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EIC of Polygon; forever podcasting at FITWR.

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The best movie you can see on a big screen this weekend is basically Kill Bill meets Fury Road Tarantino fans are going to lose their minds.

What a relief that you can still see Blades of the Guardians in theaters this weekend www.polygon.com/blades-of-th...

27.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

Who appears to want to shoot Zack Snyder with a gun, no less

27.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Computer enhance

27.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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The best movie you can see on a big screen this weekend is basically Kill Bill meets Fury Road Tarantino fans are going to lose their minds.

What a relief that you can still see Blades of the Guardians in theaters this weekend www.polygon.com/blades-of-th...

27.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

Germainbait

27.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really selling me on reading this story

27.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was surprised to see that a new Pokemon has the same plot as The Birdcage

27.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An illustration of a Pokemon that is definitely real named Dr. Peepee. "DR. PEEPEE TYPE: FIRE/DRAGON
this one's name is Dr. Peepee, he's suuuuuuch a cool dragon but it's sooooo weird his name is
"Dr. Peepee". he's the final evolution of a chain too and the other ones are called "Flagron" and
"Wyburn" so it seemed like they had a theme going and then the last one's suddenly just called "Dr. Peepee" for some reason. i spent most of my time in the future reading through forum threads of people trying to figure out why it's called Dr. Peepee."

An illustration of a Pokemon that is definitely real named Dr. Peepee. "DR. PEEPEE TYPE: FIRE/DRAGON this one's name is Dr. Peepee, he's suuuuuuch a cool dragon but it's sooooo weird his name is "Dr. Peepee". he's the final evolution of a chain too and the other ones are called "Flagron" and "Wyburn" so it seemed like they had a theme going and then the last one's suddenly just called "Dr. Peepee" for some reason. i spent most of my time in the future reading through forum threads of people trying to figure out why it's called Dr. Peepee."

Huge www.polygon.com/23465915/pok...

27.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah didn’t make it that far back in the day β€” didn’t realize Doug Jones shows up!

27.02.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A tripod grabbing a guy with a tentacle on the cover of The Tripods Trilogy

A tripod grabbing a guy with a tentacle on the cover of The Tripods Trilogy

On a similar note they never made a good film version of Tripods did they

27.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

So Pitt-pilled I’m watching Falling Skies. Wyle can sell anything (on a small screen).

27.02.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

A real doozy. So many elements!

27.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kash Patel Faces Backlash After Partying With Nancy Guthrie’s Captors WASHINGTONβ€”As shocking footage surfaced of his participation in the rowdy celebration,Β FBI director Kash Patel faced backlash Thursday after he was seen partying with the captors of Nancy Guthrie. β€œI ...

β€œI was honored to have been invited to the isolated cabin where Savannah Guthrie’s mother has been strapped to a cot for almost a month,” said FBI director Kash Patel

27.02.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2426    πŸ” 335    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 17

Tyler Sheridan’s Jonah Hex wouldn’t *not* work

27.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLandman joins the DCU”

27.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Will they include Warner Bros. in the Oscar In Memoriam or can they only pronounce death after the studio wins Best Picture

27.02.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The #fans have been saying this!!

26.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sonic and Batman’s bizarre crossover comic cover

Sonic and Batman’s bizarre crossover comic cover

[not a serious post] but at least we’ll get this movie now

26.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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10 game music tracks for immaculate winter moods Exploring an ice cave or a desolate tundra? Here's your soundtrack

still snowy www.polygon.com/best-winter-...

26.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"BE THE FIRST TO WATCH AT HOME THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE ON DIGITAL MARCH 10" -- would they tell me if I was really first, that would be fun

26.02.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AI? More like OY!

26.02.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Resident Evil Requiem confronts the catastrophe that Leon Kennedy survived The connections to American atrocities are inescapable

26 years ago, Resident Evil's Raccoon City was obliterated by a US bomb. Countless people were vaporized in a flash of white light. Resident Evil Requiem finally reckons with the aftermath of a "cool moment" in a mournful game full of real atomic anxiety. My review. www.polygon.com/resident-evi...

25.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 5
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Was gonna go to sleep at a normal hour but then I watched the docking sequence from Interstellar whoops

25.02.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Resident Evil Auteur in His Own Words Paul W.S. Anderson talks about making the earliest hit video game movies and what comes next

Paul W.S. Anderson explains why Resident Evil films have always been political warnings about Big Corporations taking control from people and governments

23.02.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 8

Relieved to be laughing out loud at the new Robert Carlock joint Reggie Dinkins, which is pretty much a football version of Girls5Eva. Tracey Morgan back in 30 Rock, Erika Alexander and Daniel Radcliffe grooving by e2, god Bobby Moynihan.

25.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I got my mail

24.02.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Final Voyage
YouTube video by Andrew Prahlow - Topic Final Voyage

Andrew Prahlow's score to Outer Wilds is as good or better than any film score nominated for an Oscar in the last 10 years. As transportive a listen as the game itself. Forever on repeat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zlS...

23.02.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

how to calm down

23.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

I interviewed Roblox's head of parental advocacy for Vulture about safety on the platform πŸ‘€

23.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 524    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 69

Seems like a great time to launch a cheap primetime soap opera that airs five nights a week... or maybe I just wish there was always a new Pitt episode.

23.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0