lousy smarch weather
If I die in your game im uninstalling it, I don't retry, i detry
When he figures it out, he stares slightly up and to the right smiling while soft music plays
Gotta be lipovitan for the Yakuza series value
it's time to be honest with yourself, you didn't rinse that apple, you just got it kinda wet
The fact that one of the most interesting versions of Captain Hook is probably from the 90's Fox's Peter Pan & The Pirates, is kind of crazy.
HA they went hard with his dialog....man I haven't seen this in 20 years.
to the chorus of The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars
Far, Near, Near, Far
Wherever you (ever you)
Are, my heart will go on
Larry and Browt 🍃
excerpt from my Interview with a Vampire:
"So like... nosebleeds?"
if we did not imagine the bullet angry, we'd have to blame the gun
I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head
Why is hyperrealistic donatello looking at me like that
EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY
I wish i had the power to keep listening to what people said in voice calls instead of doing things like this in the background
We want to be the very best
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is our real test
To train them is our cause.
We will travel across the land
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokémon to understand
The power that′s inside… this box of Pokémon Master Trainer tonight on AFK!
twitch.tv/loadingready...
They can take away my freedom, but they can never stop me from snapping my fingers right after i press the start button on the microwave
joseph conrad would have been insufferable on twitter
Nasty, Brutish, and Short, Attorneys at Law
ironically, it's a slippery slope
Howl's Moving Castle in a downtown six-screen. Dad fell asleep. Also Fellowship of the Ring. Dad fell asleep. I was mad because I wanted to watch Ice Age and my brother got to pick instead.
im not attention-seeking, I'm concernmaxxing
I think Okage: Shadow King would have been an instant classic if it were any fun to play
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
shooting up contraband cancer mRNA vaccine behind the Cyber Arby’s in 2034. the Ring camera on the Wells Fargo across the street recognizes my shape using LIDAR and releases an HHS sanctioned Bobby’s Bullet Buddy drone that shoots each of my nuts clean off one at a time
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
"He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub."
You have a lot you deserve to be proud of with this game, but that's gotta be one of the top three.
The Fabula Ultima bestiary refers to its version of the fire flan/fire slime as "Aspicante" and I just think that's really really clever.
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
