The Auto-Matt

The Auto-Matt

@matomattic.bsky.social

A wide range, reasonably priced.

144 Followers 127 Following 388 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 day ago

FFS, it’s so blatantly clear that LNP MP’s have the ABC on speed dial when the party ‘orator’ Tehan can hold a press conference to announce NOTHING #auspol

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1 day ago

Yep, another game lost by bad kicking. Sigh

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1 day ago

2.7 - cost them the game, dagnammit.

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1 day ago

<chuckles>

Imagine being Gail Furness.

Being offered the The Inspector of the National Anti-Corruption Commission, thinking yeah - institutional oversight. Serious role tweaking the highest anti-corruption body in Australia.

Probably now thinking "I need 160 staff just to deal with these twats"

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1 day ago
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Memo to The Age: no-one gives a flying f#ck

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2 days ago
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2 days ago

Only if it's called The Trump Expressway.

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2 days ago

the last words of the last press conference of the American empire will be:

THE ARISTOCRATS!

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2 days ago

No-one has been prosecuted for #robodebt. The NACC is a sick joke. You are ushering in a One Nation govt by your timidity and donor-centric policies.

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2 days ago

Labor gets things done. Things that Scott Morrison wanted done. You have to elect Labor to get the Liberal Party policies enacted.

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2 days ago

the rockets didn't kill me, or most of my colleagues, but they ruined my brain for the rest of my life.

Don't let people you care about join the military.

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2 days ago

Ooh I love Finding Out!

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3 days ago

I had such high hopes for him at the start, when he seemed like a reasonable intelligent person. But the greasy pole seduces them all in the end.

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4 days ago
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4 days ago

"Protecting Australia and it's interests" now includes providing mercenary forces to defend middle eastern dictatorships from the consequences of their alliances.

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5 days ago
Preview
End Of Summer Movie AMA Livestream ! YouTube video by Terry Talks Movies

youtube.com/live/MlF12E4... Here's the link to this morning's livestream. We got a troll but dealt with him. :-)

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5 days ago

I get it now. The hard hats are to protect Saints supporters from falling hopes & dreams

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5 days ago

Someone thought that was very profound. That someone is a dickhead.

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5 days ago
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Transiting Melbourne (Naarm) On A Busy Day YouTube video by Terry Travels

New video. Crossing #Melbourne #Naarm on the most difficult day of the year. youtu.be/Hvy1mDzJYT8

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6 days ago

Every conservative man just wants to sexually interfere with men, the closer to rape the better.

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1 week ago
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Science Fiction Saturday: Time After Time God Told Me To YouTube video by Terry Talks Movies

New video. Two 1970s science fiction movies that are more than just pew pew zoom zoom. youtu.be/vAgOcwf_TEg

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1 week ago

If you're going after the Quakers, you probably need to take a good, long, hard look at yourself in the mirror.

Because it's almost guaranteed that you are the problem here.

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1 week ago

and it seems to have been an unarmed ship, not participating in hostilities, from a nation not at "war" with the US. A crime.

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1 week ago
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The Maddest Stories Ever Told : Spider Baby & Bloodsucking Freaks YouTube video by Terry Talks Movies

New video. Two mad, transgressive horror movies from the 60s and 70s. youtu.be/EcLxiJarIrY

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1 week ago

Ladies and gentlemen, the ‘Alternative Treasurer’

Long history of either not knowing , or bending facts to fit narrative (I.e. lying) does Tim

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1 week ago

One of the greats.

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1 week ago
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Kyle and Jackie O’s controversial breakfast radio show taken off air after hosts fall out Australian Radio Network announcement claims Jacqueline Henderson said she ‘cannot continue to work’ with Sandilands

In the bin with these vapid cretins, 3RRR Breakfasters has rediscovered their mojo in 2026 and I'm loving it

www.theguardian.com/media/2026/m...

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1 week ago
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RIP Kyle and Jackie O, 2000-2026

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1 week ago

BREAKING: the guy from UP fucking sucks now.

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1 week ago

hahahahahaha these fucking freaks

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