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@epsilene.bsky.social

31y/o music producer, ssbm player, occasional vtuber, washed up simracer, trackmania player/mapper β€” pan/poly β€” she/her | πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦β€οΈ

97 Followers  |  129 Following  |  202 Posts  |  Joined: 05.11.2023  |  1.9379

Latest posts by epsilene.bsky.social on Bluesky

discord is gonna catch me playing slippi for 4 hours on a wednesday afternoon and flag me

10.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI don’t like Bad Bunny because I can’t understand Spanish.”

You are WEAK. Weeaboos have been jamming out to songs they don’t understand in Japanese for decades.

09.02.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2197    πŸ” 782    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 42

this aged well

09.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

found two loose rounds of live ammo in the bin we keep random stuff like box cutters and paperclips in at work lol

05.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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oops #nuclearoption

05.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

auto modellista (but only because i pioneered speedrunning it)

04.02.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this looks like it's so bad it's good

03.02.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the pedophile republican cabal makes you do republican makeup and hair otherwise they will kill you

02.02.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1801    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3

FUCK ICE!!!!!!!!!

Seriously. FUCK ICE, FUCK EVERYONE WHO LIKES ICE, AND FUCK EVERYONE RESPONSIBLE FOR ICE!!! They come into our community, force this shit on us, and expect us to think it's okay? We have to act NOW to make sure nadeo doesn't put another ice map in an official trackmania campaign.

01.02.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nono it’s fine, i just didn’t expect the ww3 allied powers to be chinese

31.01.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

reddit how to get into insider trading as an outsider

29.01.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im completely uninterested in 2xko because:

1) the name is fucking stupid

2) 2v2 fighter with only 12 characters

23.01.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so sorry to the roa2 player i just taunted repeatedly in neutral i was using a ps5 controller and kept misclicking the dpad

20.01.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😭

19.01.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the we are number one to we are charlie kirk spectrum

17.01.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

meaning im kind of seeing the vision of falco mains who have a doc secondary he's kinda good for developing better neutral habits for falco players

11.01.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

melee dr mario is kind of like falco if he was worse in every way

11.01.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i bought a bow off amazon for $50 because you can just do shit

10.01.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i want to make an arcade stick that emulates how shitty some irl cabs feel

08.01.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so trump is just bluffing about the greenland thing… right?

07.01.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to dust this one off again

03.01.2026 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5923    πŸ” 3238    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 23

fuck this country. fuck this country and fuck the pedophile dictator who is in charge.

03.01.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5219    πŸ” 998    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 6
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πŸŽ„β˜’ MERRY CHRISTMAS 2025 β˜’πŸŽ„

(1/3)

25.12.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2106    πŸ” 761    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 4
A black and white cat loafing on a bed, staring forward with bright yellow eyes.

A black and white cat loafing on a bed, staring forward with bright yellow eyes.

Wait, where did the Christmas chicken go?
Suspiciously chicken-shaped Uni:

22.12.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2822    πŸ” 651    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 7

happy national short person day to everyone below 6’3”

22.12.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the freakin merry christmas is turning the yuletide gay

21.12.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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kind of mad that ive been having issues with getting super lightheaded/dizzy when standing up and no doctor even mentioned my sleep medication could be causing it

and then yesterday i didn’t take it because i ran out and didn’t have the issue at all

then today i took it again and it was back

14.12.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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