Yesterday I slipped getting in my bathtub which is over two feet high and now a third of my body is purple. Shit is built for Tacko Fall and Wemby when I'm 5'2'' smh.
03.03.2026 16:28 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@mrsceltics.bsky.social
I like long walks from North Station to TD Garden. Childless single renter married to the game, muscle mommy, amateur meme artisan, fantasy sports degenerate, and Bulgarian split squat connoisseur. Shitposts are my own.
Yesterday I slipped getting in my bathtub which is over two feet high and now a third of my body is purple. Shit is built for Tacko Fall and Wemby when I'm 5'2'' smh.
03.03.2026 16:28 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There are probably a lot of NBA coaches who would like to reward "good play" with "more playing time" - but politics, contracts, agents, front office... it all comes becomes a factor.
When Mazzulla says this, it's not just lip-service, he's backed it up all year.
Another Celtics birthday! Happy Birthday to Jordan Walsh!
03.03.2026 14:15 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Birthday to Jayson Tatum! Only a matter of time before we see you on the floor again.
03.03.2026 11:23 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Bleeding green
03.03.2026 03:44 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I had to miss most of the game but holy shit what a night from Hugo.
18 points, 16 rebounds, 3 steals, 2 blocks, 1 assist, 1 woman in love with his hustle
Cream City is very dry
03.03.2026 02:45 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Celtics blowout with no Jaylen Brown and Queta. You love to see it.
03.03.2026 02:42 — 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Kuzma DNP 😂🫢
03.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Garza brings incredible hustle
03.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm on a hike in the evening looking at exotic frogs but I gotta say I'm so excited Hugo is starting
03.03.2026 00:38 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A little surreal
02.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More wholesome Celtics content to cleanse your feed 💚
02.03.2026 15:08 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Good morning
02.03.2026 14:55 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Watching Celtics win on a volcano hits different
02.03.2026 03:45 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When someone asks if the Celtics are good
02.03.2026 03:40 — 👍 46 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Career-high 27 points for Neemias Queta. 17 rebounds and 3 blocks too. Absolutely monster game for the Celtics starting center.
02.03.2026 03:38 — 👍 59 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1Celtics 40-20!!!
02.03.2026 03:37 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Call me if you Neemi
02.03.2026 03:36 — 👍 34 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Edgecomb trying to lock arms with Derrick White, he's just like me fr
02.03.2026 03:34 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0QUETA AND ONEEEEE
02.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just got to my hotel to illegally stream the end of the Celtics. I'M HERE GUYS
02.03.2026 03:29 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Embiid was clearly ducking Queta
02.03.2026 02:27 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I just touched down in Costa Rica for the week. If Tatum comes back while I'm here hiking a volcano, the only thing that's going to erupt is me
01.03.2026 21:21 — 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 10 📌 0Thank you! I'll be streaming the Celtics in the jungle and on the beach 😂
01.03.2026 20:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you! I'll be streaming the Celtics in the jungle and on the beach 😂
01.03.2026 20:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know who you're talking to 😂
01.03.2026 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Seeing Brunson flop on a plane is extra annoying
01.03.2026 18:37 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0I’m beginning to think that FIFA peace prize doesn’t mean all that much
01.03.2026 17:52 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0