@mrsceltics.bsky.social
I like long walks from North Station to TD Garden. Childless single renter, muscle mommy, amateur meme artisan, fantasy sports degenerate, and Bulgarian split squat connoisseur. Shitposts are my own.
I used to go to the gym to look good, now I go to stay sane
25.11.2025 20:05 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That is the obvious preference! I even have an old shirt stating such. I am saying this is a reliable scale to help me determine how much I actually like someone, I hate missing games!
25.11.2025 17:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My litmus text for a partner is if I would miss a Celtics game for them. It must be true love if I miss a Celtics playoff game for you. A Finals game? Yeah that's the guy I gotta marry to be worth it.
25.11.2025 16:49 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Happy Birthday to Josh "Why Not" Minott!
25.11.2025 15:02 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0This is indeed surprising...
25.11.2025 13:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking at myself in the mirror after applying whitening strips for the first time in my life
25.11.2025 05:04 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Our boys hooping on and off the court
25.11.2025 04:17 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Just saw that now, that was dirty
25.11.2025 04:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The only person Jauan Jennings should be fighting is Purdy
25.11.2025 04:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm 5'2'' and I can attempt a FG better than that
25.11.2025 03:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Especially when you have Rico and Chuba running...
25.11.2025 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Real winners watch The Town 10 or 15 times
25.11.2025 03:08 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0For real
25.11.2025 02:43 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Shanahan guaranteed CMC fantasy owner
25.11.2025 02:40 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Riveting first half of MNF
25.11.2025 02:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Spending 1+ hour thinking about what food to get takeout/delivered only to cook has plagued me this year
25.11.2025 00:41 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saluting you from Boston, Jazz are lucky to have you 🫡
25.11.2025 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here's the vid 🥹🫶🏻
Derrick dishing dimes and babies
Everton red card for Gueye slapping Keane, yeah I'm into soccer baby
24.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The 2-9 Saints with a big backlog of controversies is too scripted. I'd rather my team miss every kick than have him on the team...
24.11.2025 17:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bluesky Celtics community should be grateful they only have to read my reactions, not hear them. This is why I prefer to watch games alone...
24.11.2025 16:59 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Me showing up to work everyday this holiday season:
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