@rocknorris.bsky.social

77 Followers 90 Following 70 Posts Joined Jan 2025
4 months ago
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4 months ago

Do you ever feel like we are running out of words to describe ::gestures broadly at everything:: ALL THIS? Because I do. I’m surprised a whole new word hasn’t just evolved out of this.

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4 months ago

Well, this just became my new favorite account…

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10 months ago

F’ing WHAT?!? What’re they gonna do? Hang up if you say you’re gay? WTAF?

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1 year ago
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Charlie Angus / The Resistance | Substack Author, musician, political veteran. Author of 9 published books. Dangerous Memory: Coming of Age in the Decade of Greed, House of Anansi Press. Grievous Angels Last Call for Cinderella, spring 2024.

Charlie Angus - The Resistance is my new substack forum where I will take a deeper dive into the issues of resistance in this new dark age.

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11 months ago

Stuck in my head Vol 1:
“I don't know where you're going
But do you got room for one more troubled soul?
I don't know where I'm going
But I don't think I'm coming home
And I said, "I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead"
This is the road to ruin and we're starting at the end.”

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1 year ago
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Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.

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1 year ago
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Bluesky CEO: imagine a 'world without Caesars' Jay Graber dunks on Mark Zuckerberg without mentioning his name.

the feminine urge to

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1 year ago
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Wayne Gretzky's the Great One, but is he a great Canadian? | This Hour Has 22 Minutes YouTube video by 22 Minutes

So the “Governor” thing came from GRETZKY?!? youtu.be/_2xzQojmf5E?...

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1 year ago

I really started following Kara after The Daily Show interview. Might I be so bold as to suggest everyone follow..?

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1 year ago

Once I a while, my mind harkens back to the 1600 blanket pardon (remember that?!?). Like, Trump could literally authorize The Purge and say “I’ll just pardon you all the next day. Have fun!” So… I guess I’m saying that I really wish they’d pushed for more SCOTUS seats under Biden.

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1 year ago

I don’t think these nincompoops are that sophisticated, but if you fired everyone, then said “my bad, come back,” wouldn’t most of those who came back be those who desperately NEED to be back? And therefore be the easier ones to abuse going forward? Like this was a fucked-up loyalty test?

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1 year ago

Please, no. Digg (remember them?) said that the worst thing they ever did was go public. For all the money it brought in, every four months you had to turn everything over to an anonymous gang of people who you’d never meet but who would tell you exactly what to do with your company or throw you out

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1 year ago
Google maps screenshot of the Drake passage between South America and Antarctica

If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

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1 year ago

So she *DOES* have a threshold?!?

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1 year ago

I’m excited for fake agency DOGE to get to the Space X and Tesla contracts worth billions. That will save a ton!

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1 year ago

Well, it is *now*.

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1 year ago
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a man in a striped shirt and tie is sleeping Alt: From the movie Wanted, a sweaty James McEvoy can be seen extremely breathing heavily while flustered and attempting to cool himself down by waving a handful of papers at his own face.
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1 year ago

Here’s a fun trick: start a new X account (use burner email) on a brand new device, and guess whose name is the *FIRST* suggested person to follow? The algorithm starts with him. That’s all he wants. A personal fan club that agrees with everything he thinks.

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1 year ago

Any businesses out there tired of being jerked around yet?

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1 year ago

And as Jon Stewart pointed out on The Daily Show on Monday night, the “awful deal” with Canada that Trump was rhetorically asking “who agreed to this terrible deal?” was HIM. In 2018. In place of NAFTA. There are photos of him signing it and recordings of him saying it was the best deal EVER. #OMFG

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1 year ago

Kyle, I know you’re in a hurry to break this story, but please turn autocorrect back ON.

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1 year ago
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This is so good.

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1 year ago

So after ALL THAT — the unrequited lecherous love texts from Trump with threats of reprisal if the displays of affection are not reciprocated — Trudeau basically gave him a fake phone number to get him to stop. That’s how all this felt.

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1 year ago

Guess he’d need a really good touch on the deep ball to get out early. #MichaelVick

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1 year ago

To be fair, there were MANY stages at which this could’ve been averted.

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1 year ago

I think there’s a turn breaching the surface in pop media that’s indicative of something deep that people want: forgiveness & support. From Ted Lasso to Carmen Brazatto to Monkey D Luffy, the one “superpower” they all share is their unabashed, unwavering belief in forgiveness, support & friendship.

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1 year ago

Consider this: by his sweeping pardon, Trump could quite literally create “The Purge,” and tell “my fellow Americans, do whatever you want tonight until sunrise tomorrow, and I’ll pardon all of it. Go nuts.” Now does that sound insane? Yes, it does. And yet, that insanity sounds *plausible* now.

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1 year ago

While I do love this speech by Cap, I only love it with Cap being the one saying it. It would become far more chilling coming from the wrong character.

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1 year ago

Seeing openAI complaining that their work has been stolen is objectively hilarious.

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