decent planet while it lasted.

20.11.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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