The Devil's Stagehand

Democrats are about to discover release of the "files" will not move the needle one bit. Trumpublicans will excuse anything. Release requires veto-proof majority, unlikely due to Trump loyalty. If they fail, Ds must run a relentless "my opponent protects pedophiles" campaign against Rs voting NO.

AI lies and steals the work of creative professionals.

I rarely remember my dreams. But I just woke up from a dream about casting a production of "lnto the Woods" with a lot of Long Island Italian-Americans and let me tell you, this show is going to have a vibe.

I revel in that misery.

The traditional maypole dance is supposed to be all about fertility but nobody is more unfuckable than a bunch of ribbon-flapping clowns skipping and twirling around a big stick.

Changing my office voicemail greeting to "Please send me an email because I don't routinely listen to these messages" has been life-changing.

Twenty-fifth Amendment has been the oligarch plan all along. Vance is currently recruiting the right number of Cabinet members to vote for removal. Vance's owners want him to wait until enough chaos has occurred to ensure removal of Trump will feel like saving the nation.

When I was young, we had Schwinn bicycles with banana seats. Today we have memes.

Net gain.

Remember when Sarah Palin was the stupidest fucking thing in U.S. politics? Those were some good times.

And other vulnerable people who did not ask to be stuck in a house full of monsters.

I can't change the federal government, but I can help protect vulnerable people in my community. I'm running for mayor when I'd much rather be playing video games or reading or sitting on my porch.

Let's do this.

I want to say "Fuck all of y'all." I want to say "I told you so" and "You didn't care enough to vote against it so live with it now." I want to say "I am so goddamn weary of fighting for good government these past thirty-plus years."

But there are children inside.

Before I consider welcoming any allegedly remorseful Trump voter back into my circle, I would need to see proof of non-Republican voter registration and a contribution to a charity helping vulnerable people (minimum 0.5% of their annual income), and not even a hint of racism or misogyny forever.

Why the fxck is anybody surprised to see Trump supporting Russia?

I'm just about to enter...Sprinkle City.

If you know, you know.

I hope everybody has a nice time but it's really just millionaires running around playing catch.

He is hoping to offset the rage that the Time magazine cover causes.

They will never abandon their Dear Leader. The way forward is for Democrats to inspire and mobilize previous nonvoters.

If it's called a tartlet, I don't want it.

A nation built on stolen land has no moral authority to restrict peaceful immigration.

Zoom meeting attendees, what's up with all that hopping and jumping?

Oh yes that inspiring story of a family of white people crossing a border without authorization in order to secure their safety.

So far here’s a list of companies reinforcing their commitment to Diversity, Equity & Inclusion:
Apple
Costco
Bank of America
Delta
JP Morgan
Marriott
Microsoft
Procter & Gamble
Goldman Sachs
American Airlines
Southwest Airlines
United Airlines
Catholic Health

When it all collapses, states north of the Mason-Dixon line and east of the Ohio River with the Pacific NW will beg Canada to annex us, and as good neighbors they will. Mexico takes back Texas, Arizona, California, and New Mexico after brief tussles with a few rednecks. The rest? Trumpish badlands.

Every marginalized and disempowered population includes some who align with the oppressors for personal benefit.

I think the English call it "wuh" to humble it.