Andrew Ungvari

I know the Mets spend a lot too. I just told you that. I didn’t think posting a winning streak would be so triggering but I’ll make sure to warn you next time.

The NY Post …

Bro, it’s been 24 years since a team repeated. You can’t buy a championship in baseball. Their payroll is $8M (not $100M) more than the Mets and the Mets missed the playoffs.

The Dodgers have now won 9 games in a row and 19 of their last 24.

TIL Ricky Rubio is only 34 and Freddy Adu is only 36. Finally something that doesn’t make me feel old.

That’s weird but they also sell used women’s underwear in vending machines there so it’s believable.

That was always the joke with Hideo Nomo. That he hated the media so much that he just pretended he couldn’t speak English. Meanwhile, he played like 14 seasons here.

Why is Shohei’s interpreter covering his mouth? Do thy think the Phillies hired a Japanese lip-reader?

How do you blow that call? Everyone but the guy four feet away knew he was safe.

I'm still anticipating a UCLA loss.

27-7 at halftime.

UCLA up 24-7 on Penn St. with 5 mins left in the first half. They were a 24.5-point underdog.

Rarely are they as consequential as that one.

You miss a call that badly and your postseason should be over. He shouldn't be allowed behind home plate for the rest of these playoffs.

You’ve seen this face everywhere.

Here’s the San Francisco man behind the internet’s most famous blink:

🔗 www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...

Exactly.

10-year sentence but he only has to serve 6 months. What a crock of shit.

I also found my tweet from 2023 when the Clippers were exploring Paul George's trade value, but not Kawhi's.

Did anyone at Bucks Media Day ask Doc Rivers anything about Kawhi? He's the guy who famously said this:

Why do they insist on constantly panning to Jerry Bruckheimer in the crowd?

I remember that one year the Raiders had a silver jersey and it was terrible both on the game and in real life.

They fixed it on FIFA so that each person sees their preferred uniforms regardless of what the opponent picks.

And with the change of conference and NIL, they will never be good because they don’t have the money to compete with other schools. But there’s always basketball.

The good news for UCLA is they can go 0-12 this season but, because of the portal, they can improve to 3-9 next year.

I remember playing FIFA online and just exiting the game when my opponent had on something similar. They’ve corrected it so why you see on screen is not the same as what your opponent sees.

It’s a hill I’m willing to die on.

I know baseball isn't a contact sport, but can we at least ask the two teams to wear different-colored uniforms?

Cypress, TX has a $125M stadium but it's shared by all the schools in the district. Nine of the 10 most expensive high school stadiums are in Texas. The lone exception is No. 1, which is Tom Benson Hall of Fame Stadium in Ohio, where McKinley HS plays as well as the NFL Hall of Fame game.

I never watched it. I'm too bitter. I've seen the documentary that it's based on. It's also called Gridiron Gang. Mine was inspired by an ESPN 60 piece called Football Behind Bars.

I know a guy out here in SoCal who is so much like Buddy Garrity, but he gives his money to USC instead of a high school team. He's a friend's dad and the friend couldn't give two shits about sports. Which is even funnier now that his son is playing freshman football.