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@northernwitch.bsky.social

Kinky switchy bisexual liberal cat lover. NSFW 18+ only. Accidental Bi+ Activist. 40’s. Occasional food & astrology commentary.

399 Followers  |  616 Following  |  879 Posts  |  Joined: 08.12.2023  |  2.4446

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Congrats to everyone on surviving the heavy transit of Saturn through Pisces, which officially ended Friday night! I don’t know about you lot, but I can already feel the shift in energies 😮‍💨 (we had a taste of this last summer and now it’s back for the next two years)

16.02.2026 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hope seems to be something worth fighting for.

15.02.2026 15:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations on your progress!!

14.02.2026 17:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you for this.

11.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Losing faith in humanity tonight and wondering if any of it is worth it anymore

11.02.2026 05:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m so sorry. Sending hugs and hope your way.

07.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Next Convergence is Feb 21st! This time we will have a swap table. Folks are encouraged to bring any kink gear/toys/books etc. to swap. Let's give items new life and share the chance to pick up something you've never tried! Due to limited space at the bar we will not be bootblacking this month.

30.01.2026 18:07 — 👍 11    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

Loot that drops after defeating me:

- set of Pilot G-2 07 gel pens in rainbow colors
- box of IKEA white taper candles
- Shimano biking shoes with clips
- Wusthof Chef’s knife
- Steelwerks S keys
- CD of Broadway cast recording of Rent
- lockable leather cuffs
- Bulleit bottled Old Fashioned

07.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess this means we have to add ordnance into the sex ed curriculum now

04.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I was told you're a monster," the hero said.

"So they say," said the monster.

"But you're beautiful!"

"Thank you."

"Have you always been a monster?"

"Heh. I was a young maiden. But I did something forbidden."

"And became a monster?"

"Got named a monster."

"What did you do?"

"I hit back."

04.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 1083    🔁 386    💬 4    📌 12

Maybe it’s time to stop attending RNC meetings

04.02.2026 00:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You have a delightful way with words!

03.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is who runs this account

03.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My lighter died a few days ago and I haven’t had a chance to run to the store yet, so I’ve been using kitchen matches to light candles around my house. I had forgotten how much I liked and missed that sulfury-brimstoney scent of spent matches. 🕯️

03.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Really feeling this one tonight…

31.01.2026 03:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OMG she passed away?!

30.01.2026 18:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂 Congrats on your new feline keyholder!

30.01.2026 16:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yup, that’s 100% a legit thing.

30.01.2026 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wasn’t there an 1890’s British operetta about this? 🤔

30.01.2026 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The whole outfit is amazing and I love your sense of whimsy!

30.01.2026 01:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let me just massage your Kentucky with my bisexual hands…. 🤨

30.01.2026 00:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a great story! I needed this tonight.

28.01.2026 02:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😂

26.01.2026 21:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Indeed! How do they manage to function in everyday life?

26.01.2026 20:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That would be brilliant!

26.01.2026 20:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤨 JFC that’s batshit

26.01.2026 20:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😈

26.01.2026 20:23 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s a lot of that desire going around right now, I wouldn’t waste the time on feeling shame for it

26.01.2026 00:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, the uneven spacing is driving me crazy

25.01.2026 18:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yup!

25.01.2026 05:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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