James just needs to apply himself

Cat reaching out with multiple shaved spots from surgery

cat staring into camera

Don't worry baby, it'll grow back

knuckle tat ideas:

NICE HATS
DEAD FUCK
2SHY 4YOU
COZY HOME
TOOF HURT
GRAY MARE
RIPT JORT
COWT OOLS
SLIM LIPS
CRAB HEAT
HATE MILK

No, by all means, make yourself comfortable

Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mona Lisa from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney

Had to finally release this from my head

With God, all things are possible. Except the Burt's Steakhouse Four-Pounder Ribeye Challenge

Jesus fucking christ

Fun psychology fact: having an acute and unpleasant reaction to a specific sound is called "misophonia," but this is a relatively recent term! It used to be known as [PERSON LOUDLY CHEWING]

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones

Important to remember the Gunn Superman movie's first shot of Superman is a perfect recreation of Yamcha dying in the dirt in Dragon Ball

Good morning Bluesky

This is what would happen if every sport had bowling alley tvs, and i mourn that we dont live in that world

Over time, 4Kids One Piece changing Captain Smoker's name to Captain Chaser has just been getting worse and worse

*we're getting ready for a road trip and you see me come out dressed like a nerd*

"Really? Cargo shorts."

"I mean hopefully car go long"

Bye, weird fruit! You were fun!

corporations on july 1st:

I will never forget the look of devastation and woe on my high school lit teacher's face when she saw none of us laughed at the one fart joke in Dante's Inferno

For years I thought Paul Hollywood's name on Great British Bakeoff was this attempt to paint him as a cool, hip celebrity type, and it never occurred to me it was just, like, a name people have in reference to a tree or something. This may be the most American misunderstanding I've ever had.

ugh god and hes putting his hand on the wall, it cant be easy

I'm sorry I couldn't come to your bachelor party, I was too busy googling whether rayman's dick hovers

Valiantly risking the attention of the Dynasty Warriors fandom

Torgal
You're a fine hound (you're a fine hound)
What a good dog you would be

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️

AI-generated list of ingredients from an online salsa recipe including "ribs," "your fingers"

Man, fuck AI.

several SweetTarts with inspirational words, one of which came out of the box scuffed so it just says ICE

fuck ICE

to me he will always be steve palpatine

In this Indiana diner, everyone has three questions: How's the breaded tenderloin? Is the quarry hiring? And who is George Santos endorsing for mayor of New York City?

So out of it that I opened up my electronic health record software to write a summary note for my own therapy session

they’re assembling the pervert megazord

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